Arkie Bennett

Spurs, the gift that keeps on giving.

Xavi should be off for that foul on Van Dyke.

The comeback is on!

Oh, get up, Ayew.

These "players" need to look for other occupations. They clearly aren't professional footballers.

Utter sh1te. They'll still be clapped off by the "real fans".

And it's back to normal.

Going behind was a kick in the head for Wrexham, so McLean's doing the same one by one to the Swansea players.

Newcastle are looking desperate for defenders...

Ratface desperately kicking the ball at opponents and screaming for handball.

Zamora who famously said he doesn't like to watch football.

Either a complete disaster or magnificent inspiration. My head says he was already a bit-part player at West Ham, and the car crash as good as brought his career to an end. That we are the only club to pursue him, halfway through this season, raises huge red flags. How desperate we have become.

I remember we had the same complaints about the main camera position and angle last time we played there.

I'm glad you included a pic, as I was starting to get a strange image in my head of Winks's little fella.

He's the balding midfield maestro that the game is crying out for.

Thomas winding up the sheep with perfectly legal throw-ins.

I saw it afterwards. Not my day today for getting things right.

I missed it at first. I've been getting things wrong all day.

"Denied by the crossbar!" No, denied by being off target.

Yes! Disallow that one!

Foul on Ayew but not enough to leave him writhing with agony. He'd have got up immediately if the kick was given.

Appalling from the lino.

Yesssss! To Derby: "Are you Leicester in disguise?'"

Sky hyping up the "rivalry".

Sky hyping up the "rivalry".