Ric Flair Live & Direct on BSLB Podcast

[splinterdream]

17 minutes ago, Libertine said:

Incredible work once again @Anonymous F.O.X.  

 

Credit to @splinterdream for the suggestion as well.

 

Also - can we make it a new bit to have Ric's answer to the Dear Ric just to be "Get f***ing annihilated and worry about the rest later" every week, no matter the question? 

Just heard it, I can’t believe how good it was, well done all round 👌👊 Phil Ezzy Gee would be proud 

[Sol thewall Bamba]

No other pod or fan channel at LCFC would get a guest of that calibre, well done lads 👍🏼

[Libertine]

It's time for my latest creation lads. Good luck @Anonymous F.O.X. 

 

New pod theme song @Ric Flair? 

 

THE NEXT EPISODE (OF THE POD)

 

JAKE: 

La da da da da, it’s the motherf***in BSLB (Big strong! Big strong!) 

La da da da da, you know I’m Watson, J-A-K-E 

 

JORD: 

You know who’s rockin’ these leopard f***ers! 

Spread the tweets out there! 

Turn that shit up! Sup Jake!? 

 

JAKE: 

Top host, invite 'em all, fellas, turn that shit up 
BSLB, my list’ners, turn that shit up 
J-OR-D, R-I-C. yeah, we hookin' back up 
And when I bang this on YouTube, baby, you got to get up 
It's a Leicester fiesta, yeah, we havin’ our fun 
Pod life, squad life, boys, we the number ones 
Takin' chances while we guessing in Who Are Ya, for sure 
Going viral on GB News, catching strays from afar 
Bitches lookin' at me strange but you know I don't care 
'Cause I wanna see us go down just to see the swamp cleared 

Ric keeps talkin' big talk, he’s obsessed with Tetê 
Almost hit the two hour mark, time to call it a day 
We got Godders, we got Potter, we all over the map 
And ‘so-called’ Guy Branston? Bitch, shut your trap 
Come back, get back, there’s no need to depress 

With the BSLB, we’ll be reviewing the mess 

 

RIC: 

La, da, da, da, da 
It's the motherf***in' R-I-C (Ric Flair, motherf***er!) 
La, da, da, da, da 
You know I'm mobbin' with Jord and Jakey 
Straight off the ****in' streets of Hinckley 
King of the youth—you gotta get them in the team 
Bin gaffers off, they’re all a bunch of prats 
How you feel, Harry Soutts, where you at?! 
I'm all Guinness’d out in the caravan 
Red wine in the back, Garries in my crack 
YouTube clips on my lap, scouting youth games 
Monga, Evans, Louis Page! 
Cremona, Como and Milan 
It's Leicester City love, this LCFC bud got a craving for the pub 
I'm on one, I might rock up in the Menphys Hub 
With my kit on, on my hippo 
Get my drink on and my jokes on 
Then go home with someone we loaned on (Tetê, bitch!) 

Where’d ya come from, where did ya go? 
Comin' real, it's the next episode 

 

JORD: 

Hold up, hey 
For my list’ners who be thinkin' we soft 
We don't play 
We gon' rock it 'til Jake's battery falls off 
Hold up, hey 
For my list’ners who be actin' too bold 
Take a seat 
Hope you ready for the next episode 
Hey, hey, hey 

 
Concede every game. 

 

[Foxy-Lady]

On 05/03/2026 at 11:43, orangecity23 said:

This was my effort from the next win thread, after Pliskin mentioned free fallin by Tom Petty.

 

He's a good Top, but got fired by his mama
Bankrupted king power too
He's a good Top, crazy about Polo
Loves horses, and Jon Rudkin too

It's a long day, working at Seagrave
Yannicks dog running through the yard
I'm a bad fan, for missing midweek games
And Ayews dived and fell on his arse

And we're free
Free falling
Yeah we're free
Free falling 

We've lost to the team from The Valley
Sad fans walk down Western Boulevard 
All the bad boys are booing Jon Rudkin
And on Facebook, it's breaking Brock's heart

And we're free
Free falling 
Yeah we're free
Free falling 

Gonna glide down, lower than Oxford
King Power out, on a plane in the sky
Gonna liquidate, out into nothing 
Gonna leave this league for a while  

Outstanding re-work of a classic track.....literally singing those lyrics in my head!

 

And top marks for squeezing in "western Boulevard".....IYKYK!  

 

Edited 9 March by Foxy-Lady

[Ric Flair]

34 minutes ago, Libertine said:

It's time for my latest creation lads. Good luck @Anonymous F.O.X. 

