Arkie Bennett

Can understand Arsenal's displeasure. Haaland wasn't booked for a similar foul earlier.

Always amusing when the commentator screams the name of the player whose shot then goes miles wide.

Shame Sky didn't have a close up of the Havertz/Rodri incident.

We can't afford to let this go on until 10+ games. That's over a quarter of the season not looking like winning any matches. We do have the players to beat teams in the bottom half of the PL, but the team selection (including inexplicably marginalising some players), the substitutions, and the non-existent tactics (except for gung ho in the last 10 minutes) are stifling us. Cooper has to go, the sooner the better.

"...Now go and stack some shelves on your way out."

I don't miss Maddison, Fofana, Tielemans, etc. I do miss Barnes. That goal was a Barnes special.

Terrible defending by Spurs. Drop one into the 6-yard box and there's a good chance of scoring.

I thought jumping into an opponent was still a foul. Not according to Sky.

Evanilson was diving before there was contact. Justice.

Half a season's worth.

Lunacy.

Nketiah falls over more than Richarlison.

JJ's leg must be 6 foot long.

Vintage Vardy!

Me mam used to say teggies.

The days when my dad went to Filbert Street in his lunch break at the Poly to buy tickets but couldn't open the door to the ticket office, only to be assisted by Jock Wallace who appeared from nowhere. Football is pushing beyond the limits of what many people will reasonably tolerate.

This is like us v Tranmere.

Neville will say United need to sign three new players.

Barnes doing what he does well. Maddison doing what he does, not very convincingly.

Villa must be in the 30s or 40s for fouls.

Villa are taking the piss and the officials are letting them.

It's been too long since I had a lie down and got beat off.

No such thing as a poor plumber.

Wow, what a goal, what a team!

God, we're awful.