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[orangecity23]

Money for Rudkin by (a club in) Dire Straits 

 

Inflated transfer feeee

Now look at them dodos, that's the way you do it
You lose to Norwich on the Sky TV
That ain't workin', that's the way you sign 'em
Money for nothin' and they leave for free
Now that ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya, other clubs ain't dumb
Maybe get a tenner for your star winger
Maybe get a loan in for some bum
We got to install Martyn Glovers, cut a deal to sell Ndidi
We got to sign these Jordan Ayews, we got to move this Sou-mar-eee

Tell Aiyawattt I won the league and the FA cup
Top's my buddy and he just don't care
That Aiyawatt got his own jet airplane
That Aiyawatt, he's a billionaire

We got to install Martyn Glovers, cut a deal to sell Ndidi
We got to sign these Ryan Bertrands, we got to move this Sou-mar-eee

Lukey T, look out
I shoulda learned to sell a Soutar
I shoulda learned to send a fax
Look at that Daka, stickin' them in Austria, man...
We could have some
And PSR, what's that?
Angry booing noises?
Bang' out that Monga for a cut price fee
That ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Trust your money to Rudkin, get mugged off for free

 

We got to install Martyn Glovers, cut a deal to sell Ndidi
We got to sign these Wout Farces, we got to move this Sou-mar-eee

Listen here
Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
You lose to Oxford on the Sky TV
That ain't workin', that's the way you spend it
Money for nothin' and they leave for free
Money for nothin', leave for free
Spend your money on nothin' and they leave for free
Ooh, money for nothin', for a Sou-mar-eee 
Money for nothin', leave for free (money, money, money)
Money for Rudkin, leave for free
Spend your money on nothin', Youri leaves for free
Spend your money on nothin' and Bobby Reid for free
Spend your money for nothin' and Vardy leaves for free
Look at that, look at that
Spend your money on nothin' (inflated, inflated)
Cags leaves for free (Inflated transfer fee)
Money for Rudkin, Silva leaves for free (Inflated, inflated, inflated transfer fee)
Spend your money for nothin' (Inflated, Inflated)
Larb sticks for free (Inflated transfer fee)
Spend your money on nothin' (Inflated, Inflated)
Lose Nacho for free (Inflated transfer fee)
Easy, easy money for Rudkin (I want my, I want my)
Easy, easy Bosman free (Inflated transfer fee)
Easy, easy money for Rudkin' (I want my, I want my)
Slim-an-iii (Inflated transfer fee)
That ain't workin'
Money for Rudkin, Changs for free
Money for nothing, Changs for free

Edited 26 March by orangecity23
added some extra duff signings

[The_77]

Just want to sneak in here that last episode was phenomenal and Mark was a great guest!

[Claudio Fannieri]

21 hours ago, orangecity23 said:

Money for Rudkin by (a club in) Dire Straits 

 

Inflated transfer feeee

Now look at them dodos, that's the way you do it
You lose to Norwich on the Sky TV
That ain't workin', that's the way you sign 'em
Money for nothin' and they leave for free
Now that ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Lemme tell ya, other clubs ain't dumb
Maybe get a tenner for your star winger
Maybe get a loan in for some bum
We got to install Martyn Glovers, cut a deal to sell Ndidi
We got to sign these Jordan Ayews, we got to move this Sou-mar-eee

Tell Aiyawattt I won the league and the FA cup
Top's my buddy and he just don't care
That Aiyawatt got his own jet airplane
That Aiyawatt, he's a billionaire

We got to install Martyn Glovers, cut a deal to sell Ndidi
We got to sign these Ryan Bertrands, we got to move this Sou-mar-eee

Lukey T, look out
I shoulda learned to sell a Soutar
I shoulda learned to send a fax
Look at that Daka, stickin' them in Austria, man...
We could have some
And PSR, what's that?
Angry booing noises?
Bang' out that Monga for a cut price fee
That ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Trust your money to Rudkin, get mugged off for free

 

We got to install Martyn Glovers, cut a deal to sell Ndidi
We got to sign these Wout Farces, we got to move this Sou-mar-eee