 

New pod theme song @Ric Flair? 

 

THE NEXT EPISODE (OF THE POD)

 

JAKE: 

La da da da da, it’s the motherf***in BSLB (Big strong! Big strong!) 

La da da da da, you know I’m Watson, J-A-K-E 

 

JORD: 

You know who’s rockin’ these leopard f***ers! 

Spread the tweets out there! 

Turn that shit up! Sup Jake!? 

 

JAKE: 

Top host, invite 'em all, fellas, turn that shit up 
BSLB, my list’ners, turn that shit up 
J-OR-D, R-I-C. yeah, we hookin' back up 
And when I bang this on YouTube, baby, you got to get up 
It's a Leicester fiesta, yeah, we havin’ our fun 
Pod life, squad life, boys, we the number ones 
Takin' chances while we guessing in Who Are Ya, for sure 
Going viral on GB News, catching strays from afar 
Bitches lookin' at me strange but you know I don't care 
'Cause I wanna see us go down just to see the swamp cleared 

Ric keeps talkin' big talk, he’s obsessed with Tetê 
Almost hit the two hour mark, time to call it a day 
We got Godders, we got Potter, we all over the map 
And ‘so-called’ Guy Branston? Bitch, shut your trap 
Come back, get back, there’s no need to depress 

With the BSLB, we’ll be reviewing the mess 

 

RIC: 

La, da, da, da, da 
It's the motherf***in' R-I-C (Ric Flair, motherf***er!) 
La, da, da, da, da 
You know I'm mobbin' with Jord and Jakey 
Straight off the ****in' streets of Hinckley 
King of the youth—you gotta get them in the team 
Bin gaffers off, they’re all a bunch of prats 
How you feel, Harry Soutts, where you at?! 
I'm all Guinness’d out in the caravan 
Red wine in the back, Garries in my crack 
YouTube clips on my lap, scouting youth games 
Monga, Evans, Louis Page! 
Cremona, Como and Milan 
It's Leicester City love, this LCFC bud got a craving for the pub 
I'm on one, I might rock up in the Menphys Hub 
With my kit on, on my hippo 
Get my drink on and my jokes on 
Then go home with someone we loaned on (Tetê, bitch!) 

Where’d ya come from, where did ya go? 
Comin' real, it's the next episode 

 

JORD: 

Hold up, hey 
For my list’ners who be thinkin' we soft 
We don't play 
We gon' rock it 'til Jake's battery falls off 
Hold up, hey 
For my list’ners who be actin' too bold 
Take a seat 
Hope you ready for the next episode 
Hey, hey, hey 

 
Concede every game. 

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA

[BrummieFOX]

"Concede every game" 

[Katy]

1 hour ago, Libertine said:

It's time for my latest creation lads. Good luck @Anonymous F.O.X. 

 

New pod theme song @Ric Flair? 

 

THE NEXT EPISODE (OF THE POD)

 

JAKE: 

La da da da da, it’s the motherf***in BSLB (Big strong! Big strong!) 

La da da da da, you know I’m Watson, J-A-K-E 

 

JORD: 

You know who’s rockin’ these leopard f***ers! 

Spread the tweets out there! 

Turn that shit up! Sup Jake!? 

 

JAKE: 

Top host, invite 'em all, fellas, turn that shit up 
BSLB, my list’ners, turn that shit up 
J-OR-D, R-I-C. yeah, we hookin' back up 
And when I bang this on YouTube, baby, you got to get up 
It's a Leicester fiesta, yeah, we havin’ our fun 
Pod life, squad life, boys, we the number ones 
Takin' chances while we guessing in Who Are Ya, for sure 
Going viral on GB News, catching strays from afar 
Bitches lookin' at me strange but you know I don't care 
'Cause I wanna see us go down just to see the swamp cleared 

Ric keeps talkin' big talk, he’s obsessed with Tetê 
Almost hit the two hour mark, time to call it a day 
We got Godders, we got Potter, we all over the map 
And ‘so-called’ Guy Branston? Bitch, shut your trap 
Come back, get back, there’s no need to depress 

With the BSLB, we’ll be reviewing the mess 

 

RIC: 

La, da, da, da, da 
It's the motherf***in' R-I-C (Ric Flair, motherf***er!) 
La, da, da, da, da 
You know I'm mobbin' with Jord and Jakey 
Straight off the ****in' streets of Hinckley 
King of the youth—you gotta get them in the team 
Bin gaffers off, they’re all a bunch of prats 
How you feel, Harry Soutts, where you at?! 
I'm all Guinness’d out in the caravan 
Red wine in the back, Garries in my crack 
YouTube clips on my lap, scouting youth games 
Monga, Evans, Louis Page! 
Cremona, Como and Milan 
It's Leicester City love, this LCFC bud got a craving for the pub 
I'm on one, I might rock up in the Menphys Hub 
With my kit on, on my hippo 
Get my drink on and my jokes on 
Then go home with someone we loaned on (Tetê, bitch!) 

