The joke thread

[Jimmy]

This is not technically a joke but actual fact. It's is amusing though.

On July 25th 1909, a Frenchman named Louis Bleriot was the first person ever to fly from France to England in a light aircraft which he built himself. And in England, on July 26th 1909, work on the Anti-Aircraft gun began. Coincidence?

Al Murray told that story in his stand up dvd way he told it had the audience in stitches

[Miquel The Work Geordie]

There was a blackout last night, but don't worry, we got him.

[Nod.E]

All of these Sergio Ramos jokes that I've been hearing are getting old now. Just drop it

[MikeyT]

Al Murray told that story in his stand up dvd way he told it had the audience in stitches

Oh right cool, didn't know that. I just found it on some random joke website.

[Narborough_fox]

Any chance someone could explain this joke to me;

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"

"Yes."

"Oui."

"Sí."

"Ja."

[Nod.E]

Any chance someone could explain this joke to me;

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"

"Yes."

"Oui."

"Sí."

"Ja."

'yes we see ya'

[AoWW]

Any chance someone could explain this joke to me;

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"

"Yes."

"Oui."

"Sí."

"Ja."

They reply:

"Yes"

"We"

"See"

"Ya"

[MikeyT]

Any chance someone could explain this joke to me;

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, "Can you all see me now?"

"Yes."

"Oui."

"Sí."

"Ja."

Gotta admit it took me a second glance as well.

[Phube]

There was a blackout last night, but don't worry, we got him.

Bet that goes down a treat in South Africa...

[broughtonblue]

Weale

[MikeyT]

Weale

Was wondering how long it would take someone to post that.

Edited 22 April 2011 by MikeyT

[Parafox]

I have an Operating System that is exactly 14 times better than Windows 98

It's called Windows 7.___

Is it just me or does anyone else find pressing F5 refreshing?

Surely this is the wrong way round... windows 98 is 14 times better than windows 7

I'm not going to bother showing my working-out

Stupid joke anyway

Edited 23 April 2011 by Parafox

[MikeyT]

BREAKING NEWS: David Blaine's 40-day world record for doing nothing inside a box has been broken by Fernando Torres.

Torres has quashed reports that Stamford Bridge is haunted by saying: "I can't find any ghouls."

[Basingstoke Fox]

Surely this is the wrong way round... windows 98 is 14 times better than windows 7

I'm not going to bother showing my working-out

Stupid joke anyway

:frusty:

Wow I feel stupid . You can see what I meant though.

[The Doctor]

BREAKING NEWS: David Blaine's 40-day world record for doing nothing inside a box has been broken by Fernando Torres.

Torres has quashed reports that Stamford Bridge is haunted by saying: "I can't find any ghouls."

These would work better if he hadn't scored yesterday.

[MikeyT]

These would work better if he hadn't scored yesterday.

I posted it before he scored though.

[MikeyT]

Having a bad day and have backed into the car in front of me. Out jumped a dwarf, with arms waving about, yelling, "I'm NOT happy!!" To which I replied, "Well, which one are you, then?"

[DANGEROUS TIGER]

Having a bad day and have backed into the car in front of me. Out jumped a dwarf, with arms waving about, yelling, "I'm NOT happy!!" To which I replied, "Well, which one are you, then?"

Sort of reminds me of this old one.

The Seven Dwarfs were in a boat. Six of them were feeling Happy.

[MPH]

Sort of reminds me of this old one.

The Seven Dwarfs were in a boat. Six of them were feeling Happy.

until happy got out. then they started feeling grumpy?

[Simo86]

Sergio Ramos, the Real Madrid player who dropped the Copa Del Rey off the bus, wants to join Arsenal - to make sure he never does it again.

[MikeyT]

until happy got out. then they started feeling grumpy?

I see I've started a trend off.

[cambridgefox]

im so sorry about this one my 10 year old daughter told me,but i laughed!

Ive got 200 fleas in my flea farm..........and i started from scratch!!

[Bob Weasel Fox]

Mickey Mouse wanted to get divorced from Minnie Mouse following rumours of an affair with another cartoon character

Donald Duck said "But Mickey you cant get divorced from Minnie just because she has big teeth"

Mickey replied "No Donald i said i wanted a divorce because she is fooking Goofy"

[broughtonblue]

Mickey Mouse wanted to get divorced from Minnie Mouse following rumours of an affair with another cartoon character

Donald Duck said "But Mickey you cant get divorced from Minnie just because she has big teeth"

Mickey replied "No Donald i said i wanted a divorce because she is fooking Goofy"

Brilliant

[Fox1651]

Mickey Mouse wanted to get divorced from Minnie Mouse following rumours of an affair with another cartoon character

Donald Duck said "But Mickey you cant get divorced from Minnie just because she has big teeth"

Mickey replied "No Donald i said i wanted a divorce because she is fooking Goofy"

very good