davieG Posted 30 October 2006 Posted 30 October 2006 My lad would like one of these: Well buy him one you tight arse
lcfc_jme Posted 30 October 2006 Posted 30 October 2006 Lee Morris or just some random Morris dancer? Discuss. Fact. Word. Topic closed. What do you think? Wan kers. Too many one word sentences/phrases TPH. You do not have tourettes I don't think We could have both Morris'. Lee to play backup to the Morris Dancer, who I reckon would be a fantastic addition to the squad
Daggers Posted 30 October 2006 Posted 30 October 2006 Well buy him one you tight arse not while there's people hanging about with millions in their pocket... ...and anyway, buying stuff for you kids is bad parenting. It leads them into wanting more stuff. You see what happens as soon as we buy a player - there'll be fans wanting another one too!
davieG Posted 30 October 2006 Posted 30 October 2006 not while there's people hanging about with millions in their pocket... ...and anyway, buying stuff for you kids is bad parenting. It leads them into wanting more stuff. You see what happens as soon as we buy a player - there'll be fans wanting another one too! Good point, so buy it for yourself and then tease him with it. you can teach him not to covet other's goods whilst having some fun,
Ashley Posted 30 October 2006 Posted 30 October 2006 WE AINT GOT THE MILLIONS YET ....................................................................................
OriginalRobboFOX Posted 30 October 2006 Author Posted 30 October 2006 I feel as though I've created a monster..... If Mandy reads this thread he'll 5hit it cos theres people askin for Porsches, Pubs, Cars, Childrens Toys etc.. He prob thinks he's just buyin a football club.... poor ignorant fool.
lcfc_jme Posted 30 October 2006 Posted 30 October 2006 If Mandy reads this thread he'll 5hit it cos theres people askin for Porsches, Pubs, Cars, Childrens Toys etc.. He prob thinks he's just buyin a football club.... poor ignorant fool. Well fook it I'll join in.. Mandaric can buy me a state-of-the-art laptop, a PS3 and a 42 inch plasma screen TV As well as bringing in quality players such as Colin Calderwood, Steve Lomas and Carlton Palmer
Fez of Mahrez Posted 30 October 2006 Posted 30 October 2006 Ferdinand de Bargos Franz Liszt Franz Kafka Franz Beckenbauer Rio Ferdinand Franz Ferdinand (the popular beat combo) Franz Carr Les Ferdinand Franz Schubert Archduke Franz Ferdinand Ian Ormondroyd
Nationwider Posted 30 October 2006 Posted 30 October 2006 I think for £10,000 Milan could get us a jolly nice conservatory. We could put it to the vote, but I'd have it attached to the Kop, with proper french windows.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 30 October 2006 Posted 30 October 2006 What about Anton Ferdinand? Now you're just being ridiculous.
lcfc_jme Posted 30 October 2006 Posted 30 October 2006 :laugh: And Franz Beckenbauer, Franz Ferdinand, Franz Carr and Ian Ormandroyd are not completely over the ridiculous line?!
Fez of Mahrez Posted 30 October 2006 Posted 30 October 2006 I think for £10,000 Milan could get us a jolly nice conservatory. We could put it to the vote, but I'd have it attached to the Kop, with proper french windows. Milan would be bankrupt within a month if Elvis stays in the team.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 30 October 2006 Posted 30 October 2006 :laugh: And Franz Beckenbauer, Franz Ferdinand, Franz Carr and Ian Ormandroyd are not completely over the ridiculous line?! Why would Anton Ferdinand want to come to us? He's an established Premiership centre-back. Franz Beckenbauer, Franz Ferdinand, Franz Carr and Ian Ormondroyd are wholly realistic targets.
lcfc_jme Posted 30 October 2006 Posted 30 October 2006 Why would Anton Ferdinand want to come to us? He's an established Premiership centre-back. Franz Beckenbauer, Franz Ferdinand, Franz Carr and Ian Ormondroyd are wholly realistic targets. Rio Ferdinand is an established World-Class centre-back. Beckenbauer used to be a World-Class player before he grew old. Leave the alcohol alone Fezzler
Fez of Mahrez Posted 30 October 2006 Posted 30 October 2006 Rio Ferdinand is an established World-Class centre-back. Beckenbauer used to be a World-Class player before he grew old. Leave the alcohol alone Fezzler You're right. Cross those two off the list.
lcfc_jme Posted 30 October 2006 Posted 30 October 2006 So we're left with the following Franz's or Ferdinands, plus any others you can think of (minus Anton Ferdinand who is also off limits ) Ferdinand de Bargos Franz Liszt Franz Kafka Franz Beckenbauer Rio Ferdinand Franz Ferdinand (the popular beat combo) Franz Carr Les Ferdinand Franz Schubert Archduke Franz Ferdinand Ian Ormondroyd
Ajax Treesdown Posted 30 October 2006 Posted 30 October 2006 Lee Hendrie, Marcus Bent, Svetoslav Todorov, Richard Hughes.
Ajax Treesdown Posted 30 October 2006 Posted 30 October 2006 is that the best you can think of Whoa! Mr Big stuff with your quick one liners! Who do you recommend?
timmis-lcfc Posted 30 October 2006 Posted 30 October 2006 now that would be telling but i will say they will have to be some old players for experiance
Fez of Mahrez Posted 30 October 2006 Posted 30 October 2006 So we're left with the following Franz's or Ferdinands, plus any others you can think of (minus Anton Ferdinand who is also off limits ) Ferdinand de Bargos Franz Liszt Franz Kafka Franz Beckenbauer Rio Ferdinand Franz Ferdinand (the popular beat combo) Franz Carr Les Ferdinand Franz Schubert Archduke Franz Ferdinand Ian Ormondroyd On second thoughts I think Franz Liszt, Franz Kafka, Franz Schubert and Archduke Franz Ferdinand may be unavailable due to being dead and Ferdinand de Bargos due to fictional character that formed part of a title of a late 1980s TV show*, which still leaves us with Franz Carr, Les Ferdinand and Ian Ormondroyd - which is quite frankly a three-pronged attack that could trouble any defence in this division. --- *Some bloke reviewing it for imdb.com - This was a short lived series of 10 or 20 minute episodes put out on BBC2 in the late 80's / early 90's. The premise was simple. Devise a ludicrous story about normal events, then search Pathe, BBC, NBC, etc archives to find suitable B&W footage to support the stories. After assembling this, find some talented voice over artists (Jim Broadbent, Ronnie Ancona, etc) and voilà, you have a winning formula for a cult TV show. Me and my flat-mates used to literally cry with laughter at the absurd story lines and the stupid images accompanying it. Favourite episodes: The Queen Mother loses her favourite Corgi "Shafty-boy". Barry "Bazza" Bagshaw, the nations favourite sportsman. A Welsh child stops believing in Jesus so the Pope cancels Christmas
Ajax Treesdown Posted 30 October 2006 Posted 30 October 2006 now that would be telling but i will say they will have to be some old players for experiance
Fez of Mahrez Posted 30 October 2006 Posted 30 October 2006 This thread is in danger of descending into farce.
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