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Has Skipp had one of those hair transplants advertised by Australian former cricketers?

My dad saw Howard playing for City. Howard went on to be my PE teacher at school. I was rubbish at sports but Howard was always encouraging, and he knew every pupil's name. Good man. RIP.

The commentators are starstruck, so embarrassing. Slight deflection for the goal, unlucky Forest lol.

Arsenal seem to be doing what I've noticed a few teams doing recently, crossing from close to the goal line towards the penalty spot, rather than into the six-yard box.

17 minutes as a sub.

I also get it as a gift each year and it makes me look miserable.

I miss Barnes. So pleased to see him succeeding.

Yes, but still a penalty. We wanted Ederson's similar assaults on Iheanacho and Barnes to be penalties.

That's a penalty.

Spawny feckers.

Yes! Cam on you Irons!

Fantastic strike by Reed. Fantastic strike, but yes, Liverpool allowed him time and space.

I counted at least 60 seconds wasted by Arsenal in the stoppage time. That, plus calling time while Bournemouth still had a live attack on, go to show how the officials subtly favour the greedy 6.

We even recruited a waiter. Faes is guilty of believing his own hype. He just isn't good enough for this level.

Sheffield United being made to look like prime Brazil.

Brainless Mavadidi.

Pi$$ poor by Thomas.

I was thinking how similar this is to last season's Chelsea match when Cooper sent out the team with no intention of scoring.

Inevitable. We're barely doing anything about attacking their goal, and our defence is not up to the job.

Brainless Fatawu again.

Martinez flapping in vain. I was just writing that Villa will concede again if they keep trying to play it out from the back, and sure enough they just did.

Sky previewing the Palace/Spurs match and doing their usual schtick of speculating about which club a player will move to next, in this instance Wharton. It's disrespectful to the clubs which build up these players, and it perpetuates the greedy six line.

It pains me to say it, but that was a great team goal by Forest.

I don't know, I wrapped it up to save it for later but it crumbled and fell apart so I binned it.