Steven Posted 27 December 2007 Posted 27 December 2007 A FOXESTALK ROCK 'N' ROLL CHRISTMAS**********1**********It's that time of year againFor parties and celebrationsThe Foxestalk Forum was no differentAnd to all an invitation was sent.**********2**********A venue for the do was hastily arrangedWezleylowski was the first to arriveWith his standard greeting for the nationFloccinoccinihilipiligilifiication.**********3**********Fox You Forest was knocking on the doorLooking lovely dressed as Cilla BlackHe was told it was celebrity fancy dressBy one of the mods no less.**********4**********Technodanceaphobic said I've seen her crackAn egg once on celebrity cookery showAh-ah the one with the crumpet said NationwiderMmmmm butted in Futter they are yummy with cider.**********5**********Soon the talk turned to Christmas prezziesCity Slicker thought about a premature dischargePhube boasted I had a Wii the best console yetNSLL said so have I, and Jesus are my pants wet.**********6********** Did anyone see my Foxes Talk Factor Thread?Interrupted Filbofox rather rudely it was thoughtYeah says SOCCERROOFOX t’was a spankalishous big hitDavieG said I'm salivating just thinking about it.**********7**********Shubunkin' is an interesting word says Zingari deep in thoughtDemonstrably is a better one said The Peoples DroidShagadelic said Nath is my word of the dayBurnham replies any talk of sex and I'm away.**********8**********I know a fit girl said Stez, name is Dawn RedwoodAlso known as Metaseqoia GlyptostrobidesYes I know her said Ashley she is the ride of your lifeBut You're a cock jockey said Raj well so says your wife.**********9**********I'm hungry said Smudge is there Branston pickle?Nice said Suffolk Fox but I'd prefer raspberry jamD811 said whatever there is will do I like egg Fu YungeyI don’t mind says potter as long as it ain't chewy.**********10**********Fancy a game of Monopoly Said Bert with a smileJust doing a crossword says Thracian in a cornerI need another word for Barbars ending in mObvious said ELFF antidisestablishmentarealis--EM.**********11**********The doorbell rang Filbertway answeredTo see Dorus de Vries returning some goodsIt was for the now purple-faced HullfoxWho on his last visit had left behind his socks.**********12**********The beer was flowing very fastAnd Danny1982 was drinking his favouriteHippopotomonstrosesquippedialiophobia CroakIt took him longer to say the name than to pour it down his throat.**********13**********Master Fox was steamrolling through some Moses that Cal had brought alongStevo remarked that the brew was unique as they comeWhile The Stig was admiring Dubberies on page 3 of the Sun.**********14***********Didwejustmissagain was a late arrivalAlong with special guest Carl CortWho quickly hit the bar upon walking inBut soon stretchered off injured through talking. **********15**********Northantsfox said he’s a legendI think one of City’s bestHe then staggered over to the trifleAnd threw up in the bowl..**********16**********The karaoke machine was brought outAnd one and all had a goBut everyone thought it a shame and a crimeHow Um Bongo was murdered by Coale39.**********17**********Valerenga came riding upUpon his trusty steed CraigHe tied up the beast and put away the girthThen joined in the frolics and mirth.**********18**********This party is quite exhilarating said SamLI'm having so much funWith a touch of serendipity added AowwIt really is a spiffing do. **********19**********Brewer_Bowman called in his apologiesHe was unable to attendHe was short of cash, and times were hard So was doing extra work as a security guard.**********20**********Dannyuk1982 was showing off his Xmas presentA much sought after multi-coloured hot jumperIt was red and yellow with stripes of blue and greenPink and gold squares with a touch of tangerine.**********21**********But where is Chandler cried out Finnegan Trumping LFFHe's so cuddly and cute I'd like him as a pet.Llanfaitrpwllgwllgogerychwyrndrobwllllanttysiliogogogoch Came the reply in unison, hired to solve a crime I bet.**********EPILOG**********Hope you liked my little verseI tried to do my best or fall.This is Nightguard signing off Wishing a Merry Christmas to all. Good stuff Ken, even though I did not appear in this Epic. :D
Asha Posted 19 November 2008 Posted 19 November 2008 Please say your doing another. I hope so too, about pissed myself last time. NSLL said so have I, and Jesus are my pants wet.
Fox You Forest Posted 13 December 2008 Posted 13 December 2008 Any poem with Wii in sucks!! :thumbsup: Nightguard sort it out.
Webbo Posted 18 November 2011 Posted 18 November 2011 Anyone remember this? Yes Are you doing it again Ken?
DANGEROUS TIGER Posted 18 November 2011 Posted 18 November 2011 Top man, Ken, well done mate. :thumbup:
Rincewind Posted 18 November 2011 Author Posted 18 November 2011 Noticed the date on one of the later poists is 19th November. Could do it again but will have to be left till I come back after next week. Same rules I think. Your name and a word I can start a thread. Just copy and paste the list then add so there is less chance of missing anyone.
nuttytimmy Posted 18 November 2011 Posted 18 November 2011 Wow, classic FT there. No wonder I wasn't in it!
Rincewind Posted 13 December 2013 Author Posted 13 December 2013 Found it. I pasted the first word spank...... something. Not sure whether to have another go but in a different way. I'll have a think.
Zingari Posted 13 December 2013 Posted 13 December 2013 was dawn redwood fit? Is she related to Connie Ferr ?
Mike Oxlong Posted 14 December 2013 Posted 14 December 2013 Is she related to Connie Ferr ? Are you sure it wasn't Dee Siduous?
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