Willsan1 Posted 10 May 2019 Author Posted 10 May 2019 1 hour ago, murphy said: It's a sickness Yannick Bo-Lassie Kennel Dalglish Muzzy Whippet Robbie Howl-er Derek Scooby Doo-ley It is a sickness. And yet, instead of putting you in touch with the help you clearly need, my first thought is: Muzzled Whippet, surely?! Also: Spaniel Sturridge Yappy Stam Sean St Bernard
Xen Posted 10 May 2019 Posted 10 May 2019 1 hour ago, murphy said: It's a sickness Yannick Bo-Lassie Kennel Dalglish Muzzy Whippet Robbie Howl-er Derek Scooby Doo-ley Surely that has to be Kennel Dalg-Leash? Anyway, Jack Russell Wilshere Charlie Spaniels Puppies Cisse Ross Bark-ley
murphy Posted 10 May 2019 Posted 10 May 2019 14 hours ago, HighPeakFox said: Mods, PLEASE... Keith Cur-le...sob....Jimmy Bon-io....Dan Pet-rescue.....
Willsan1 Posted 10 May 2019 Author Posted 10 May 2019 4 hours ago, Dr The Singh said: I thought this thread would be about LCFC Poon's Yup, good thinking - let’s do birds next. ... Yann Cormorant
murphy Posted 10 May 2019 Posted 10 May 2019 17 hours ago, Willsan1 said: Yup, good thinking - let’s do birds next. ... Yann Cormorant For the love of God, nooooooo... Ost-ritchie Wellens Andy King-fisher Joe Dodo John Mon-curlew Ian Parrot-clough Alan Shearer-water Juan Sebastian Heron Joe Chiffchaff-erty Avo-cet Blatter Matty Sand-Piper Jamie Crow-croft Av-iary Tielemans Demarai Gray-lag Graziano Pelle-can John Terry-dactyl Eden Buzz-ard Dion Dunlin Henning Bird Steve Gull Howard Puffin Riley Paul Cuckoo-per Ian Th-rush Brian Chough Muzzy Pipit Titus Brambling Gary Linnet-er Graham Cross-bill Lenny Plover Trill Babb Perry Duckling Alan Perch-inall
HighPeakFox Posted 11 May 2019 Posted 11 May 2019 8 hours ago, murphy said: Alan Perch-inall Also works as a fish pun. Genius. Now please stop.
cambridgefox Posted 11 May 2019 Posted 11 May 2019 I’m going for the ultimate Fish Dog Bird combo House Martin Waghorn bill
HighPeakFox Posted 11 May 2019 Posted 11 May 2019 2 minutes ago, cambridgefox said: I’m going for the ultimate Fish Dog Bird combo House Martin Waghorn bill Forgive me, but which bit is fish?
Aus Fox Posted 11 May 2019 Posted 11 May 2019 1 minute ago, HighPeakFox said: Forgive me, but which bit is fish? I had a pet goldfish was called Martin if that helps. Named after Sir Martin O’Neil
cambridgefox Posted 11 May 2019 Posted 11 May 2019 4 minutes ago, HighPeakFox said: Forgive me, but which bit is fish? What a div I’ve made of myself. should of gone with my 3 bird combo House Martin Shaghorn Bill
HighPeakFox Posted 11 May 2019 Posted 11 May 2019 40 minutes ago, cambridgefox said: What a div I’ve made of myself. should of gone with my 3 bird combo House Martin Shaghorn Bill Surely you've made a 'tit' of yourself, no?
murphy Posted 11 May 2019 Posted 11 May 2019 11 hours ago, Xen said: Surely that has to be Kennel Dalg-Leash? Anyway, Jack Russell Wilshere Charlie Spaniels Puppies Cisse Ross Bark-ley You could have Kennel Dog-Leash for a full house but I think that multiple puns in a single name don't work. Diminishing returns.
murphy Posted 11 May 2019 Posted 11 May 2019 3 hours ago, HighPeakFox said: Also works as a fish pun. Genius. Now please stop. I will. I promise. Just one more fix... Redstart Belgrade.... I've got this under control. I could quit whenever I want... Osp-rey Parlour....
fazzyfox Posted 11 May 2019 Posted 11 May 2019 Mark Robin Andy Peake-ock D.Jay Campbell Paul Gull-agher David Wren-nie Kevin Macdonald Duck Dennis Wise (A great tit)
fazzyfox Posted 11 May 2019 Posted 11 May 2019 9 minutes ago, murphy said: You could have Kennel Dog-Leash for a full house but I think that multiple puns in a single name don't work. Diminishing returns. Always gave his side the lead!
turtmcfly Posted 11 May 2019 Posted 11 May 2019 16 hours ago, murphy said: It's a sickness Yannick Bo-Lassie Kennel Dalglish Muzzy Whippet Robbie Howl-er Derek Scooby Doo-ley It actually is a sickness - Witzelsucht I suffer from it terribly. As with all sicknesses there is an onus on all sufferers to bloody well keep it to themselves. I apologise in advance for the use of the word 'onus'.
murphy Posted 11 May 2019 Posted 11 May 2019 2 minutes ago, turtmcfly said: It actually is a sickness - Witzelsucht I suffer from it terribly. As with all sicknesses there is an onus on all sufferers to bloody well keep it to themselves. I apologise in advance for the use of the word 'onus'. Turt-ledove McFly?
murphy Posted 11 May 2019 Posted 11 May 2019 5 minutes ago, turtmcfly said: Tit Nice try. Needs some work. You could have had Andy Cole-tit or something. Keep practising.
turtmcfly Posted 11 May 2019 Posted 11 May 2019 1 minute ago, murphy said: Nice try. Needs some work. You could have had Andy Cole-tit or something. Keep practising. It's just 'Tit'. He's Brazilian.
murphy Posted 11 May 2019 Posted 11 May 2019 7 minutes ago, turtmcfly said: It's just 'Tit'. He's Brazilian. Very good. You're a clever bustard.
stretch1965 Posted 19 October 2019 Posted 19 October 2019 I meet up with my mate for pre match beers with a different subject for football related puns. My puns for today, subject is food Kenny jacket potato Quiche Sanchez Flores Prefierole Gunnar Solksjaer Peter Stilton Pitta Cech Vincent kompanini Ray ice cream parlour Patrick Berger Tony Curry Thomas Muller Julian spotted dicks/spotted dickov Bruce Brioche Ian nachos Bacry lasagna Emanuel petit pois Leroy sarnie Gianfranco gorgon zola Food pan nisltrooy Tbone coutois Paul mince pies Sergio buscetts Frank spare ribery Paulo one chop Tony cottage pie / panacottee Joe Cole slaw Jaap spam Phil kebabb Saido biriyani Ryan Babel and squeak Even done a fast food section Kevin McDonald’s FerNandos Torres Pizza Huth Andy Wimpey Harvester Barnes Benteke fried chicken (gotta be a winner)
Post Horn Galloper Posted 19 October 2019 Posted 19 October 2019 On 09/06/2018 at 09:18, Max Wall said: Saved the thread for me. It Musa been love, brilliant. Ben when you smile Ben you smile at me ("When" by The Kalin Twins - August 1957)
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