Babylon Posted 21 November 2006 Posted 21 November 2006 "Britney Spears is reportedly planning to leak a tape of her having sex with Kevin Federline in a bid to stop her estranged husband from profiting from their Honeymoon movie. Celebrity porn merchant David Hans Schmidt has already offered GBP55 million to a man claiming to have a digital copy of the sex tape. But the Toxic singer is considering leaking the 45-minute film on the internet in a move which would make all copies worthless. Her close friend and confidante Nyla Price tells the Daily Star, "Brit figures she'll beat that sucker to the punch. Half of nothing is nothing, and that's what her lying skank of a husband will get if she gives that video away before he can find some sleazeball to buy it." No wonder she has been hanging around with Paris Hilton
Manwell Pablo Posted 21 November 2006 Posted 21 November 2006 "Britney Spears is reportedly planning to leak a tape of her having sex with Kevin Federline in a bid to stop her estranged husband from profiting from their Honeymoon movie. Celebrity porn merchant David Hans Schmidt has already offered GBP55 million to a man claiming to have a digital copy of the sex tape. But the Toxic singer is considering leaking the 45-minute film on the internet in a move which would make all copies worthless. Her close friend and confidante Nyla Price tells the Daily Star, "Brit figures she'll beat that sucker to the punch. Half of nothing is nothing, and that's what her lying skank of a husband will get if she gives that video away before he can find some sleazeball to buy it." No wonder she has been hanging around with Paris Hilton How funny would that be. Free porn curtasey of Britney Spears. Just to get one over on her ex husband. As Justin would say, da da da da da I'm Loving it. Wait till Master Fox sees this.
Dr The Singh Posted 21 November 2006 Posted 21 November 2006 "Britney Spears is reportedly planning to leak a tape of her having sex with Kevin Federline in a bid to stop her estranged husband from profiting from their Honeymoon movie. Celebrity porn merchant David Hans Schmidt has already offered GBP55 million to a man claiming to have a digital copy of the sex tape. But the Toxic singer is considering leaking the 45-minute film on the internet in a move which would make all copies worthless. Her close friend and confidante Nyla Price tells the Daily Star, "Brit figures she'll beat that sucker to the punch. Half of nothing is nothing, and that's what her lying skank of a husband will get if she gives that video away before he can find some sleazeball to buy it." No wonder she has been hanging around with Paris Hilton Babylon, if you get a copy, don't forget you friend The Singh!!!!
Daggers Posted 21 November 2006 Posted 21 November 2006 Ha! She can't leak the one of her and me though...I have the only one. Obviously, it is a bit hard to make her out (like one of the Nessie sightings) but take my word for it - it's her. I'll just upload it no...SHIT! It just disappeared from my hard drive! Oh well, you'll just have to take my word for it then: That Britney? Had her.
The People's Hero Posted 21 November 2006 Posted 21 November 2006 If I remember your defence correctly, you were wearing ear muffs due to some sort of ear infection and of course having a cold house and therefore couldn't hear her screams of 'no'?
Dr The Singh Posted 21 November 2006 Posted 21 November 2006 Ha! She can't leak the one of her and me though...I have the only one. Obviously, it is a bit hard to make her out (like one of the Nessie sightings) but take my word for it - it's her. I'll just upload it no...SHIT! It just disappeared from my hard drive! Oh well, you'll just have to take my word for it then: That Britney? Had her. yeah but was it the same britney, cus I got a call from another britney who says she's done the biz with you!! Have a look!!
Daggers Posted 21 November 2006 Posted 21 November 2006 http://nonsensopedia.wikia.com/images/thum...Britney_fat.jpg Mmmmmmmmm. I like 'em comfy!
lookwhaticando Posted 21 November 2006 Posted 21 November 2006 yeah but was it the same britney, cus I got a call from another britney who says she's done the biz with you!! Have a look!! That's the Britney. She really let herself go once she married that tramp.
lcfc_jme Posted 21 November 2006 Posted 21 November 2006 "Britney Spears is reportedly planning to leak a tape of her having sex with Kevin Federline in a bid to stop her estranged husband from profiting from their Honeymoon movie. Celebrity porn merchant David Hans Schmidt has already offered GBP55 million to a man claiming to have a digital copy of the sex tape. But the Toxic singer is considering leaking the 45-minute film on the internet in a move which would make all copies worthless. Her close friend and confidante Nyla Price tells the Daily Star, "Brit figures she'll beat that sucker to the punch. Half of nothing is nothing, and that's what her lying skank of a husband will get if she gives that video away before he can find some sleazeball to buy it." No wonder she has been hanging around with Paris Hilton saw an article on the front of the paper this morning and wondered if it was her Seems as though it's a clever (and shameless) thing to do .. Reckon it'll be downloaded and watched more than her new "friend" Paris Hilton's was?
