Fez of Mahrez Posted 13 September 2007 Posted 13 September 2007 I understand you're from the Balkans so you might still be getting to grips with the language but I've spent £358 in this restaurant and was led to believe I was having the All You Can Eat buffet, why are you serving me a single English garden pea on a bed of corrugated cardboard? I want my money back please.
Ric Flair Posted 13 September 2007 Posted 13 September 2007 The Megson Check List. Boring - Check Ugly as fook - Check Falls out with players - Check Negative football - Check Relegation to their name - Check A stint at a rival club - Check The ability to make the name Nigel sound more interesting than your entire life - Check Couldn't get a job for at least 18 months - Check The potential to piss off 32,000 fans - Check Please feel free to add to this list.
Fez of Mahrez Posted 13 September 2007 Author Posted 13 September 2007 Has always made me think of Red Dwarf whenever I see or hear his name - check
BigGibbo Posted 13 September 2007 Posted 13 September 2007 Master of hoofball - check Ginger - check The no frills option because Mandaric doesn't want to get his wallet out - check Anymore? We all believed your cr@p & got our wallets out Mandaric why don't you?
Master Fox Posted 13 September 2007 Posted 13 September 2007 Ginger - Check Short - Check Plump - Check Annoying Voice - Check Looks stupid in a tracksuit - Check Rob Kelly MkII - Check Dick Neck – Check
Dr The Singh Posted 13 September 2007 Posted 13 September 2007 Ginger - CheckShort - Check Plump - Check Annoying Voice - Check Looks stupid in a tracksuit - Check Rob Kelly MkII - Check Dick Neck – Check For everything else there's Mastercard!!!!! & Mandaric is a cooont - Check!!
Fox in a Box Posted 13 September 2007 Posted 13 September 2007 The Megson Check List.GINGER BOLUX! - err not checked but im guessing he has! Boring - Check Ugly as fook - Check Falls out with players - Check Negative football - Check Relegation to their name - Check A stint at a rival club - Check The ability to make the name Nigel sound more interesting than your entire life - Check Couldn't get a job for at least 18 months - Check The potential to piss off 32,000 fans - Check Please feel free to add to this list.
Micky Ruddle Posted 13 September 2007 Posted 13 September 2007 Ginger Bollocks Chant To Megson at first match in charge
Vacamion Posted 13 September 2007 Posted 13 September 2007 Garcon ! I ordered the Martin Allen celebration cake and not the Dead Duck A L'Orange...
Daggers Posted 13 September 2007 Posted 13 September 2007 I can't help but notice on other tables people seem to have been delivered something better than us. Why do we always get the duff table and the waiter that doesn't give a ****?
BigGibbo Posted 13 September 2007 Posted 13 September 2007 I can't help but notice on other tables people seem to have been delivered something better than us.Why do we always get the duff table and the waiter that doesn't give a ****? Because we put up with it
Vacamion Posted 13 September 2007 Posted 13 September 2007 Garcon, I didn't get what I paid for. I was promised something new, but I am being served the rejects from other tables...lower tables
Geo V Posted 13 September 2007 Posted 13 September 2007 Chef, I know your restaurants reputation is distinctly average with boredom being the meal of the day, but I have decided to order and see if you can indeed improve as I tuck into my 7 course meal. can you please make sure that the main dish is stacked with ginger.
Daggers Posted 13 September 2007 Posted 13 September 2007 At least we can drink to excess during the meal because our taxi is going to wait outside for us:
Vacamion Posted 13 September 2007 Posted 13 September 2007 Waiter ! Only six places at this table are any good and you are serving me a carrot topped dog's dinner that is placed at the lower end of the table.
MPH Posted 13 September 2007 Posted 13 September 2007 The Megson Check List.Boring - Check Ugly as fook - Check Falls out with players - Check Negative football - Check Relegation to their name - Check A stint at a rival club - Check The ability to make the name Nigel sound more interesting than your entire life - Check Couldn't get a job for at least 18 months - Check The potential to piss off 32,000 fans - Check Please feel free to add to this list. will sleep around with the players wives- Uncheck!! they wont go anywhere near him.
Mack Posted 13 September 2007 Posted 13 September 2007 Rates Foxes former superstar Andy Johnson ....... check! Looks totally out of his depth against any Manager with an ounce of tactical nouse... check! Will soon fill the squad up with more overpaid crap.... check!
The People's Hero Posted 13 September 2007 Posted 13 September 2007 Waiter? Is that Ultra over there at that table? Next to the family eating happily? You're breaking the 150 yard rule!
Daz.I Posted 13 September 2007 Posted 13 September 2007 istead of slagging him off give him a chance then if the results aren't coming in then call him ginger ugly fat annoying and whatever else
josh_baskin Posted 14 September 2007 Posted 14 September 2007 The Megson Check List.Boring - Check Ugly as fook - Check Falls out with players - Check Negative football - Check Relegation to their name - Check A stint at a rival club - Check The ability to make the name Nigel sound more interesting than your entire life - Check Couldn't get a job for at least 18 months - Check The potential to piss off 32,000 fans - Check Please feel free to add to this list. Might sign Darren Moore - Check
He's not bald Posted 14 September 2007 Posted 14 September 2007 Might sign Darren Moore - Check Will not be made to feel welcome by anyone next Tuesday-Check
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