Vacamion

Controversial.

Stargate reference. Nerd vote crucial.

Luxembugger off with this plaggy Shakira.

Soz mate, keine Pünkte.

That floor that's a screen is great.

Pitch invasion from the Notts lads, please.

Have the managers told the defenders they can bring their toys in for the end of term?

That'll be why Maddison posted that we would be fine, then

12 character password requirements with no common words, no repeated characters, and it needs a number and a character. How TF am I suposed to remember that? Just inject an identity chip into my arm and have done with it.

If Anderson is good enough for the first test (which he is) I don't see why he isn't deemed in contention for the rest of the tests.

What is he on about? . It's a deffo red. Sooooo red. Utterly red.

Went for a walk this morning, a bloke drives past singing to music on his car stereo with his window down. The song was The Sash. The vehicle was an Audi.

Went out at 23:15, saw nothing, went bed. Woke up to hundreds and hundreds of pictures of sky on my socials, on the Street WhatsApp, everywhere.

If it goes on long enough, you'll watch anything. I remember being soooo excited to watch a Bundesliga game when they came out of lockdown before we did.

Southampton would be a bit more likeable if their manager wasn't such a gigantic horse's arse. Leeds would be OK if their fanbase weren't so, err, Leedsy. Baggies, yeah, fair enough, I could take that. They could renew their fond acquaintance with Wolves, I bet West Mids police would love that, and, as has already been pointed out, Vardy might get one last Hawthorns rustle. But I like Norwich. On the baaaalll Ciddy.

Villa don't look like scoring in a month of Sundays. Pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, pass, backwards, sideways, yawn...

Villa need snookers.

I'm hoping we aint one of them Given his profile and, err, recent issues, I would guess at Chelsea or Notts Forest.

Isn't it weird that the team ahead is the one whose players get cramp?

I was in Madrid last week having a meal during the game (no football on in the restaurant) and the noise when Madrid scored from all the surrounding bars, with a lot of the establishments with their windows open, was quite something. I can imagine that has been multiplied tonight.

I know it's a foul, but he's been lightly touched, then rolled around like he'd been baseball batted, then the Bayern lads surround and crowd the ref. Bits of the game I hate.

The first time I saw that the Reebok/Macron in Bolton (it'll always be The Reebok to me) was now called The Toughsheet Community Stadium, I double-took and felt sorry for Bolton fans.

Pitch invasion for a playoff semi victory is a bit Swiss, especially how they were beaten at home this evening. Looks daft if they lose the final.