lookwhaticando Posted 21 November 2006 Posted 21 November 2006 saw an article on the front of the paper this morning and wondered if it was her Seems as though it's a clever (and shameless) thing to do .. Reckon it'll be downloaded and watched more than her new "friend" Paris Hilton's was? To be fair both of them look like skanks, and have now been proven to be skanks... so I reckon they'll go neck-and-neck in the porn download stakes.
gatesheadfox Posted 21 November 2006 Posted 21 November 2006 To be fair both of them look like skanks, and have now been proven to be skanks... so I reckon they'll go neck-and-neck in the porn download stakes. britney is considerably nicer looking than the big nosed wench, still i can think of other celebs i'd rather see on their backs
lcfc_jme Posted 21 November 2006 Posted 21 November 2006 To be fair both of them look like skanks, and have now been proven to be skanks... so I reckon they'll go neck-and-neck in the porn download stakes. I reckon Britney may take the lead for a while.. It is newer and people find her considerably better than Miss Hilton.. We could have a new home-video queen on our hands britney is considerably nicer looking than the big nosed wench, still i can think of other celebs i'd rather see on their backs Share your views with the Forum mate
hairy Posted 21 November 2006 Posted 21 November 2006 Its amazing how many celeb sex tapes 'appear' since they brought Pamela Anderson (years ago) and Paris Hilton fame. Who had heard of either of them before their tapes appeared on line. Now they all have one Beyonce, Britney, every bird in Big Brother, Richard Gear (with his hampster), Abi Titmus, Sven, Halle Berry, Katie Holmes, Nicol Kidman, Angelina Jolie etc etc etc. The list is never ending. Boring, boring, boring celebs.
Master Fox Posted 21 November 2006 Posted 21 November 2006 yeah but was it the same britney, cus I got a call from another britney who says she's done the biz with you!! Have a look!! Wow, she looks hot in that picture!
Guest Posted 21 November 2006 Posted 21 November 2006 If you don't want to be caught in a compromising position, don't film it in the first place. Another Tip Of The Day was brought to you by the poster named Lisa, in association with Britegg (bringing out it's new Sucking Eggs for Grandmothers guide early 2007.....)
Stevosevic Posted 21 November 2006 Posted 21 November 2006 Its amazing how many celeb sex tapes 'appear' since they brought Pamela Anderson (years ago) and Paris Hilton fame. Who had heard of either of them before their tapes appeared on line. Now they all have one Beyonce, Britney, every bird in Big Brother, Richard Gear (with his hampster), Abi Titmus, Sven, Halle Berry, Katie Holmes, Nicol Kidman, Angelina Jolie etc etc etc. The list is never ending. Boring, boring, boring celebs. hang on, Beyonce and Halle Berry? where can i find these? any links people?
lookwhaticando Posted 21 November 2006 Posted 21 November 2006 hang on, Beyonce and Halle Berry? where can i find these? any links people? But they're a couple of bag jobs, why would you want videos of them?
gatesheadfox Posted 21 November 2006 Posted 21 November 2006 But they're a couple of bag jobs, why would you want videos of them? to see if berry actually has a hairy crack?
lookwhaticando Posted 21 November 2006 Posted 21 November 2006 to see if berry actually has a hairy crack? Can't say I'm interested.
Ryanside Posted 22 November 2006 Posted 22 November 2006 denied http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6172380.stm
Dr The Singh Posted 22 November 2006 Posted 22 November 2006 to see if berry actually has a hairy crack? No she hasn't, she gets it waxed quite often, it helps her get her 'freak on'!!
lcfc_jme Posted 22 November 2006 Posted 22 November 2006 No she hasn't, she gets it waxed quite often, it helps her get her 'freak on'!! Like Missy Elliot? Nah really I didn't know that many celebrities did such things (the tapes, not the waxing!!).. Just goes to show that people will do anything for the sake of their careers and some publicity. One with Andy Johnson on it won't be far away when Mandaric comes in...
gatesheadfox Posted 22 November 2006 Posted 22 November 2006 Like Missy Elliot? now that is someone i'd bet my last few pennies on having a hairy crack
Dr The Singh Posted 22 November 2006 Posted 22 November 2006 Denied!! Your just in denial MF, no worries, she's single now, maybe you and her could make one!!!!
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