Master Fox Posted 23 November 2007 Posted 23 November 2007 I need a beer. Me too. It's the weekend so my alcoholism really gets going !! If you don't include the bottle of wine and beer I had last night. no joke
AoWW Posted 23 November 2007 Posted 23 November 2007 I need a beer. I need a beer and a fag (yes, I have still given 'em up - but a girl can dream)... and a coffee. All at once, please. Oh, and chuck in some chocolate for good measure.
Master Fox Posted 23 November 2007 Posted 23 November 2007 I need a beer and a fag (yes, I have still given 'em up - but a girl can dream)... and a coffee. All at once, please. Oh, and chuck in some chocolate for good measure. Don't smoke! Your pertness will deteriorate and you'll end up being a saggy
Raj Posted 23 November 2007 Posted 23 November 2007 I need a beer and a fag (yes, I have still given 'em up - but a girl can dream)... and a coffee. All at once, please. Oh, and chuck in some chocolate for good measure. fcuking greedy students teachers! i love that gayish icon......
Master Fox Posted 23 November 2007 Posted 23 November 2007 fcuking greedy students teachers! i love that gayish icon...... Can you get addicted to gayish?
Raj Posted 23 November 2007 Posted 23 November 2007 Can you get addicted to gayish? I love abit of gayish..... But too much gayish makes your anus itch!
Matt Posted 23 November 2007 Posted 23 November 2007 Had the worst hangover in a long while last week, 6 Sambuca's in the space of about 15/20 mins, Can't remember to much after that...Mind you I was watching England - Turns you to drink.
AoWW Posted 24 November 2007 Posted 24 November 2007 Ow, ow, ow... my head huuuuuuuurrrrttts. And everything is far too loud... so if you could all whisper I'd be suitably grateful. And everything is far too bright... though I'd don't s'pose anyone kind and sympathetic feels like changing the FT colours to a kinda soothing, muted blue, do they? Just for me... just for today. Alcohol, I've decided, is the spawn of Satan. It looks friendly enough, then - when you least expect it - BAM!!! Fecking evil stuff. I'm off to curl up into a ball and die. Toodle pip. Psssssstttt: alternating red wine with neat Jack Daniels is not big and not clever, kids. DO NOT try it at home... or any other place for that matter.
Phube Posted 24 November 2007 Posted 24 November 2007 Ow, ow, ow... my head huuuuuuuurrrrttts. And everything is far too loud... so if you could all whisper I'd be suitably grateful. And everything is far too bright... though I'd don't s'pose anyone kind and sympathetic feels like changing the FT colours to a kinda soothing, muted blue, do they? Just for me... just for today. Alcohol, I've decided, is the spawn of Satan. It looks friendly enough, then - when you least expect it - BAM!!! Fecking evil stuff. I'm off to curl up into a ball and die. Toodle pip. Psssssstttt: alternating red wine with neat Jack Daniels is not big and not clever, kids. DO NOT try it at home... or any other place for that matter. While you were being an alcohol philistine... I was enjoying a lovely chardonnay purchased from NZ. Allan Scotts 'The Wallops' Chardonnay... Mmmmm lovely.... Only my Cloudy Bays left... Damn you Customs limits!!!! :mad2:
AoWW Posted 24 November 2007 Posted 24 November 2007 While you were being an alcohol philistine... I was enjoying a lovely chardonnay purchased from NZ. Allan Scotts 'The Wallops' Chardonnay... Mmmmm lovely....Only my Cloudy Bays left... Damn you Customs limits!!!! :mad2: I used to like you. Can somebody... anybody... get me a cuppa tea and some toast. Pwetty please.
Phube Posted 24 November 2007 Posted 24 November 2007 I used to like you. Can somebody... anybody... get me a cuppa tea and some toast. Pwetty please. You don't need toast.. you need a bacon butty STAT.!!!!!
Manwell Pablo Posted 24 November 2007 Posted 24 November 2007 I too feel dreadful. My mate has apparently taken a absloute hiding last night as well and I completley missed it. And I think my missus us upset with me for some reason this morning, shes ignoring me.
Finnegan Posted 24 November 2007 Posted 24 November 2007 You moron, AoWW. Clearly the Jack Daniels goes in the Kopparberg bottle.
Manwell Pablo Posted 24 November 2007 Posted 24 November 2007 Might I add I've had to come into work as well.
Manwell Pablo Posted 24 November 2007 Posted 24 November 2007 The (in)humanity! I know. Looks like I've underestimated the beating my mate took as well. I'd like to change absloute hiding to shoeing of epic proportions, apparently he's had his arm broken
AoWW Posted 24 November 2007 Posted 24 November 2007 I know.Looks like I've underestimated the beating my mate took as well. I'd like to change absloute hiding to shoeing of epic proportions, apparently he's had his arm broken Shit, that really ain't good.
Manwell Pablo Posted 24 November 2007 Posted 24 November 2007 Shit, that really ain't good. No it aint really, he is a bit of a nob when he gets absloutley plastered, which is pretty much half the time he goes out, trys it on with anything that moves not really careing who they're with, which rubs people up the wrong way sometimes. To be honest he's been asking for a smack for awhile, but by the sounds of things someone (or should I say some people) have taken it a bit far. There be the dangers of alcholism everybody!
Rincewind Posted 24 November 2007 Posted 24 November 2007 ******BEER****** The first pint's awful Tasteless and warm The last one is perfection As night approaches dawn.
Nationwider Posted 24 November 2007 Posted 24 November 2007 I just can't get drunk these days. It's too hard, and hangovers are pure evil when you have to attend to a small child at the same time. Except for weddings. And New Year. And when that second bottle mysteriously opens itself really near my pouring arm. And that stupid pub quiz.
lookwhaticando Posted 24 November 2007 Posted 24 November 2007 You're head will be fooked in the morning. Ow, ow, ow... my head huuuuuuuurrrrttts. No sympathy.
Rincewind Posted 25 November 2007 Posted 25 November 2007 REASONS FOR DRINKING There are many reasons for drinking and ones just entered my head if you can't drink while you are livibg how the feck can you drink when you are dead? A GOOD DAY FOR DRINKING Mondays a good day for drinking cos it's the start of the week if your workdays ended without a hitch then you deserve a little treat. Tuesdays a good day for drinking cos your workload is starting to stack You need a tot or two down the pub before you think of going back. Wednesdays a good day for drinking It's the halfway point of the week your work boss is getting on your nerves and you need to control when you speak. Thursdays a good day for drinking the weeks drawing to an end your workload has almost gone with just a few emails to send. Fridays a good day for drinking Cos you have finished your working week So its out on the town with friends or a spouse and you need not get home till late. Saturdays a good day for drinking Celebrate a win with a footbal team you choose or you can drown your sorrows in a barrel of beer when your team play like shite and lose. Sundays a good day for drinking Its a day of rest for you a family meal of a cooked roast washed down with a bottle of wine or two. I would give up drinking, but I'm no quitter.
DanTheFoxBhoy Posted 25 November 2007 Author Posted 25 November 2007 Alcohol, I've decided, is the spawn of Satan. Take that back!
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