How Was Your Day?

[Fox92]

My mum graduated from there two weeks ago- she's 55

 

Nice one! Talk about a mature student though!

[Tincy]

First driving lesson tonight.

Bricking it!

[FoxesAreBlue]

Right, I need to explain something to a Fvcking idiot.

My land lady charges me by the week, let's say £80, but as I am salaried I pay monthly 80 x 52/12 = 346.

She's claiming I owe her an extra week but I don't.

How's the best way of explaining to the old bat that she's wrong without getting chucked out?

Edited 29 January 2015 by FoxesAreBlue

[ADK]

Surely by explaining the maths?

 

Why does she think you owe an extra week?

Edited 29 January 2015 by ADK

[FoxesAreBlue]

Tried that, she wants an extra week out of me, thankfully her daughter popped round too and explained that I'm not ripping her off so all sorted now.

Thanks anyway

[Tincy]

First driving lesson tonight.

Bricking it!

Don't know why!? Loved it, even did reversing around corner, hill starts and drove through glen field!

[promised land]

Don't know why!? Loved it, even did reversing around corner, hill starts and drove through glen field!

Was about to ask how it went.

You did more than I did on my first, all I did was steer and hit the loud pedal, he did gears and brake, clutch.

Second lesson I did all the controls, not complaining though, started lessons in July, one a week and passed first time end of November, way way back in 1990! Always remember how much they cost, £10 an hour back then, I bet it's more now.

[The Year Of The Fox]

Tried that, she wants an extra week out of me, thankfully her daughter popped round too and explained that I'm not ripping her off so all sorted now.

Thanks anyway

Sometimes there are 5 Fridays in a month? This January being one. That's the only reason I can think of

[Tincy]

Was about to ask how it went.

You did more than I did on my first, all I did was steer and hit the loud pedal, he did gears and brake, clutch.

Second lesson I did all the controls, not complaining though, started lessons in July, one a week and passed first time end of November, way way back in 1990! Always remember how much they cost, £10 an hour back then, I bet it's more now.

Yeah the instructor was really impressed, the first lesson was £25 for 2 hours, then it's £23.50 an hour, I will be having 1 hour lessons a week.

[promised land]

Right, I need to explain something to a Fvcking idiot.

My land lady charges me by the week, let's say £80, but as I am salaried I pay monthly 80 x 52/12 = 346.

She's claiming I owe her an extra week but I don't.

How's the best way of explaining to the old bat that she's wrong without getting chucked out?

She may not be the fvcking idiot you seem to be calling her.

You pay weekly or are charged weekly and reckon there are 52 weeks in the year?

Jan 1st was a Thursday, find a calendar and count how many Thursdays are in this year, yes that's right 53.

Now im not saying she's right and you're wrong as I don't know what day you pay or your terms etc but some years you get a 53rd week.

[Nick]

I remember taking my CBT. The fella said, "Look, I realise you can ride and you are bored and consider this exercise beneath you, but it would really help me do my job if you were not getting air off speed bumps."

[promised land]

Yeah the instructor was really impressed, the first lesson was £25 for 2 hours, then it's £23.50 an hour, I will be having 1 hour lessons a week.

That doesn't seem that expensive really, I was paying £20 an hour 10 years ago for guitar lessons when I sat my grade 8, no fuel, car, insurance involved in that. He just sat there and taught me.

[StanSP]

Don't know why!? Loved it, even did reversing around corner, hill starts and drove through glen field!

 

Lessons have changed since I took them! Driving through a field. Blimey.

[FoxesAreBlue]

Sometimes there are 5 Fridays in a month? This January being one. That's the only reason I can think of

I think that was it.

[FoxesAreBlue]

She may not be the fvcking idiot you seem to be calling her.

You pay weekly or are charged weekly and reckon there are 52 weeks in the year?

Jan 1st was a Thursday, find a calendar and count how many Thursdays are in this year, yes that's right 53.

Now im not saying she's right and you're wrong as I don't know what day you pay or your terms etc but some years you get a 53rd week.

I pay by calendar month as we agreed when I started staying here, it's all sorted now anyway however.

[Unabomber]

Just swapped from Sky to Virgin all seemed very good almost too good to be true, turns out I don't get the sports channels in HD on my virgin package.

[leicesterisme]

Just swapped from Sky to Virgin all seemed very good almost too good to be true, turns out I don't get the sports channels in HD on my virgin package.

Yeah, it's an extra £7 a month. Class picture though.

[Steven]

Bad. The bastards at work are making me work.   

[Unabomber]

Yeah, it's an extra £7 a month. Class picture though.

Yeah I know, it's just I thought I had it in my package already.

Edited 30 January 2015 by Unabomber

[lavrentis]

bought a late night takeaway man and i dont even want it

[MooseBreath]

bought a late night takeaway man and i dont even want it

Fkin London, it'll do that to a man.

[lavrentis]

Fkin London, it'll do that to a man.

 

london will make you happy to be ripped off everyday

[kasper wasper]

bought a late night takeaway man and i dont even want it

 

How much did he cost you?

[Merging Cultures]

bought a late night takeaway man and i dont even want it

Doesn't he look as good as he did on the pictures in the phonebox?

[Nick]

Not going to Old Trafford today but wanted to wish those of you that are a good day out, I've not been since we played them in the cup years ago and Beckham came on as sub.