Listen here
Now that ain't workin' that's the way you do it
You lose to Oxford on the Sky TV
That ain't workin', that's the way you spend it
Money for nothin' and they leave for free
Money for nothin', leave for free
Spend your money on nothin' and they leave for free
Ooh, money for nothin', for a Sou-mar-eee 
Money for nothin', leave for free (money, money, money)
Money for Rudkin, leave for free
Spend your money on nothin', Youri leaves for free
Spend your money on nothin' and Bobby Reid for free
Spend your money for nothin' and Vardy leaves for free
Look at that, look at that
Spend your money on nothin' (inflated, inflated)
Cags leaves for free (Inflated transfer fee)
Money for Rudkin, Silva leaves for free (Inflated, inflated, inflated transfer fee)
Spend your money for nothin' (Inflated, Inflated)
Larb sticks for free (Inflated transfer fee)
Spend your money on nothin' (Inflated, Inflated)
Lose Nacho for free (Inflated transfer fee)
Easy, easy money for Rudkin (I want my, I want my)
Easy, easy Bosman free (Inflated transfer fee)
Easy, easy money for Rudkin' (I want my, I want my)
Slim-an-iii (Inflated transfer fee)
That ain't workin'
Money for Rudkin, Changs for free
Money for nothing, Changs for free

Absolutely superb stuff, please make this one happen @Anonymous F.O.X.

[orangecity23]

Given the title of last week's pod and Jake saying that thanks to Anonymous fox there will be several albums worth of songs - surely together they make up "Now that's what I call mug of sick 26 - club hits to get down to" 

[Libertine]

Just call me LibBaby.

 

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We built this t-shirt 
We built this t-shirt with sausage rolls 
Built this t-shirt 
We built this t-shirt with sausage rolls

 

Say you don't know me or recognize my flakes 
Say you don't care what goes in that pastry case 
Knee deep in the cheap pork, sinking in your teeth 
Too many happy-claps, eating up the grease

 

My rolls they aren’t from Hampshires, they went bust so long ago, don't you remember? 
We built this t-shirt, we built this t-shirt with sausage rolls

 

We built this t-shirt, we built this t-shirt with sausage rolls 
Built this t-shirt, we built this t-shirt with sausage rolls

 

Someone's always saying, “keep the fans engaged” 
Who cares, they're always buying polyester frames 
It’s just twenty-four quid, gotta pay Jon’s wage 
Fans call us irresponsible, take it off the page!

 

My rolls they aren’t from Hampshires, they went bust so long ago, don't you remember? 
We built this t-shirt, we built this t-shirt with sausage rolls

 

We built this t-shirt, we built this t-shirt with sausage rolls 
Built this t-shirt, we built this t-shirt with sausage rolls

 

It's just another Tuesday in old Filbert Street 
The sausage rolls have gone cold, oh, and we just want some meat!

 

Who counts the money in the Fanstore? 
Who makes the white attire that you can’t afford? 
Don't say you don’t need us, 'cause we're a ship of fools 
Looking for your chairman, flouting finance rules

 

Don't you remember? (Remember)

My rolls they aren’t from Hampshires, they went bust so long ago, don't you remember? 
We built this t-shirt, we built this t-shirt with sausage rolls 
We built this t-shirt, we built this t-shirt with sausage rolls 
Built this t-shirt, we built this t-shirt with sausage rolls 
Built this t-shirt, we built this t-shirt with sausage rolls 
Built this t-shirt, we built this t-shirt with sausage rolls

[orangecity23]

You only get what you give (we've got a free Chang for you) by the Ayew Radicals

 

[Verse 1]
Start the kids, what like Aluko or French?
Age sixteen, then you just sit on the bench
Everyone else, will get their thirst quenched
Agent fees, who, when you're down, ain't your friend
Every time they buy a new Mercedes-Benz
Poorly run? Well then we laugh 'til we cry
[Pre-Chorus]
But when the club is falling
You cannot score a goal (goal)
You feel your teams is dying, hold on

[Chorus]
We've got a free Chang for you
Please don't boo, We've got a free Chang for you 
Six games left, but we're starting Ayew
Don't give up, although the moneys all gone 
Can't forget, we used to be in League One

[Post-Chorus]
Larb stick, baby
Hey Top,
Give it to me now!

[Verse 2]
Four nil down, for the forth time in a while 
We're flat broke, but hey, we do it in style
Nick di Marco's flying in for your trial

[Pre-Chorus]
But when the club is falling
You cannot win a game (game)
Just click on BC game, stay untamed
[Chorus]
We've got a free Chang for you
Please don't boo, We've got a free Chang for you 
Five games left, but we're starting Ayew
Don't give up, although the moneys all gone 
Can't forget, we used to be in League One

[Verse 3]
This whole damn club could fall apart
It'll be okay, just play your part
Stay in your seat, and clap the lads
Now wave an honesty flag

[Chorus]
We've got a free Chang for you
Please don't boo, We've got a free Chang for you 
Four games left, but we're starting Ayew
Don't give up, although the moneys all gone 
Can't forget, we used to be in League One
Please renew, we got a free Chang for you 
Please renew

