Simi Posted 15 February 2007 Posted 15 February 2007 COOK PASS BABTRIDGE Nothing wrong with a bit of Alan Partridge.
The People's Hero Posted 15 February 2007 Posted 15 February 2007 Looking at the state of the car I'll bet a pound to a penny it's a chavmobile Huge spoiler and beans tin exhaust waiting to be fitted!
Master Fox Posted 15 February 2007 Posted 15 February 2007 Get some dog sh*t on the end of a stick and then smear it all over his door handles and windows.
Head Honcho Posted 15 February 2007 Posted 15 February 2007 Get some dog sh*t on the end of a stick and then smear it all over his door handles and windows. Nothing like a bit of toilet humour
MC Prussian Posted 15 February 2007 Posted 15 February 2007 Do a prank police call and claim it's a stolen car...
Lemon Harpic Posted 15 February 2007 Posted 15 February 2007 Dave, I know you don't like me but you are going too far by posting pictures of my car on FT.
The People's Hero Posted 15 February 2007 Posted 15 February 2007 Well if a car of that calibre is just one example of the fruits of talking completely fancful left wing idealism, sign me up!
MC Prussian Posted 15 February 2007 Posted 15 February 2007 Dave, I know you don't like me but you are going too far by posting pictures of my car on FT. I thought leftist, marxist Neo-Communists couldn't afford a car. Unless it's a Lada: Or a Trabi:
Daggers Posted 15 February 2007 Author Posted 15 February 2007 It's three and a half hours now...I'm off to break into it and move the ****er into the middle of the road.
Floating Fox Posted 15 February 2007 Posted 15 February 2007 It's three and a half hours now...I'm off to break into it and move the ****er into the middle of the road. Hasn't a chav done that already?
Geo V Posted 15 February 2007 Posted 15 February 2007 Is that the tax disc halfway across the windscreen? I'll bet there's no MOT on it! Try ringing the law and tell them there's a car causing an obstruction they'll then do a check on it. You can also try ringing and say that some boy racers have dumped it there and it needs to be removed. Thats the only real option. A few years ago I had a dispute with a neighbour over motors and decided to take a stanley knife to the drivers door. He didnt come up and ask if I had done it but two or so weeks later my car had what looked like acid poored over the bonnett! I confronted him and threatened to kick him around the street but he swore it wasnt him. Yer right! When people know where you live its pointless on damaging stuff as they`ll only do it back and they`ll be no end to the drama.
Zingari Posted 15 February 2007 Posted 15 February 2007 have you got a trolley type jack ? if so you could raise the back wheels and just drag it a few feet along the road; sorry this is the best i could come up with ( inconsiderate baskets )
Flynny Posted 15 February 2007 Posted 15 February 2007 Thread title makes me think of ejaculating water. I think it's the 'aqua' that's almost in the title. Maybe living in a 'hard water area'?
Daggers Posted 15 February 2007 Author Posted 15 February 2007 ...They then go to church.... God-bothering twats. There's a house five doors down where tossers go to sing in God's name all the time ~ evangelistic tosh. So, there I am with a metal coat hanger stuffed down the side of the door, popping the locking mechanism, when two of them run out. They now know that a friend of Satan lives at number 141.
The People's Hero Posted 15 February 2007 Posted 15 February 2007 So often people will park across my drive and I'll wait for them (sometimes having had to park a fair distance away, in a different road altogether), then when I confront them they say... 'I was at church' as if I'm going to say.... 'oh right, I didn't realise... look, sorry, he's a god permit, just park there wherever you like. In fact, here's a housekey, why don't you just let yourself in next time.' They are all from the village anyway. Why do they need to drive? Wanqas.
Guest Posted 15 February 2007 Posted 15 February 2007 It all boils down to the fact people are selfish, inconsiderate tossers. We have neighbours who partially block our driveway, and despite them having no right or easement in their favour, are more than happy to use our drive for their own convenience (turning, waiting for others etc). It gets to the stage where the slightest little, petty thing winds you up. The back is yet to be broken, but it's more than creaking at present...
Leicester Lass Posted 15 February 2007 Posted 15 February 2007 It all boils down to the fact people are selfish, inconsiderate tossers. We have neighbours who partially block our driveway, and despite them having no right or easement in their favour, are more than happy to use our drive for their own convenience (turning, waiting for others etc). It gets to the stage where the slightest little, petty thing winds you up. The back is yet to be broken, but it's more than creaking at present... Present company excepted I hope
Guest Posted 15 February 2007 Posted 15 February 2007 Present company excepted I hope I'm afraid that my current mood includes no exceptions.
lildave3 Posted 15 February 2007 Posted 15 February 2007 About 3 or 4 months ago, some idiot from my road parked across my drive (he was having a bit of a gathering and wanted all the space he could get). I get home, he's parked across my drive, so I parked IN his drive. He didn't see the funny side of that at all. Only you would do something like that
Daggers Posted 15 February 2007 Author Posted 15 February 2007 I love my neighbours on the left hand side, they're great. The one's on the right are just wierd - you never see them come or go...they're just there, or not there. *cue: X-Files theme music*
The People's Hero Posted 15 February 2007 Posted 15 February 2007 I love my neighbours on the left hand side, they're great. The one's on the right are just wierd - you never see them come or go...they're just there, or not there. *cue: X-Files theme music* pssssst I think it's unoccupied.
Wycombe Fox Posted 15 February 2007 Posted 15 February 2007 Cut a bird-eye or scotch bonnet chilli in half and smear them all over the handles. That'll hurt when they pick their nose, go to the loo or...try to remove contact lenses :eek:
Birdy Posted 15 February 2007 Posted 15 February 2007 I used to live opposite a guy who drove a tansit van. Now i used to live on a terraced house street, so no off road parking. even if the whole road was clear, he'd park it in front of MY house so as not to block his window, but it was fine blocking mine. Drove me so mad. I put a poster in the window for around the time i knew he;d be home that said...'WHATS WRONG WITH IN FRONT OF YOUR OWN HOUSE!!!' didn;t park in front of mine again. hehehe
Manwell Pablo Posted 15 February 2007 Posted 15 February 2007 I love my neighbours on the left hand side, they're great. The one's on the right are just wierd - you never see them come or go...they're just there, or not there. *cue: X-Files theme music* Someone tell Bradley Branning his phones ringing.
Master Fox Posted 15 February 2007 Posted 15 February 2007 Someone tell Bradley Branning his phones ringing. I like the way you actually know his surname
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