Russia v Egypt Match Thread

[SouthStandUpperTier]

Just now, Nalis said:

Ref to VAR assistants: 'VAR, is it outside the box?'

VAR assistants to ref: 'Of course it is but Egypt are dog shit so let's just give it to them, they'll probably lose about 5-1 anyway, plus I have a fiver on Russia win BTTS'

Ref: 'Rightio, peno then'

Continuation my friend. Learn the rules.

[The Doctor]

Just now, SouthStandUpperTier said:

Continuation my friend. Learn the rules.

Thought the rules here were the russians are always right or else...

 

[yorkie1999]

Thought that was a peno

[ithuriel]

Ref ever gives another pen, the mother in law does not take a swim with the fishies

[SouthStandUpperTier]

Pearce is such an unashamed name dropper.

 

"I was honoured to be asked to interview Mo Salah."

 

CLANG!

[yorkie1999]

Turning into the tourno of penos. The Germans will get in on the act. Shame we haven’t got a player who’s a natural born, master of the dark arts, winner of penalties. 

[MC Prussian]

Hmm... Injury-stricken Russia, the worst team at the World Cup according to the FIFA rankings and winless in their four pre-WC friendlies, scoring just two goals, have won their first two matches by an 8-1 aggregate in their home country, led by The Putin.

 

Surely nothing fishy going on here...

 

Edited 19 June 2018 by MC Prussian

[The Doctor]

9 minutes ago, yorkie1999 said:

Turning into the tourno of penos. The Germans will get in on the act. Shame we haven’t got a player who’s a natural born, master of the dark arts, winner of penalties. 

Shame. Imagine if that player had just had a 20 league goal season, and had scored 15 in all competitions in this calendar year alone

[yorkie1999]

9 minutes ago, MC Prussian said:

Hmm... Injury-stricken Russia, the worst team at the World Cup according to the FIFA rankings and winless in their four pre-WC friendlies, scoring just two goals, have won their first two matches by an 8-1 aggregate in their home country, led by The Putin.

 

Surely nothing fishy going on here...

 

 

Get the anabolics out

[Nalis]

35 minutes ago, SouthStandUpperTier said:

Continuation my friend. Learn the rules.

Yeah I know the rules, was just being silly.

[Alf Bentley]

1 hour ago, SouthStandUpperTier said:

 

Slip up Fathi, ah slip up Fathi, for the reggae!

 

One for the oldies there.

 

Any excuse to educate the younger generation.... 

 

Good movement for a big lad. The boy Bloodvessel has set his stall out there (and eaten all the produce on it).

He could be the No. 10 England are looking for. He has a lot in his locker (mainly pork pies)...

 

 

[BlueSi13]

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Thank **** they lost.

[yorkie1999]

50 minutes ago, BlueSi13 said:

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Thank **** they lost.

To what tune.

[Yes N'Didi]

18 minutes ago, yorkie1999 said:

To what tune.

Darude - Sandstorm

[Donut]

12 hours ago, yorkie1999 said:

To what tune.

Walk like an Egyptian.