[Post-Chorus]
We're (we're) shit
But foxes can't quit
We used to be in League One
We're going back to League One
Don't give up
Just drink a Bia Saigon 
[Bridge]
Jordan Ayew's walking, diving 
KDH, big club is signing 
BC game are crypto mining 
Macquarie debts are multiplying 
Fashion shirts with Sausage rolls on (Don't give up)
Jonny Rud, so called Guy Branston
Top's okay he's in his mansion
Come on down, concourse sales' on

[Outro]
Please don't boo
One game left
Don't give up
Can't forget
In League One

Edited 2 April by orangecity23

[orangecity23]

It's a 2 Chang kind of day

 

When the Chang Comes Around - by Jonny no Cash

 

"And I heard, as it were, the noise of blunders
Filbert the Fox was saying,
'Come and see.' and I saw, and behold a white horse"

 

There's a man at Seagrave buying names
And lets them go for free and gets no blame
Wearing a green tracksuit that looks lame
There'll be a golden shower going down
When the Chang comes around

 

The hairs on your arm will stand up
As you look upon our defence as it ****s up
Will you clap at that video of the cup?
Or realise how we've been driven into the ground
When the Chang comes around

 

Hear the Bugle, hear Matt piper
One hundred Leicester accents whingin'
Multitudes are leavin' with 80 minutes gone
Voices Booin', voices sighin'
Some are bored like paint is dryin'
It's a financial oblivion

 

And the chairman is on his horsey
The vultures are all licking their lips
And the chairman is on his horsey
It's hard to pick a team, that has no pricks
Till armageddon no man on, no man on
Then the useless mugs will lose again at home
The unwise man will take out another loan
They'll sell a McAteer to Ipswich Town
When the Chang comes around

Whoever is unfit let him be unfit still
Whoever is right back let him be right back still
Whoever is lazy let him be lazy still
Watch the sinking ship as it goes down
When the Chang comes around

 

Hear the Bugle, hear Matt piper
One hundred Leicester accents whingin'
Multitudes are leavin' with 80 minutes gone
Voices Booin', voices sighin'
Some are bored like paint is dryin'
It's a financial oblivion

 

And the chairman is on his horsey
The vultures are all licking their lips
And the chairman is on his horsey
It's hard to pick a team, that has no pricks
Agents have been paid 5 million pounds
When the Chang comes around

 

"And I heard a voice in the midst of Filbert Fox
And I looked, and behold a Polo horse
And his name that sat on him was Top, and debt followed with him

 

[Katy]

2 minutes ago, orangecity23 said:

It's a 2 Chang kind of day

 

When the Chang Comes Around - by Jonny no Cash

 

"And I heard, as it were, the noise of blunders
Filbert the Fox was saying,
'Come and see.' and I saw, and behold a white horse"

 

There's a man at Seagrave buying names
And lets them go for free and gets no blame
Wearing a green tracksuit that looks lame
There'll be a golden shower going down
When the Chang comes around

 

The hairs on your arm will stand up
As you look upon our defence as it ****s up
Will you clap at that video of the cup?
Or realise how we've been driven into the ground
When the Chang comes around

 

Hear the Bugle, hear Matt piper
One hundred Leicester accents whingin'
Multitudes are leavin' with 80 minutes gone
Voices Booin', voices sighin'
Some are bored like paint is dryin'
It's a financial oblivion

 

And the chairman is on his horsey
The vultures are all licking their lips
And the chairman is on his horsey
It's hard to pick a team, that has no pricks
Till armageddon no man on, no man on
Then the useless mugs will lose again at home
The unwise man will take out another loan
They'll sell a McAteer to Ipswich Town
When the Chang comes around

Whoever is unfit let him be unfit still
Whoever is right back let him be right back still
Whoever is lazy let him be lazy still
Watch the sinking ship as it goes down
When the Chang comes around

 

Hear the Bugle, hear Matt piper
One hundred Leicester accents whingin'
Multitudes are leavin' with 80 minutes gone
Voices Booin', voices sighin'
Some are bored like paint is dryin'
It's a financial oblivion

 

And the chairman is on his horsey
The vultures are all licking their lips
And the chairman is on his horsey
It's hard to pick a team, that has no pricks
Agents have been paid 5 million pounds
When the Chang comes around

 

"And I heard a voice in the midst of Filbert Fox
And I looked, and behold a Polo horse
And his name that sat on him was Top, and debt followed with him

 

I’ve done a laugh react but there really needs to be a clapping reaction for these 👏🏻 Incredible work. 

[Anonymous F.O.X.]

I’ve created a SoundCloud account so people can listen to the songs again. You should also be able to download for free on the desktop version of the website. You might just need to create an account to see the tracks. Some songs it won’t allow me to post as says they are copyrighted.
 

