Jattdogg

They need Big Sam

You have to love watching united be so shite. Fook off ya wankaz!

I mean, he can always pay us the £30 to £35 mill to get out if he is that desperate...oh wait, wants cake and to eat it as well?

I've packed on 5lbs the last 6 months so think I fit the part now.

I am absolutely inspired to email my boss telling her I wont do my job and will just sit in front of the screen doing nothing until they give me a 10k increase. I believe I can fly.

Stick him up front to be our new centre forward. He has the balls to chat shit to both ours fan and opposition. Should be good for 10-12 header goals this season. The love hate reactions will be brilliant. Lol

Load of bollocks, prepared to sit out. Righhht. Call his bluff. No play time, no pay time no world cup squad. Sure, he cant be that thick lol.

Not even close to 100 pages, this isn't happening. Move on.

He will 100% be signed by someone. If any big club loses a striker to injury it could be an easy free agent signing no?

It's a no from me. Rudkin with the incoming 5 years 60k per week deal?

Whose next, Lincoln or Leyton?

Bye sweet prince!

Salary caps which automatically decrease player salaries if they get relegated. So, if the cap is 50 mill in the EPL say 30 mill in the championship, then salaries for all players go down based on the percentage drop etc. Perhaps for relegated clubs it's 35. Then for promoted clubs to EPL perhaps it's 40 to 45 mill for first season and if they stay up 50 mill. I'm not sure the correct path but caps ARE needed. Smarter people then me need to figure out how that ties into the relegation/promotion thing along with some breathability (soft/hard salary caps, luxury tax etc).

End of the day, get a salary cap in.

You can always take new "d" pics Jokes. My wife has the s10e and now you've got me worried. I have been telling her its time to upgrade. I have an s23 and so far so good.

Only fans account reading your novel naked might help.

No problem, you were $hit anyways.

All the best JJ!

Awww Deb, I know you are a stranger but that post makes me want to give you a massive hug. I remember when you first told us all it really struck me as I have kids (12 and 10, boy and girl). Putting thoughts down is a great way to get things off your chest/mind. I wish I could help more but understand nothing ever prepares you for this situation and how to deal or work through it. Have you been talking to anyone about your grief/pain? I know there is no one size fits all thing but it could help. Much love from 🇨🇦

Baby baby baby ooooooooo...oh wrong Bieber my bad. Jays for the world series baby! Been too long since jumping joe carter days!

Scenes when we sign vardy back again next week lol.

Who said he will leave us? Rudkin will give him an extension. Criminal weekly wage. And this golden wiki nugget:

Jattdogg tier 500 source.

Think the first few games can be looked at as an extension of our preseason under the new manager. That said, we haven't been great and with some likely departures this week a draw or win by any scoreline would be a fantastic result for us. Let's get the 3 points though! Sending positive vibes!