How Was Your Day?

[Stinkenzo]

Awful weekend

[Thracian]

Some 24 hours. Day trip to Blackpool with my wife and sons and a chance opportunity of a flight in a helicopter. Lucky enough to get the co-pilots seat so an experience not to be forgotten - looking down over Blackpool Tower and the Tangerines ground.

Pre-booked day tickets for the rides proved terrific value as did the two-hour ice skating spectacular in the evening. Everyone had such a terrific time it was tempting to stay over but a midnight departure just allowed time to drop nipper off at Luton before his flight to Texas en route for a holiday in Mexico to celebrate his fiance's graduation.

It's said the businesses are having a tough time of it in Blackpool but for me you'd still go a long way for better time out.

City tonight then off to Stapleford Park for a midweek ruby wedding treat organised by young 'un who's a chef there. Apart from fixing the accommodation and courtesy of the wonderful golf course there he and his brothers have also organised a full programme of activities which he insists we'll have never done before. They promise we'll come back fitter than when we went!

[BigGibbo]

I think this great thread needs putting back to the top & it wouldn't go amiss as a sticky

[Guest]

Ruined by delivery drivers. They are cocks. I hope the one who has just blocked my drive for the last half an hour dies painfully.

[Guest]

Ruined by delivery drivers. They are cocks. I hope the one who has just blocked my drive for the last half an hour dies painfully.

FFS, how many more of these c***s want to piss me off? I swear, I will buy a fooking gun and shoot the tossers.

[Tabou]

Im having a hard, yet fun and rewarding day

[Guest]

Im having a hard, yet fun and rewarding day

Are you a delivery driver?

[Kent Fox]

KF (during his delivery days) arrives at Lisa's house

Ding - Dong!

Knock-knock-knock.

Hello, I have a parcel for next door. Would you mind taking it in? I know I have blocked your driveway for a while and I can only apologise, but you see, this is a very important parcel for your neighbour and I have been trying really hard to find someone to take it in.

Would you mind? Oh, thank you. You are an angel. And a very pretty one, if you don't mind me saying so

Have a nice day.

[AoWW]

KF (during his delivery days) arrives at Lisa's house

Ding - Dong!

Knock-knock-knock.

Hello, I have a parcel for next door. Would you mind taking it in? I know I have blocked your driveway for a while and I can only apologise, but you see, this is a very important parcel for your neighbour and I have been trying really hard to find someone to take it in.

Would you mind? Oh, thank you. You are an angel. And a very pretty one, if you don't mind me saying so

Have a nice day.

All the sucking up in the world doesn't change the fact you've been blocking her drive though, does it?

Unless Lisa happens to be more kind, patient and tolerant than I would be in a similar situation (), I think you should still brace yourself for a torrent of abuse!

[Kent Fox]

All the sucking up in the world doesn't change the fact you've been blocking her drive though, does it?

Unless Lisa happens to be more kind, patient and tolerant than I would be in a similar situation (), I think you should still brace yourself for a torrent of abuse!

Sshh! Don't tell Lisa but I was just winding her up

I wonder if it's Home Delivery vans that are doing this terrible deed. Name & shame, Lisa..

[Guest]

Any of the tossers want to knock on my door with someone else's junk will find themselves having to remove it from their rectums at some later point.

As for leaving my orders with my neighbours, I wouldn't trust any of the feckers with my stuff, they are c***s too.

I'm moving to the Outer Hebrides....

[adam]

My day has improved as the working week is over and the drinking can begin!!! wooo

[Tommeh]

These last few days have been mega.

Tuesday just involved playing many games of Pro evo

Wednesday needs no explanation. Epic night, not many will be better in my life.

Last night Jon_blue_foxes 18th and a big haloween party. Me wilkes, Jon, and Tubes dancing on the tables chanting Leicester songs capped the whole night. Felt it this morning though

And Colchester tomorrow

Lifes good.

Edited 2 November 2007 by Tommeh

[Kent Fox]

Any of the tossers want to knock on my door with someone else's junk will find themselves having to remove it from their rectums at some later point.

As for leaving my orders with my neighbours, I wouldn't trust any of the feckers with my stuff, they are c***s too.

I'm moving to the Outer Hebrides....

You got your Auntie Flo around, Lisa??

Houses are, apparently, very cheap in the Outer Hebrides and the van men ride horses.

I'd go there but as a child read Hebrides as He-Brides and thought it was probably too gay to go.

[lcfc_jme]

Lame.

[Stinkenzo]

Good day.

[Tevez]

Messy, especially thurs night.

[Guest]

You got your Auntie Flo around, Lisa??

Why is it, that when a woman speaks her mind, or loses her temper etc, men automatically assume that she is menstruating?

[lookwhaticando]

Why is it, that when a woman speaks her mind, or loses her temper etc, men automatically assume that she is menstruating?

It's the easy conclusion to draw.

Men like it easy, apparently.

[David O'Leary]

Well I have been shitting myself all day about my GCSE exam on Tuesday

[lcfc_jme]

Nobody had a better day than me. I saw the legend that is Trevor Benjamin in McDonalds today. Was fooking class.

[James.]

Another day spent under the pretense of studying but actually spending my time reading, eating, watching TV and writing shit on here.

[Nationwider]

Cleaned the house from top to toe.

Now feeling massively superior to all those retards who bought fireworks from Tesco and are now busying themselves in their back gardens pissing their hard earned up into the air.

Wanquers.

[James.]

The fireworks in Victoria Park in Hackney last night were quite something. Some even strayed a little too close to the large crowd, adding a most satisfactory sense of real danger to events.

Edited 4 November 2007 by JTB

[MC Prussian]

Had one of those wonderful "I don't give a shite, it's the weekend" Sundays.

Slept long enough, enjoyed a rich breakfast, read the Sunday's newspaper(s), chilled out the entire day, then went to a concert about which I had to write a review for my local newspaper.

Easy.

Now for some Faith No More.

Aaah.

Edited 4 November 2007 by Alexei