BoneDog Posted 7 August 2015 Posted 7 August 2015 Can we rename this thread to "the desperate misogynistic virgins who would crumble at the sight of an actual woman thread"? I've made love to over thirty stunners and had sexual contact with a quarter of ladies in East Staffordshire.
Guest Bilo Posted 8 August 2015 Posted 8 August 2015 I do think we're all agreed that frozen kebab meat from Iceland just sounds like the absolute epitome of poverty though. I blame society.
Mike Oxlong Posted 8 August 2015 Posted 8 August 2015 Her kebabs already had a right battering She had them made into curtains.
johnny the fox Posted 8 August 2015 Posted 8 August 2015 Horse meat it is, then. ok,, but I won the 3.30 at kempton last week...
Guest Bilo Posted 8 August 2015 Posted 8 August 2015 To be fair though, I bet Katona's filth. A proper 3am princess.
johnny the fox Posted 8 August 2015 Posted 8 August 2015 To be fair though, I bet Katona's filth. A proper 3am princess. no doubt she likes a bit of meat..especially black pudding ..
Guest Bilo Posted 8 August 2015 Posted 8 August 2015 no doubt she likes a bit of meat..especially black pudding .. Like a dog eating hot chips.
Fox42 Posted 11 August 2015 Posted 11 August 2015 Iceland Kebab Meat sounds very strange... Why would I get my kebabs from Scandinavia?
BoneDog Posted 11 August 2015 Posted 11 August 2015 To ask that question I take it you've never seen a Scandinavian kebab. HOT and JUICEYYYYYYY
EnderbyFox Posted 12 August 2015 Posted 12 August 2015 Iceland Kebab Meat sounds very strange... Why would I get my kebabs from Scandinavia? Have you only just seen this thread or have you been working on that joke for 3 days?
Uncle Monty Posted 12 August 2015 Posted 12 August 2015 Firstly I never go into Iceland unless its for their frozen seafood, which is really good and priced so cheap... anyway last night i was in there and noticed this bag of frozen doner meat for £2 so i bought one and ate it whilst watching the cricket today. basically made my own kebabs! and it was sooo nice, even better tasting than the takeaways near me im gonna get some more! anyone else had it ? amazed how good and cheap it was! Haha. Bravo Socks, I think you have just made the best thread on FT.
MPH Posted 13 August 2015 Posted 13 August 2015 I'd rather lick piss off nettles How can someone called cat burger criticize kebab meat!?!
Socks Posted 16 August 2015 Author Posted 16 August 2015 Ive had 3 bags and im still alive... It says 'mechanically seperated chicken and lamb' on the back of the bag Has no one else tried it then? If u like kebabs ull love it...
Guest Bilo Posted 16 August 2015 Posted 16 August 2015 Ive had 3 bags and im still alive... It says 'mechanically seperated chicken and lamb' on the back of the bag Has no one else tried it then? If u like kebabs ull love it...
Guest Bilo Posted 16 August 2015 Posted 16 August 2015 Pmsl I take it u doner like kebabs bilo? I used to like lamb doner, but have switched to chicken now. I blame Germany, their chicken kebabs were ludicrous compared to ours.
Socks Posted 16 August 2015 Author Posted 16 August 2015 I could eat lamb doner even when im not pissed. The best is a lamb doner, chicken tikka and lamb tikka kebab in a naan from the curry house. Amazing... Beluve it ir not but im quite slim and have low cholestorol...
johnny the fox Posted 16 August 2015 Posted 16 August 2015 I could eat lamb doner even when im not pissed. The best is a lamb doner, chicken tikka and lamb tikka kebab in a naan from the curry house. Amazing... Beluve it ir not but im quite slim and have low cholestorol... I like it so much I lick the bag out.. and.I don't mean kerry..
Socks Posted 16 August 2015 Author Posted 16 August 2015 I like it so much I lick the bag out.. and.I don't mean kerry.. Would u eat Kerrys kebab though? Badly packed to i bet...
BoneDog Posted 16 August 2015 Posted 16 August 2015 I've never bought any food from Iceland but have been meaning to go in and pick some of this up just to test it. Love normal kebabs if it's a half decent take away. The thing I'm dreading the most is I bet you have to microwave the stuff.
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