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Quotes you will never hear

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I'l start the proceedings with a few

Arsene Wenger-"I saw it clearly..."

Martin O'niel-" I'm Speechless"

George Graham- " I'm in it for the game, not the money"

Ian Wright- " I'm cool, calm and relaxed this evening"

And from beyond the grave...

Brian Clough- "I don't have an opinion on that"

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Klinsmann "i dived"

De Vries "on my head son"

Glen Hoddle "Our destiny was in our own hands"

Neill willy puller "We deserve to get relegated and west ham should stay up"

Dennis Wise "Callum Davidson is my soul mate"

Dennis Wise "i want to manage Leicester, with callum davidson as my assistant"

George W Bush "we were wrong to go to war

Geoffry Boycott "if i was out there in the middle, id be playing my shots i tell you, forget the averages its quick runs we need"

Tharacian "playing players from the youth team should never be done, they should never get their chance and they are liabilities - experience over youth any day of the week"

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Judas to the other disciples. Who wants to add to these pieces of silver and have a big piss up to give JC a real good send off?

Bill Gates. I want to screw PC users for as much money as I can for using Microsoft.

Foxestalk moderater. I deleted/banned that post/poster for the hell of it.

TPH. I do not like beer, women or cheese toasties.

A TV celebrity chef. And heres one that low-paid helpers made earlier.

A husband and wife returning home to find their house completely converted by TV experts.

What have you effing done to our effing home you effing morons, its effing revolting.

My boss: I will be awarding a 100% pay increase to all my security officers effective immediately as I think the pay is crap.

Phil Helmuth. I played that hand really bad and was not unlucky at all.

And finally a wish they hadn't said it.

General Custer: I could murder an Indian.

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Beer women?

Tell me more - I'm positively intrigued.

Do their nipples exude beery goodness?

It would appear so........

wencheu0.jpg

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Klinsmann "i dived"

De Vries "on my head son"

Glen Hoddle "Our destiny was in our own hands"

Neill willy puller "We deserve to get relegated and west ham should stay up"

Dennis Wise "Callum Davidson is my soul mate"

Dennis Wise "i want to manage Leicester, with callum davidson as my assistant"

George W Bush "we were wrong to go to war

Geoffry Boycott "if i was out there in the middle, id be playing my shots i tell you, forget the averages its quick runs we need"

Tharacian "playing players from the youth team should never be done, they should never get their chance and they are liabilities - experience over youth any day of the week"

lol lol lol lol lol

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Beer women?

Tell me more - I'm positively intrigued.

Do their nipples exude beery goodness?

insert a comma between beer and women. I did notice I ommited to put one in but I thought it not a big enough error to edit at 4.30am.

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From Mrs Smudge to me: -

  1. "Would you like another Martini?"
  2. "I think you should get a girlfriend.
  3. "I don't need any more shoes"
  4. "Back soon, I'm off to wash your car"
  5. "I would definitely let you crawl over me to get to her"

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Back on topic:

Micky Adams/Rob Kelly: "Well played lads, you defended that lead really well"

David Beckham: "Photo opportunity? Sorry, me and Victoria are too busy"

Anyone on Foxestalk: "Superb performance by Elvis today, he was a credit to the side"

Mark Lawrenson: "This Liverpool side is even better than it was in my day"

Bill Anderson: "This City manager is out of his depth, he's got to go"

Sam Allardyce: "Let's keep the ball on the deck today lads"

Peter Taylor: "I take full responsibility for wrecking the Leicester City side"

Paris Hilton:"I just want to live a quiet life away from the limelight"

Tony Blair: "No, George"

Cherie Blair: "A freebie? No thank you"

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It would appear so........

wencheu0.jpg

* Bookmarked for "graphics of the year" vote.

Daggerz and Roachers - buck up yer ideas, or my vote's cast....

it is jolly good, and i consider myself challenged (in a competition type of way)

seeing as milk, milk,lemonade round the corner chocolate's etc, wasn't good enough

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What? Better than this?

norfuck.jpg

Haha, brilliant!

Back to the quotes....

Richard Stearman - 'I quite fancy a quiet night in tonight lads..'

John Barber - 'Derby battered 5-0 today at the hands of Chelsea, lets all laugh at Derby'

Bernie - 'Lemonade please'

Neil Lennon - 'The talent is there for all to see at this club, we'll be Premier League in no time'

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"I've been really impressed with the work the Trust have done over the last season."

"The club are right, the price of a ticket is very reasonable in comparison with other clubs."

"They may have their knockers but I think UEFA really know how to organise a good tournament."

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