Fez of Mahrez Posted 27 June 2007 Posted 27 June 2007 Paul Merson's cousin taught a friend of mine to drive. My Dad knew someone who was friends with the drummer out of Sleeper and got me Louise Wener's autograph. I saw David Essex at Heathrow Airport when I was about 4. It's one of my first memories. He was wearing a white suit. I thought I saw the lead singer of The Enemy in a pub last night but it wasn't him.
Lord Nibblington Posted 27 June 2007 Posted 27 June 2007 I'm vaguely and distantly related to Geoff Hurst. OoooooOOooooooOooOOOOooooh.
Leonisco Posted 27 June 2007 Posted 27 June 2007 Kenneth Williams is (was) my granddad's cousin. Oooer.
The People's Hero Posted 27 June 2007 Posted 27 June 2007 I once caught Richie Richardson during a school game vs Lashings (plaything of rich man who gets loads of famous cricketers to play for him). Keith Gillespie gave me his player of the year trophy and bought me copious amounts of what can only be described as 'Irish juice'. It tasted foul and made me fall over a bit later in the evening. Craig Levein tried to 'release' me as a Leicester fan. (This really is as good as it gets). Erm - I have insured Paul McCartney's guitars...?
Manwell Pablo Posted 27 June 2007 Posted 27 June 2007 I told Dennis Wise he was a little ****. I win.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 27 June 2007 Author Posted 27 June 2007 I told Dennis Wise he was a little ****.I win. That's not spurious.
Lord Nibblington Posted 27 June 2007 Posted 27 June 2007 That's not spurious. And quite a few people can claim to have done it.
Manwell Pablo Posted 27 June 2007 Posted 27 June 2007 That's not spurious. Neither are (some of) Woolertons
The People's Hero Posted 27 June 2007 Posted 27 June 2007 Neither are (some of) Woolertons Apologies. Yours is the best so far though, Stuart.
Lord Nibblington Posted 27 June 2007 Posted 27 June 2007 Neither are (some of) Woolertons Everything about Woolerton is spurious.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 27 June 2007 Author Posted 27 June 2007 Apologies.Yours is the best so far though, Stuart. This isn't about best. I want spurious, goddamnit.
Alexikokopops Posted 27 June 2007 Posted 27 June 2007 Paul Merson told me I had a large size head. My grandma's second cousin is Sir David Frost. My friend got started on by someone from Emmerdale in a club.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 27 June 2007 Author Posted 27 June 2007 Paul Merson told me I had a large size head. My grandma's second cousin is Sir David Frost. My friend got started on by someone from Emmerdale in a club. That's more like it, especially the middle one.
Durnerz Posted 27 June 2007 Posted 27 June 2007 Jim, how could you forget our exploits on Soccer AM? Including using anal based chemical warfare to scare a bloke twice our size out of the security hut prior to the show!
Kent Fox Posted 27 June 2007 Posted 27 June 2007 Tony Blair keeps ringing me and asking if he's doing the right thing. Gloria Estefan asked me to marry her. I died when I was 6 and God told me it wasn't my time, so sent me back. I have the world's largest Alligator in my back garden. My daughter goes to school with the daughter of the nanny of the colonel who was 2nd in command to the man who found Chemical Ali. That's it.
davieG Posted 27 June 2007 Posted 27 June 2007 My Nephew, Stuart Pearson-Wright painted a portrait on commission of the Duke of Edinburgh and other celebs/actors Not sure who this is Link
James. Posted 27 June 2007 Posted 27 June 2007 My Dad once played Willie Thorne at snooker and lost. A friend of mine went out with Cesar off the last Big Brother. I saw Ulrika Johnsson in Heathrow Airport. My family name is the same as the the guy who brought down Barings Bank. No, I am not related. Poor. Really quite poor. EDIT: Oh, and my girlfriend went to school with Saddam Hussein's nephew.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 27 June 2007 Author Posted 27 June 2007 EDIT: Oh, and my girlfriend went to school with Saddam Hussein's nephew.
davieG Posted 27 June 2007 Posted 27 June 2007 I sat opposite Harry Carpenter on the train to London once
Babylon Posted 27 June 2007 Posted 27 June 2007 I was on tv as a kid, I was a few of those channel four programmes made for schools. My cousin plays for England* *Rugby Union not football.
Finnegan Posted 27 June 2007 Posted 27 June 2007 Not sure who this is That's John Hurt, y'numpty! Oh and my family are all from the Aberdare area, my cousin knew Kelly Jones growing up and was, I'm told, in the band "before they were famous".
Master Fox Posted 27 June 2007 Posted 27 June 2007 I once sat in a Jacuzzi with Graham Taylor at a health club in brum and was told I couldn’t talk to him about football.
Finnegan Posted 27 June 2007 Posted 27 June 2007 Oh we're onto Les Dennis? Les Dennis once stormed out of my shop when a co-worer and customer were talking about his beak-up.
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