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Foxestalk Biscuit World Cup - Quarterfinals (featuring El’Biscuito)

By DJ Barry Hammond, in General Chat

Foxestalk Biscuit World Cup, Quarterfinals  

81 members have voted

  1. 1. Match 1

    • Gingernut
      26
    • Bourbon Cream
      55

  2. 2. Match 2

    • Custard Cream
      40
    • Chocolate Chip Cookie
      41

  3. 3. Match 3

    • Jammy Dodger
      38
    • Hobnob
      43

  4. 4. El Biscuito

    • Chocolate Hobnob
      42
    • Chocolate Digestive
      39

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  • Poll closed on 27/12/17 at 23:59

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DJ Barry Hammond

DJ Barry Hammond

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We’ve now reached the quarterfinal stage and have some intriguing match-ups. 

 

Headlines

 

  • Chocolate Hobnob plays Chocolate Digestive in a matchup dubbed El Biscuito
  • Custard Cream to face first real test as it comes up against of Chocolate Chip Cookie
  • Bourbon Cream hoping to carry impressive following into this round against outsider of the octet Gingernut
  • Dodger hoping to get Jammy against strong favourite Hobnob

 

Confirmation of Quarterfinal Matchups

 

Match 1) Gingernut vs Bourbon Cream

Match 2) Custard Cream vs Chocolate Chip Cookie

Match 3) Jammy Dodger vs Hobnob

Match 4) Chocolate Hobnob vs Chocolate Digestive

 

In a slight change to the schedule, voting for all matches this will be open for 2 days, ending on the 27th December @ 23:59

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At the time of posting, non-league Gingernut has taken a shock lead over Premier League biscuit Bourbon Cream, Choc Chip Cookie and Hobnob are both being held by unfashionable opposition, and El Classico is so far being dominated by joint-favourite Chocolate Hobnob.

 

I'm wondering if the congested Xmas schedule is taking its toll on the biscuits' fitness?

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DJ Barry Hammond

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With under 24 hours of voting left, we see two ties delicately poised where just a handful of votes could swing the matter in your favourite biscuits favour.

 

if ever there was a time to create multiple accounts, to add your entire family to Foxestalk, to summon @Moose from hibernation - to ensure your favourite gained passage through to the semi-finals - this has to be it.

 

Don’t be misguided into thinking this is ‘just a bit of fun’ and none of this really matters - this is important, this matters, so make sure you do your bit for;

 

Your biscuit needs you! 

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8 hours ago, DJ Barry Hammond said:

 

With under 24 hours of voting left, we see two ties delicately poised where just a handful of votes could swing the matter in your favourite biscuits favour.

 

if ever there was a time to create multiple accounts, to add your entire family to Foxestalk, to summon @Moose from hibernation - to ensure your favourite gained passage through to the semi-finals - this has to be it.

 

Don’t be misguided into thinking this is ‘just a bit of fun’ and none of this really matters - this is important, this matters, so make sure you do your bit for;

 

Your biscuit needs you! 

 

Moose walks among us still.

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1 hour ago, Buce said:

 

Moose walks among us still.

Children, have you ever met the Moosebreath before?
No, of course you haven't, for you're much too good I'm sure.

Don't you be afraid of him, if he should visit you.
He's a great big coward, so I'll tell you what to do:

Hush, hush, hush
Here comes the Moosebreath!
Don't let him come too close to you
He'll catch you if he can.
Just pretend,
That you're a crocodile,
And you will find that Moosebreath will run away a mile.

Say Shoo, shoo,
And stick him with a pin!
Moosebreath will very nearly jump out of his skin.

Say Buzz-Buzz,
Just like the wasp that stings,
Moosebreath will think you are an elephant with wings!

Hush, hush, hush,
Here comes the Moosebreath!
Tell him you got soldiers in your bed,
For he will never guess that they are only made of lead.

Say, Hush, hush!
He'll think that you're asleep.
If you make a lovely snore,
Away he'll softly creep.

Sing this tune, you children one and all,
Moosebreath will run away,
He'll thinks it's Henry Hall!

When the shadows of the evening creep across the sky,
And your mommy comes upstairs to sing a lullaby,
Tell her that the Moosebreath no longer frightens you,
Uncle Henry very kindly told you what to do!

Hush, hush, hush,
Here comes the Moosebreath!
Don't let him come too close to you,
He'll catch you if you can.

Just pretend, your teddy bear's a dog!
Then shout out,
"Fetch him teddy!"
And he'll hop off like a frog!

Say "Meow!"
Pretend that you're a cat,
He'll will think you may scratch and
That will make him fall down flat.

Just pretend he isn't really there,
You will find that Moosebreath will vanish in thin air.

Here's One Way,
To catch him without fail:
Just keep a little salt with you
And put it on his tail!
 

 

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36 minutes ago, Strokes said:
Children, have you ever met the Moosebreath before?
No, of course you haven't, for you're much too good I'm sure.

Don't you be afraid of him, if he should visit you.
He's a great big coward, so I'll tell you what to do:

Hush, hush, hush
Here comes the Moosebreath!
Don't let him come too close to you
He'll catch you if he can.
Just pretend,
That you're a crocodile,
And you will find that Moosebreath will run away a mile.

Say Shoo, shoo,
And stick him with a pin!
Moosebreath will very nearly jump out of his skin.

Say Buzz-Buzz,
Just like the wasp that stings,
Moosebreath will think you are an elephant with wings!

Hush, hush, hush,
Here comes the Moosebreath!
Tell him you got soldiers in your bed,
For he will never guess that they are only made of lead.

Say, Hush, hush!
He'll think that you're asleep.
If you make a lovely snore,
Away he'll softly creep.

Sing this tune, you children one and all,
Moosebreath will run away,
He'll thinks it's Henry Hall!

When the shadows of the evening creep across the sky,
And your mommy comes upstairs to sing a lullaby,
Tell her that the Moosebreath no longer frightens you,
Uncle Henry very kindly told you what to do!

Hush, hush, hush,
Here comes the Moosebreath!
Don't let him come too close to you,
He'll catch you if you can.

Just pretend, your teddy bear's a dog!
Then shout out,
"Fetch him teddy!"
And he'll hop off like a frog!

Say "Meow!"
Pretend that you're a cat,
He'll will think you may scratch and
That will make him fall down flat.

Just pretend he isn't really there,
You will find that Moosebreath will vanish in thin air.

Here's One Way,
To catch him without fail:
Just keep a little salt with you
And put it on his tail!
 

 

 

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26 minutes ago, DJ Barry Hammond said:

 

Can we avoid a tie if at all possible please!

 

Although I did mention a tie-breaker should this event in an earlier round, I’d rather not have to split a 50/50 vote, causing more controversy than Brexit in the process.

Tonight's vote is more exciting than Leicester's season. 

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