Where’d ya come from, where did ya go? 
Comin' real, it's the next episode 

 

JORD: 

Hold up, hey 
For my list’ners who be thinkin' we soft 
We don't play 
We gon' rock it 'til Jake's battery falls off 
Hold up, hey 
For my list’ners who be actin' too bold 
Take a seat 
Hope you ready for the next episode 
Hey, hey, hey 

 
Concede every game. 

 

Oh my god 😂👏🏻

[Katy]

I’ve got an idea for one, leave it with me…

[CosbehFox]

I found it interesting that Henry said about fans he speaks to back in his home village about LCFC agree with the situation at the club. 
 

Strikes me there’s a silent section of our support who deeply unhappy at the custodial performance of our current owner

[Ric Flair]

1 hour ago, Katy said:

I’ve got an idea for one, leave it with me…

Thanks for coming on the pod pal

[Katy]

24 minutes ago, Ric Flair said:

Thanks for coming on the pod pal

Thanks for having me on 💙 You 3 make it look and sound so easy and that’s probably why it’s so enjoyable to listen to. I’m not a natural orator nor do I enjoy speaking in public and I did have so much more to say but everyone had beds they wanted to go to 😂

 

I meant to add in the chat last night that GR said  in addition to Monga being injured (slight ankle injury I think he said) he didn’t put Page on the bench because he wanted to fill it with experience for Ipswich (😆) and that’s why he wasn’t. Probably par for the course for the rest of the season now, which is a shame but we’ll see. 

[Katy]

Right I came up with a lot of this on the way to and fro Sainsburys so forgive me. 
 

NEPO’S PARADISE (NOT) BY COOLIO (RIP)

 

 

As we sit third bottom of the Championship

I take a look at my club and realise there’s nothing left

‘Cause we’ve been losing and drawing so long that even an optimist don’t know where the next win’s coming from 

 

But Abdul never crossed a ball, they don’t deserve it

Scoring from the halfway line you know that’s unheard of

You better watch how you talkin’ and where you protestin’

Or you and the ungrates will be banned from the ground 

 

I really hate to neg but I gotta tho

As the players be running on through the light show smoke 

Fools, I’m the kinda fan Top don’t want me to be like 

He need me down on my knees saying prayers for free Chang like

 

Been spendin' most our lives

Livin' in a Nepo’s paradise

Been spendin' most our lives

Livin' in a Nepo’s paradise

Been spendin' most our lives

Livin' in a Nepo’s paradise

Been spendin' most our lives

Livin' in a Nepo’s paradise

 

Look at the situation Top got me facing

I can’t live without the club, I was raised on Filbert Street

So I gotta be down with my local team

Too much Sky television watching got him chasin’ dreams 

 

Top’s an educated fool with adulation on his mind

Got a polo stick in hand and Rudkin by his side

Ima careful what I wish for we were in league one once 

Cliff Ginetta’s here so don’t arouse my anger 

 

Fool, League One ain’t nothin’ but a few games away 

We’re living life on the edge now what can I say?

We’re 22nd now but will we end up in 21st?

The way things is goin’ I dunno 

 

Tell me why KPFC are so blind to see

That the ones they hurt are you and me 

 

Been spendin' most our lives

Livin' in a Nepo’s paradise

Been spendin' most our lives

Livin' in a Nepo’s paradise

Been spendin' most our lives

Livin' in a Nepo’s paradise

Been spendin' most our lives

Livin' in a Nepo’s paradise

 

King Power got no money, no money and no power

Breaking PSR every minute, hour after hour 

Boardroom reshuffle, makes no ****in’ difference

We’ll sell Seagrave, to mother ****in’ Forest

 

They say Top’s gotta learn but nobody’s here to teach him

Rudkin can’t understand it, why would he sack me?