The link is here: https://on.soundcloud.com/cHJcSD4CMGrH4FtOcn

 

As they get played on the pod I’ll upload them; so people can relisten, share and download, if they wish.

 

Thanks to everyone who has posted lyrics. I'm working through them all. I have created about 16 songs so far and working on the rest. Please feel free to continue to send more lyrics/songs and I'll do my best to create something that people might enjoy, even if it sounds nothing like the original!

Edited 7 April by Anonymous F.O.X.

[Ric Flair]

6 hours ago, Anonymous F.O.X. said:

I’ve created a SoundCloud account so people can listen to the songs again. You should also be able to download for free on the desktop version of the website. You might just need to create an account to see the tracks. Some songs it won’t allow me to post as says they are copyrighted.
 

The link is here: https://on.soundcloud.com/cHJcSD4CMGrH4FtOcn

 

As they get played on the pod I’ll upload them; so people can relisten, share and download, if they wish.

 

Thanks to everyone who has posted lyrics. I'm working through them all. I have created about 16 songs so far and working on the rest. Please feel free to continue to send more lyrics/songs and I'll do my best to create something that people might enjoy, even if it sounds nothing like the original!

Not all heroes wear capes, superb sir.

 

May I request the Blink 182 one when you get the chance? 

[Ric Flair]

This is genuinely one of the best things I've seen all year, take a bow @Anonymous F.O.X.

 

 

 

[PAULCFC]

Great pod as usuall.............Rob was spot on!

[Oncle Bob]

Anonymous FOX is a genius. The emergence of his talents is the highlight of the season.

[teblin]

Free chang for you! Brilliant!

[Libertine]

Great pod again guys, along with the songs.

 

Desperate to hear @Katy's Nepo Paradise!

[Katy]

6 minutes ago, Libertine said:

Great pod again guys, along with the songs.

 

Desperate to hear @Katy's Nepo Paradise!

I’d be so impressed if Anon Fox can make the words fit. He IS a musical genius though so I have no doubt he can. 

[Anonymous F.O.X.]

4 hours ago, Ric Flair said:

Not all heroes wear capes, superb sir.

 

May I request the Blink 182 one when you get the chance? 

Blink 182 one is nearly done. It’s quite tricky but it’s about there. You can hear the similarities to the original. 

[Anonymous F.O.X.]

18 minutes ago, Libertine said:

Great pod again guys, along with the songs.

 

Desperate to hear @Katy's Nepo Paradise!

 

7 minutes ago, Katy said:

I’d be so impressed if Anon Fox can make the words fit. He IS a musical genius though so I have no doubt he can. 

Nepo paradise has been done. Not sure if Jake will play it though as he said it’s a bit too close to the line for him which is fine as it’s his pod. So I’ve done another version where I’ve changed the lyrics. If he doesn’t want to play the original on the Pod I’ll put it on my SoundCloud, or message me privately and I’ll send it to anyone that wants it. 

[Katy]

7 minutes ago, Anonymous F.O.X. said:

 

Nepo paradise has been done. Not sure if Jake will play it though as he said it’s a bit too close to the line for him which is fine as it’s his pod. So I’ve done another version where I’ve changed the lyrics. If he doesn’t want to play the original on the Pod I’ll put it on my SoundCloud, or message me privately and I’ll send it to anyone that wants it. 

I can’t remember what I put in it that’s controversial 😂 I’m personally not bothered about it being played on the pod, just interested in what it would sound like to music so thanks so much for doing it 💙

[Katy]

I couldn’t find the actual thread but @Ric Flair the shirt has arrived safe and sound, thank you so much 😊

[teblin]

Played the Chang song to my lad, his words were “it just illustrates how stupid a lot of the decisions have been” he’s 14.

[TheGoldenGod]

Free Chang gotta make a late entry into the Top 40 surely! what a tune

[orangecity23]

Loved what Anonymous fox has done with Free Chang for you, sounded absolutely superb. The sausage roll song at the start was quality as well, proper country vibes.

[Katy]

1 hour ago, Katy said:

I can’t remember what I put in it that’s controversial 😂 I’m personally not bothered about it being played on the pod, just interested in what it would sound like to music so thanks so much for doing it 💙

Right I’ve changed my mind. Just heard it and the edited version and they’re both absolutely brilliant. Gerrit on the pod, the world needs to hear this 😆 

Edited 7 April by Katy

[orangecity23]

49 minutes ago, teblin said:

Played the Chang song to my lad, his words were “it just illustrates how stupid a lot of the decisions have been” he’s 14.

He will have to make do with a free bottle of water then.