Arkie Bennett

The TNT/Liverpool love-in is nauseating.

TNT scraping the barrel with Alan Hutton.

Did the commentator say Haaland beat off the Brighton defender? I must have missed that as I watched him score.

Gross stupidity from Mings

Not for a greedy six team.

Drury should be made to shout "goal kick" after the player's name when it doesn't go in.

Magnificent goalkeeping by Henderson.

Out on a walk, our Cavapoo will be scared by the sound of a car door closing 50m away. Fireworks next door, not affected at all. Weird dog.

Cooper's tactic is completely reliant on hope. Hope someone has a moment of individual brilliance and creates a goal or scores, while hoping no-one fecks up in defence and gifts goals to the opponents. It failed against Forest and failed miserably tonight.

Rodgers was just Cooper with better players.

We've been better in the second half. Okoli: "Hold my beer".

Just before the first?

Bollock injury for Rashford

Cooper's half time talk will change the game.

Commentator said United can smell blood. Smells like sh1t to me.

Oh ffs.

Spawny rat-faced diving tosser.

Game on!

Missed the second as the missus got up to go to the lav.

Agreed. I don't live in the King Richard's Road area like I did when my dad took me to matches as a kid, but I park round there and take the same walk to the ground, including passing the place on New Park Street where my grandad died on his walk to work in 1974. That part of my journey to the KP has meaningful and resonant links to my past, and carries the same hope and excitement as it did when I was a lad. Sad, maybe, but it means a lot to me.

Fofana possibly injured (yet again).

Rubbish, Henderson.

For a second I thought that was Nick Knowles in the Florist technical area.

To be fair, this is quite entertaining.

Carragher maintaining it was a penalty because the keeper didn't get enough on the ball. Idiot.