I guess Top can’t, I guess Top won’t 

I guess that’s the problem, that’s why we know he’s out of luck 

FOOL

 

Been spendin' most our lives

Livin' in a Nepo’s paradise

Been spendin' most our lives

Livin' in a Nepo’s paradise

Been spendin' most our lives

Livin' in a Nepo’s paradise

Been spendin' most our lives

Livin' in a Nepo’s paradise

 

Tell me why KPFC are so blind to see

That the ones they hurt are you and me 

Tell me why KPFC are so blind to see

That the ones they hurt are you and me 

Edited 9 March by Katy

[Libertine]

Flippin’ exceptional @Katy 

[Katy]

20 minutes ago, Libertine said:

Flippin’ exceptional @Katy 

That means a lot coming from the master 

[Ric Flair]

1 hour ago, Katy said:

Right I came up with a lot of this on the way to and fro Sainsburys so forgive me. 
 

NEPO’S PARADISE (NOT) BY COOLIO (RIP)

 

 

As we sit third bottom of the Championship

I take a look at my club and realise there’s nothing left

‘Cause we’ve been losing and drawing so long that even an optimist don’t know where the next win’s coming from 

 

But Abdul never crossed a ball, they don’t deserve it

Scoring from the halfway line you know that’s unheard of

You better watch how you talkin’ and where you protestin’

Or you and the ungrates will be banned from the ground 

 

I really hate to neg but I gotta tho

As the players be running on through the light show smoke 

Fools, I’m the kinda fan Top don’t want me to be like 

He need me down on my knees saying prayers for free Chang like

 

Been spendin' most our lives

Livin' in a Nepo’s paradise

Been spendin' most our lives

Livin' in a Nepo’s paradise

Been spendin' most our lives

Livin' in a Nepo’s paradise

Been spendin' most our lives

Livin' in a Nepo’s paradise

 

Look at the situation Top got me facing

I can’t live without the club, I was raised on Filbert Street

So I gotta be down with my local team

Too much Sky television watching got him chasin’ dreams 

 

Top’s an educated fool with adulation on his mind

Got a polo stick in hand and Rudkin by his side

Ima careful what I wish for we were in league one once 

Cliff Ginetta’s here so don’t arouse my anger 

 

Fool, League One ain’t nothin’ but a few games away 

We’re living life on the edge now what can I say?

We’re 22nd now but will we end up in 21st?

The way things is goin’ I dunno 

 

Tell me why KPFC are so blind to see

That the ones they hurt are you and me 

 

Been spendin' most our lives

Livin' in a Nepo’s paradise

Been spendin' most our lives

Livin' in a Nepo’s paradise

Been spendin' most our lives

Livin' in a Nepo’s paradise

Been spendin' most our lives

Livin' in a Nepo’s paradise

 

King Power got no money, no money and no power

Breaking PSR every minute, hour after hour 

Boardroom reshuffle, makes no ****in’ difference

We’ll sell Seagrave, to mother ****in’ Forest

 

They say Top’s gotta learn but nobody’s here to teach him

Rudkin can’t understand it, why would he sack me?

I guess Top can’t, I guess Top won’t 

I guess that’s the problem, that’s why we know he’s out of luck 

FOOL

 

Been spendin' most our lives

Livin' in a Nepo’s paradise

Been spendin' most our lives

Livin' in a Nepo’s paradise

Been spendin' most our lives

Livin' in a Nepo’s paradise

Been spendin' most our lives

Livin' in a Nepo’s paradise

 

Tell me why KPFC are so blind to see

That the ones they hurt are you and me 

Tell me why KPFC are so blind to see

That the ones they hurt are you and me 

Hahahahahaaaaa absolutely love it!

[Katy]

I’ve had a request from Jordan. We need to be doing some ‘House Music’ ones apparently 👍🏼 

 

I’ll leave that to the experts  @Libertine over to you 😆

[Libertine]

5 minutes ago, Katy said:

I’ve had a request from Jordan. We need to be doing some ‘House Music’ ones apparently 👍🏼 

 

I’ll leave that to the experts  @Libertine over to you 😆

Does house music have lyrics?  Would need some suggestions, not my forte!

Edited 9 March by Libertine

[Katy]

4 minutes ago, Libertine said:

Does house music have lyrics?  Would need some suggestions, not my forte!

Yeah that’s what I said and he said you only need a few words to make a proper tune 😂 

 

I shall enquire 👍🏼
 

 

[Corky]

4 hours ago, CosbehFox said:

I found it interesting that Henry said about fans he speaks to back in his home village about LCFC agree with the situation at the club. 
 

Strikes me there’s a silent section of our support who deeply unhappy at the custodial performance of our current owner

One of the few high profile journalists who actually seems interested in what the fans are saying. Wouldn't be surprised if he looks at this place as well. Have heard him on other local radio stations too.

 

Don't always agree but that isn't the point, he makes the effort to be as well informed as possible.

