They may not be absolute ***** but they're something else!

[Merging Cultures]

Clamping was banned a few years ago.

Surely you shouldnt be able to ban someone from clamping on their private property.

An Englishman's home is their castle and all that.

[Itsthejoeker]

Saw someone loading a bike into a car today. Great.

[Rincewind]

A serial flasher from Leicester has been jailed.

 

http://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/Serial-flasher-given-22-month-jail-term/story-27478940-detail/story.html

[Steven]

Why do kids need to be driven to school anyway?  I'm sure a good proportion of them live within walking distance.  I'll sound like an old fart now, but as soon as could find my way to school I was left to it.  I was probably about 7 years old & it was about a 15 minute walk..........uphill in both directions.

[Carl the Llama]

Gravity was weird back then.

[Parafox]

Not sure that would work with the hand break on.

 

 

A firm shove should be enough to brake the cable.

 

I'm gonna be a grammar nazi...

 

Break spelt wrongly in both contexts.

[Jattdogg]

At least use the term "going to" instead of "gonna" if you are schooling him

[ozleicester]

As your drive is private property, can you clamp someone for parking there?

Or charge a fee in 5 min increments.

Could be a nice little earner.

 

 

what sorta bunce are we looking at here?

 

[Steven]

Yorkshire man calls 999 after cat eats his bacon

 

 

http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/yorkshire-man-calls-999-after-cat-eats-his-bacon--bkEVjsMRmg

[Rincewind]

I nominate this copper. Would  like to put him in the Absolute butsome would say  that would be going too far.

 

https://downnotoutleicester.wordpress.com/2015/08/04/teenager-handcuffed-by-police-after-giving-1-to-a-homeless-man-wins-5000-pay-out-for-unlawful-detention/

 

This sort of thing also grinds my gear.