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Next time you're at college wear one of your Beatles t-shirts and a pair of them round shades Lennon used to wear. Then just walk up to her and say "What's poppin babe? Sock up".

Also, when I was chasin the ladies I always found that a tash helps so probably just grow a tash and you should be sorted with some gash by the end of June.

TASH = GASH

lol

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BUTTSCRATCHERRRRRR

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What an absolute shitter to be at work today. Suns out and I have absolute zero motivation to be doing anything whatsoever... Mrs has gone off to London for the day and I'm stuck in this frickin office till 5.30! Man I'm bored..... <_<

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Waaaaay, passed my driving test! scarf.gif

Congrats, brilliant feeling hey ?

Im home from work already, work drying up a bit.

I suffered a knee injury from overdoing it at the gym and struggling to walk at the mo, hoping i can shake this off before the world cup !

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Waaaaay, passed my driving test! :scarf:

Well done marra.

You can set your sights higher with the ladies now you've got a motor cos that adds a +5 to your rep. When I first passed I used to just drive round town past bus-stops and if there was a milf there waiting I'd stop, pip, roll the window down, whistle and shout "sock up baby". Make sure you've got a bit of Freddie Jackson or Hot Chocolate on the stereo and you're well away.

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Well done marra.

You can set your sights higher with the ladies now you've got a motor cos that adds a +5 to your rep. When I first passed I used to just drive round town past bus-stops and if there was a milf there waiting I'd stop, pip, roll the window down, whistle and shout "sock up baby". Make sure you've got a bit of Freddie Jackson or Hot Chocolate on the stereo and you're well away.

lol

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Well done marra.

You can set your sights higher with the ladies now you've got a motor cos that adds a +5 to your rep. When I first passed I used to just drive round town past bus-stops and if there was a milf there waiting I'd stop, pip, roll the window down, whistle and shout "sock up baby". Make sure you've got a bit of Freddie Jackson or Hot Chocolate on the stereo and you're well away.

Hot Chocolate :laugh:

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Just done an awesome CV workout after having the longest lie-in ever this morning.

And found out ive got a match on saturday...

Good times :D

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Well done marra.

You can set your sights higher with the ladies now you've got a motor cos that adds a +5 to your rep. When I first passed I used to just drive round town past bus-stops and if there was a milf there waiting I'd stop, pip, roll the window down, whistle and shout "sock up baby". Make sure you've got a bit of Freddie Jackson or Hot Chocolate on the stereo and you're well away.

lol

Well played fox92. wink.gif

Hopefully I'll have a similar outcome next week.

Yeah well done.

Good Luck NSLL

I'll also be hoping for the same next week.

Thanks and good look to both of you. :scarf:

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Good day, apart from the fact i tried to catch a rugby ball which was kicked in the air whilst on my phone. Now i just cant feel my finger :ph34r:

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What can be described as a mixed couple of days for me.

Yesterday I went surfing, got stung by a jellyfish as I caught a wave, flew forwards, the board smacked me in the head, I turned round to see what was going on just as the fins slashed across my face. Apart from that, fun day.

Today I went fly fishing with my father and his friend (They're visiting Cornwall and I want that trout for dinner, good food for free)! I had to get up early, spent all day there, got a fooking massive blister, got sunburnt all over my arms despite having used plenty of strong sunblock, and my dad's ginger mate didn't even get so much as a speck of it without using sunblock. I got not a single bite, I really needed a crap and had to find some shed thing that was despicably awful. Drove back to Plymouth and had two bastards tried to mug me on the walk back to my flat while I was carrying a load of stuff.

I need a hate wank. :whistle:

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What can be described as a mixed couple of days for me.

Yesterday I went surfing, got stung by a jellyfish as I caught a wave, flew forwards, the board smacked me in the head, I turned round to see what was going on just as the fins slashed across my face. Apart from that, fun day.

that must have caned llike a bastard, whenever i fell off i used to cover my head with my arms lol. It swoung over once and smashed my arm, they dont half come with some force

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I've reached the conclusion I'm too old and lacking in discipline to be writing long assignments. There's more to life, surely? :yawn:

Any ambitions I had of doing a Masters have now got up and gone. (Unless they let me draw and paint pretty pictures to submit, which I somehow think is unlikely). :glare:

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Going Epsom horse racing later :D

Won't it be a bit dark? :unsure::whistle:

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From that underage girl you found on google images to horses? You sure have low standards.

That's harsh on horses. :angry::P

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