Izzy Posted 16 July 2017 Posted 16 July 2017 5 minutes ago, tom27111 said: Nothing to do with smoking, it was because you're ginger Yeah but I can dye my hair. You'll ALWAYS be ugly
tom27111 Posted 16 July 2017 Posted 16 July 2017 Just now, Izzy Muzzett said: Yeah but I can dye my hair. You'll ALWAYS be ugly I think we're as grey as each other now. Thing is, you're happy about it and I'm not
kingfox Posted 16 July 2017 Posted 16 July 2017 Getting hammered by nearly every School football team we played, losing 13-0 to Fullhurst was the main highlight. Got a stone chucked at my head after my mate ducked, next day in assembly headteacher told everyone to stop having stone fights after someone "nearly died" yesterday, bit extreme.
Buce Posted 16 July 2017 Posted 16 July 2017 8 minutes ago, tom27111 said: Nothing to do with smoking, it was because you're ginger 1 minute ago, Izzy Muzzett said: Yeah but I can dye my hair. You'll ALWAYS be ugly
tom27111 Posted 16 July 2017 Posted 16 July 2017 Just now, Buce said: If that's meant as an insult, you haven't seen my new bird Poor old Izzy, still taking shit and nobody even knows what he looks like. Apart from the luminous orange hair. Obviously
Buce Posted 16 July 2017 Posted 16 July 2017 5 minutes ago, tom27111 said: If that's meant as an insult, you haven't seen my new bird Poor old Izzy, still taking shit and nobody even knows what he looks like. Apart from the luminous orange hair. Obviously I do.
Buce Posted 16 July 2017 Posted 16 July 2017 8 minutes ago, tom27111 said: If that's meant as an insult, you haven't seen my new bird Poor old Izzy, still taking shit and nobody even knows what he looks like. Apart from the luminous orange hair. Obviously Naked pics, or she isn't real.
MPH Posted 16 July 2017 Posted 16 July 2017 When I was at Lanky boys we still had those flip open wooden desks with the little ink holes. It was of course forbidden to eat in class so me and my mate Jon were sitting on the front row desks I had one of those (a) head bags that was so massive . We opened the desks and put the bag in so it lifted the lids on the desks enough that we could kind of crouch/ bend down a bit and not be seen... well I did this crouched down and Beckoned John and gave him a marathon to eat whilst the teach is walking along the front of the classroom. Just as she walks in front of us I shouted her name she stopped and looked, I whipped the bag out and the lids slammed shut with poor Jon sat there all wide-eyed with a big fat marathon in hand and mouth. He just froze there. she shouted at him to get out and gave him detention. It was bloody hilarious!* * in my defense, Jon thought so too,came up to me later that and laughed , patted me on the back and said well done..
tom27111 Posted 16 July 2017 Posted 16 July 2017 4 minutes ago, Buce said: Naked pics, or she isn't real. Ok, busted. She isn't real. But she's still fvcking ugly
Izzy Posted 16 July 2017 Posted 16 July 2017 23 minutes ago, tom27111 said: If that's meant as an insult, you haven't seen my new bird Poor old Izzy, still taking shit and nobody even knows what he looks like. Apart from the luminous orange hair. Obviously You've turned out to be a right piss taking little cvnt Tom. I like it 15 minutes ago, Buce said: I do. And you've always been a cvnt
Buce Posted 16 July 2017 Posted 16 July 2017 15 minutes ago, Buce said: Naked pics, or she isn't real. 10 minutes ago, tom27111 said: Ok, busted. She isn't real. But she's still fvcking ugly No need to be coy - I found her facebook photo:
Buce Posted 16 July 2017 Posted 16 July 2017 1 minute ago, Izzy Muzzett said: You've turned out to be a right piss taking little cvnt Tom. I like it And you've always been a cvnt Love ya, Izzy.
tom27111 Posted 16 July 2017 Posted 16 July 2017 4 minutes ago, Buce said: No need to be coy - I found her facebook photo: Mate, I'd be happy with that
Buce Posted 16 July 2017 Posted 16 July 2017 Just now, tom27111 said: Mate, I'd be happy with that I didn't even know you could get them in ginger.
tom27111 Posted 16 July 2017 Posted 16 July 2017 2 minutes ago, Buce said: I didn't even know you could get them in ginger. At the minute, I'm waiting half an hour for my pot noodle to cool down I'd be grateful for anything. As long as they aren't ginger. Obviously. I'm not a monster
Buce Posted 16 July 2017 Posted 16 July 2017 2 minutes ago, tom27111 said: At the minute, I'm waiting half an hour for my pot noodle to cool down I'd be grateful for anything. As long as they aren't ginger. Obviously. I'm not a monster Not even this beauty?
tom27111 Posted 16 July 2017 Posted 16 July 2017 Just now, Buce said: Not even this beauty? @Izzy Muzzett is laughing, you owe him for image rights
Buce Posted 16 July 2017 Posted 16 July 2017 Just now, tom27111 said: @Izzy Muzzett is laughing, you owe him for image rights Not now he's not. You cruel, cruel man.
cambridgefox Posted 16 July 2017 Posted 16 July 2017 I loved school. Was actually in the top set but we all pissed about so much.Never had any time off as I loved it. my kids are the same luckily.My son has moved the pissing about to another level. last week surfing down the stairs on a " caution slippery floor" sign. Got a few stories but one always makes me smile. We had this grumpy old Governor who acted like a right bully boy and would come in every now and then for whole school assembly. He had an unfortunate name though. Headmaster" Could you all stand up and welcome MR SEAMAN" we were teenagers and it seemed like the whole school were making jizzing noises and the odd pupil shouting "spunky pants."I used to dread him coming in as I would just laugh uncontrollably as soon as he came in.. Even the teachers on some of the end of rows would be holding it in.
tom27111 Posted 16 July 2017 Posted 16 July 2017 2 minutes ago, Buce said: Not now he's not. You cruel, cruel man. He won't mind. *checks depression thread because I think we've offended him too much*
Buce Posted 16 July 2017 Posted 16 July 2017 1 minute ago, tom27111 said: He won't mind. *checks depression thread because I think we've offended him too much* He'll be ok with me - like he said, he's always known I'm a cvnt. You on the other hand...
Izzy Posted 16 July 2017 Posted 16 July 2017 19 minutes ago, tom27111 said: At the minute, I'm waiting half an hour for my pot noodle to cool down I'd be grateful for anything. As long as they aren't ginger. Obviously. I'm not a monster 7 minutes ago, tom27111 said: He won't mind. *checks depression thread because I think we've offended him too much* I don't really like to post selfies Tom. But..
tom27111 Posted 16 July 2017 Posted 16 July 2017 1 minute ago, Buce said: He'll be ok with me - like he said, he's always known I'm a cvnt. You on the other hand... I'm out of rep points, been generous today, but that deserves 2
tom27111 Posted 16 July 2017 Posted 16 July 2017 Just now, Izzy Muzzett said: I don't really like to post selfies Tom. But.. Hahaha again, this deserves a rep, sorry. I think your more a silver fox nowadays, rather than a ginger ****! Saying that, your pubes might have retained the colour...only Mrs Muzzett can answer that
VLC86 Posted 16 July 2017 Posted 16 July 2017 Struggling to think of much about secondary school other than my mate leaving his PC unlocked in IT so I uploaded some porn onto the shared drive of the whole school, Poor guy nearly got expelled .
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