Willsan1 Posted 7 June 2018 Posted 7 June 2018 Finding myself a leeetle bit drunk after work, I brainstormed the below list of terrible FPL team names / user names / miscellaneous cringe-fest. All are LCFC-related, some may be subconsciously inspired by you lot (sorry!). Sharing for amusement, feedback and - crucially - advances. Do your worst, folks. Maddison Bleu Multiple Morgan Failure Morgan Donation Evans is a dancer JEvans is a Place on Earth The (Mag)Wire AllBrightLong (All Night) Do the Ndidi (Set) Pieces of Silva Silva Service Every Silva Claude EverySilvaClaudeHasALino House of Vards Thomas Vardy thriller Chilli(well) & Nachos BarnesStorming Claude of the Fliers Claude it Back Claude’s Prayer Puel Table Drugs Puel Silva Fox Sim’n’Puel (Drank) Slim Slima’ni Slim Slima’ni GlassHamer Type 2 Diabete Iborra Urpantsoff Fuchs King Clarss(en) Nursing a Demi Gray’s Anatomy Gray > Mata Fifty Shades Of Gray OkaFace (Disclaimer: it’s been a long summer already)
brucey Posted 7 June 2018 Posted 7 June 2018 Isn't the point of puns that the replaced word makes sense in the context of the phrase, rather than just substituting any word for any other similar sounding word? Only 3 of these make any sense at all (Multiple Morgan Failure, BarnesStorming, OkaFace). Poor effort.
fuchsntf Posted 7 June 2018 Posted 7 June 2018 44 minutes ago, brucey said: Isn't the point of puns that the replaced word makes sense in the context of the phrase, rather than just substituting any word for any other similar sounding word? Only 3 of these make any sense at all (Multiple Morgan Failure, BarnesStorming, OkaFace). Poor effort. Come on..!! He did say we was pssed. I feel sorry for the Boss.
Ian Nacho Posted 8 June 2018 Posted 8 June 2018 I'm strange when drunk but talking to the taxi driver about how reliable his car is, is nothing compared to this thread. I feel sorry for you, Sir.
norwichfox Posted 8 June 2018 Posted 8 June 2018 You're right, it has been a long summer already....it made me feel p155ed just reading that list....
Suzie the Fox Posted 8 June 2018 Posted 8 June 2018 12 hours ago, Tuna said: Is that you Suzie? Grrrrr...I am never going to live that thread i created down am i
Nick Posted 8 June 2018 Posted 8 June 2018 1 hour ago, Suzie the Fox said: Grrrrr...I am never going to live that thread i created down am i ? welcome back Suzie. (I think it’s great even though you actually might be an experimental gin and tonic loving google robot.)
Suzie the Fox Posted 8 June 2018 Posted 8 June 2018 Just now, Swan Lesta said: ? welcome back Suzie. (I think it’s great even though you actually might be an experimental gin and tonic loving google robot.) Lol. Thank you. You can not imagine the shock I had when I tried to log on To find Id been banned And to read I’m apparently some guy called moose head masquerading as a woman. Haha
Nick Posted 8 June 2018 Posted 8 June 2018 1 minute ago, Suzie the Fox said: Lol. Thank you. You can not imagine the shock I had when I tried to log on To find Id been banned And to read I’m apparently some guy called moose head masquerading as a woman. Haha Suzie the Moose doesn’t have the same ring to it, you’re right.
Katy Posted 8 June 2018 Posted 8 June 2018 1 hour ago, Suzie the Fox said: Grrrrr...I am never going to live that thread i created down am i You’re back! You really are a real life person then ?
SouthStandUpperTier Posted 8 June 2018 Posted 8 June 2018 6 minutes ago, Suzie the Fox said: Lol. Thank you. You can not imagine the shock I had when I tried to log on To find Id been banned And to read I’m apparently some guy called moose head masquerading as a woman. Haha
HighPeakFox Posted 8 June 2018 Posted 8 June 2018 It is very tempting to make a joke now at @Suzie the Fox's expense, but it would be poorly timed. I think it's reasonable to say that one or two people had a mare.
fazzyfox Posted 8 June 2018 Posted 8 June 2018 Evans above, King hell, what's all this about (for Fuchs sake)? Amartey old to understand? It's not Gray-t. We'd do well to Drag-a-vic-tory from this one.
Willsan1 Posted 8 June 2018 Author Posted 8 June 2018 34 minutes ago, Max Wall said: Nice thread It hasn't been the unparalleled success that I envisaged. How do you delete a thread, then? (asking for a friend)
Max Wall Posted 8 June 2018 Posted 8 June 2018 Just now, Willsan1 said: It hasn't been the unparalleled success that I envisaged. How do you delete a thread, then? (asking for a friend) Sorry bud. No idea, @Suzie the Fox may be able to help you. I'd rather we just leave it on here for posterity.
SouthStandUpperTier Posted 8 June 2018 Posted 8 June 2018 27 minutes ago, Willsan1 said: It hasn't been the unparalleled success that I envisaged.
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