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The joke thread

By Daggers, in General Chat

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SOCCERROO FOX

SOCCERROO FOX

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A womens just given birth and the doctor comes in

"I've got some good news and some bad news what do you want first?" says the Doc

"The bad news please" says the women

"The bad news is you had a son and it's a ginger" Says the Doc

"Oh! whats the good news then?" says the women"

"The good news, is that the baby was a still born"

The Doctor

The Doctor

Posted
Posted

A womens just given birth and the doctor comes in

"I've got some good news and some bad news what do you want first?" says the Doc

"The bad news please" says the women

"The bad news is you had a son and it's a ginger" Says the Doc

"Oh! whats the good news then?" says the women"

"The good news, is that the baby was a still born"

:angry: i am deeply offended by that.

whitlock

whitlock

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A womens just given birth and the doctor comes in

"I've got some good news and some bad news what do you want first?" says the Doc

"The bad news please" says the women

"The bad news is you had a son and it's a ginger" Says the Doc

"Oh! whats the good news then?" says the women"

"The good news, is that the baby was a still born"

Not really that funny.

Bugg

Bugg

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I just rung my Japanese friend to make sure he was okay after the Tsunami and all he did was go on about his social life.

Just kept going on and on about a huge rave.

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I walked into the pub toilet earlier, spotted a bloke at the urinals, and made my way to the cubicle.

Bloke laughed and said, "Embarrassed about your penis, hey, lad?"

A bit embarrassed, I said; "Of course not!" And made my way over to the urinal next to him.

What a hypocrite, he sure seemed embarrassed watching me take a shit.

Edited by LCFC Bugg
cambridgefox

cambridgefox

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Audley Harrison is opening a boxing gym near me,and there are hundreds of people waiting to join.

The cnut is still trying to cut the ribbon!!!

Whats the difference between an apple and an orange

Not everyone who owns an orange is a cnut!

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Wymsey

Wymsey

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A man from ilkeston who appeared in "Embarrasing Bodies" was delighted to find out that the red rash around his penis was only his sisters lipstick

lol, best joke of recent times on here. :giggle:

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