[LVFox]

18 minutes ago, Katy said:

I’ve had a request from Jordan. We need to be doing some ‘House Music’ ones apparently 👍🏼 

 

I’ll leave that to the experts  @Libertine over to you 😆

To the tune of House Every Weekend
 

We’ve been shit, there’s no need to fake it

at least we don’t watch Faes every weekend, I just couldn’t take it.

hes out on loan at Mon-a-co, at mon-a-co, at mon-a-co
We don’t watch Wout Faes every weekend

 

 

[RoboFox]

I know Winter professes not to support any one club but it’s blatantly Citeh. Bloke could barely hide his obsession with good old LCFC.

[Claudio Fannieri]

3 hours ago, Katy said:

Thanks for having me on 💙 You 3 make it look and sound so easy and that’s probably why it’s so enjoyable to listen to. I’m not a natural orator nor do I enjoy speaking in public and I did have so much more to say but everyone had beds they wanted to go to 😂

 

I meant to add in the chat last night that GR said  in addition to Monga being injured (slight ankle injury I think he said) he didn’t put Page on the bench because he wanted to fill it with experience for Ipswich (😆) and that’s why he wasn’t. Probably par for the course for the rest of the season now, which is a shame but we’ll see. 

Thought you were excellent on the pod and great episode as always. Henry Winter was top class 👏🏼👏🏼

[Katy]

1 hour ago, Claudio Fannieri said:

Thought you were excellent on the pod and great episode as always. Henry Winter was top class 👏🏼👏🏼

Aww thank you, that’s very kind of you to say. 

Love Henry Winter, he’s always good value. 

[Libertine]

Ask and you shall receive...

 

Let’s Push Things Backwards 

 

This ain't just down, it's pure defeat 
Make it complete 
So what's the story? 
Guaranteed idiocy, come take your seat 
Latest technology, ticket cards at the KP 
Huge but recoupable advance 
Macquarie be vigilant 
We excel in both failure and incompetence 
So let's post our sh*t graphics 
And we'll have a little clap, shall we? 

No goals pitch, just media tripe 
Pure b*llocks, nice and ripe 
We speak no communication, ignore gripes 
It's just your archetypal modern ground 
Scan for any sound - North, South, East, West 
Silence all round and leave early in mounds 

 

You say that every player loves the game 
Then you go buy them 
Skill is elusive my friend 
Let's push things backwards 

 

You say that every player loves the game 
Then you go buy them 
Skill is elusive my friend 
Let's push things backwards 

 

As we regress to zero points 
I wholeheartedly agree with yer viewpoint 
But this ain't your typical League One joint 
We get sponsors with “due diligence” 
They're a real firm, we’re stringent  
That KBet shirt, it's fake son
We got the settlement 
And KP entrancement 

Adjust your expectancy 
Sign old bangers, not Bentleys 
Leave that to the contract bodger 
And small statured 55 percent shareholder 
You won't see us face Aston Villa 
Man United, or Sevilla 
We're gonna need more clappers 
Throw out the doughnuts and free p*ss-weak Singha 
Crank it up for the Aiyawatt 

Strikers ready with the potshots, the plop thickens 
Shit opposition in this sub-standard division 
But remember promote next season 
Remember, promote next season 
Internal review still unwriitten 

 

You say that every player loves the game 
Then you go buy them 
Skill is elusive my friend 
Let's push things backwards 

 

They say that every player loves the game 
Then you go buy them 
Skill is elusive my friend 
Let's push things backwards 

 

Ticket renewals? No, more fans ditch us 
Anthony, fix this! 
Around 'ere we pay turds huge riches 
As Leicester City burns down, Jon is failing up 
Turns out you’re in luck 
So I know this dodgy **** in Bangkok 
So it's just another larb stick from your favourite City owner 
Case you geezers don't know it 
Let's Push Things Backwards 
Got no supporters, it’s pure torture 

Calling all ballers, forum dawdlers 
Careful-what-you-wish-for-ers, City clawless 
Love us or hate us, but don't slate us 
We were in League One once 
Flop signings with zero starts, got the duds 
Crocked stars, troubles a much with J Rud 
Let's push things backwards 

 

You say that every player loves the game 
Then you go buy them 
Skill is elusive my friend 
Let's push things backwards 

 

They say that every player loves the game 
Then you go buy them 
Skill is elusive my friend 
Let's push things backwards 

[Katy]

1 hour ago, Libertine said:

Does house music have lyrics?  Would need some suggestions, not my forte!

I’m pretty sure you could come up with something using Missing by Everything but the Girl.