ROB-THE-BLUE

Stunning coastal roads. Not the most exciting city in the world, but Titanic museum is good and Crumlin Road Jail is worth a visit. Lovely people too, I'll definitely revisit and do more exploring

I got chatting with a girl in a bar, "Can I buy you a drink?" I asked. "Have you not got a girlfriend?" she replied, "Guys like you always have girlfriends. ""No, sadly we broke up just over a month ago," I assured her. "Oh I'm sorry to hear that," she said, "Go on then, I'll have a white wine please. A few drinks later after a kiss and a cuddle we headed off back to her place and made passionate love. While I was putting my clothes back on she said, "So, you're good looking, a nice guy and amazing in bed, can I ask why on earth you split with your girlfriend?" I said, "My wife found out."

David Coote....

Referee David Coote charged with making indecent images of children. String him up.

Then bring in Bamford on a free

Its only high if he actually performs. Who knows how the petulant little ***** will take to it. If he does play well and they have an option at £25m whatever it is, we've still been mugged.

Jesus, if ever we needed to know how far we've sunk....

Be much funnier if he chose Palace over Spurs

Pissing myself at this

Going QPR for £2.5m

I actually find it quite funny how there doesn't appear to be much interest. If only he was as good as he thinks he is.

Nah he'll be gone as well.

Who is then?

I'd take that... They'll probably nick a point if we play

Cristiano Ronaldo... Egotistical bell-end and thoroughly unlikable... But you can't deny the talent and dedication.

Zjelko Kalac in the home cup game against Bolton... We lost 3-2 and he was heavily responsible for all 3 of their goals. Awful.

Hamza v Newcastle

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Guarantee he'll score a header from a corner with the last touch to rescue a point for them

Must be Polo season

peppapig.com?

I read that it's £2.5m to a non-prem team