Arkie Bennett

Brainless Fatawu again.

Martinez flapping in vain. I was just writing that Villa will concede again if they keep trying to play it out from the back, and sure enough they just did.

Sky previewing the Palace/Spurs match and doing their usual schtick of speculating about which club a player will move to next, in this instance Wharton. It's disrespectful to the clubs which build up these players, and it perpetuates the greedy six line.

It pains me to say it, but that was a great team goal by Forest.

I don't know, I wrapped it up to save it for later but it crumbled and fell apart so I binned it.

No penalty because the Man U player was pushing his opponent.

I didn't - and still don't - understand why he was positioned so deep. A pass to him there was certain to be risky.

It explains Tom Ince's popularity.

Is Ratface missing for Man U tonight? I've had the Sky preview on and I'm sure they haven't mentioned it.

Even at one-nil, and despite a few decent moves early on, our vulnerability was obvious. As so often, the slightest breeze sends the house of cards that is Leicester City crashing to the ground. Time after time, the team promise to make improvements for next time, but they never do. I booed the players after the match while they half-heartedly applauded the fans from the safety of the middle of the pitch. Unlike after the Blackburn match, this time no-one turned on me and I wasn't accused of not being a real fan. Indeed, the robotic clappers were noticeably silent. Maybe, just maybe, it's starting to sink in.

I was given a free mince pie when I bought a coffee.

Go on, send Milenkovic off!

But everything I want is sold out!

Oh, just get off the pitch, ratface.

That's how officials sway the advantage towards certain teams.

I think fans have run out of new things to say about it.

Spurs, the gift that keeps on giving.

Xavi should be off for that foul on Van Dyke.

The comeback is on!

Oh, get up, Ayew.

These "players" need to look for other occupations. They clearly aren't professional footballers.

Utter sh1te. They'll still be clapped off by the "real fans".

And it's back to normal.

Going behind was a kick in the head for Wrexham, so McLean's doing the same one by one to the Swansea players.

Newcastle are looking desperate for defenders...