Arkie Bennett

He's the balding midfield maestro that the game is crying out for.

Thomas winding up the sheep with perfectly legal throw-ins.

I saw it afterwards. Not my day today for getting things right.

I missed it at first. I've been getting things wrong all day.

"Denied by the crossbar!" No, denied by being off target.

Yes! Disallow that one!

Foul on Ayew but not enough to leave him writhing with agony. He'd have got up immediately if the kick was given.

Appalling from the lino.

Yesssss! To Derby: "Are you Leicester in disguise?'"

Sky hyping up the "rivalry".

Sky hyping up the "rivalry".

I didn't realise you were being so serious about it. Anyway, I did hear Hammers fans chanting it at the end of a chorus of Bubbles, so that might be your answer. 🥱

It's on their badge...

Roy Keane talking about "United" ahead of kick off, as if there is only one of them in this game.

Maybe the commentators will stop puffing up Welbeck now.

Merely skimming the surface.

Carragher: "Newcastle must be kicking themselves." They'd miss if their defending for that goal was anything to go by.

Brainless. He shows zero understanding of what it's like to be a fan. This was an opponent celebrating a goal against us. It's barely different to joining in their celebrations at the time; worse in a way because he had the time to think about how fans would react.

And flinging his arm in the air as he was landing.

He'll be back. This man spilled blood for the cause. His commitment is beyond question.

Don Goodman delivered a masterclass in biased co-commentary there.

It was verging on corrupt. Four minutes was a joke. Then they wasted 2 of those 4 minutes and were rewarded by the ref with just 20 additional seconds.

They're not real fans, booing even before 10 minutes is up.

The first five minutes summed up this squad when they were unable to focus on the immediate tasks of stopping the opposition and removing the ball from danger. They're most comfortable in their tippy tappy bubble when the opposition aren't pressing. They lack both togetherness and, again, focus when going forward. Extracting the rotten teeth that are Winks and Faes showed that the rest of the team can be more creative and play collectively, although our superiority in the second half was undoubtedly magnified by Sheffield sitting back and not needing to attack us. That and the woeful Bamford who even Vesty outpaced. We still lost 3-2 due to a stinking performance. The 2 goals will give righteousness to the happy clappers, but they shouldn't hide the reality that this squad is lacking in so many areas.

Whatever Forest will pay for it.