Rincewind Posted 21 December 2007 Posted 21 December 2007 A FOXESTALK ROCK 'N' ROLL CHRISTMAS**********1**********It's that time of year againFor parties and celebrationsThe Foxestalk Forum was no differentAnd to all an invitation was sent.**********2**********A venue for the do was hastily arrangedWezleylowski was the first to arriveWith his standard greeting for the nationFloccinoccinihilipiligilifiication.**********3**********Fox You Forest was knocking on the doorLooking lovely dressed as Cilla BlackHe was told it was celebrity fancy dressBy one of the mods no less.**********4**********Technodanceaphobic said I've seen her crackAn egg once on celebrity cookery showAh-ah the one with the crumpet said NationwiderMmmmm butted in Futter they are yummy with cider.**********5**********Soon the talk turned to Christmas prezziesCity Slicker thought about a premature dischargePhube boasted I had a Wii the best console yetNSLL said so have I, and Jesus are my pants wet.**********6********** Did anyone see my Foxes Talk Factor Thread?Interrupted Filbofox rather rudely it was thoughtYeah says SOCCERROOFOX t’was a spankalishous big hitDavieG said I'm salivating just thinking about it.**********7**********Shubunkin' is an interesting word says Zingari deep in thoughtDemonstrably is a better one said The Peoples DroidShagadelic said Nath is my word of the dayBurnham replies any talk of sex and I'm away.**********8**********I know a fit girl said Stez, name is Dawn RedwoodAlso known as Metaseqoia GlyptostrobidesYes I know her said Ashley she is the ride of your lifeBut You're a cock jockey said Raj well so says your wife.**********9**********I'm hungry said Smudge is there Branston pickle?Nice said Suffolk Fox but I'd prefer raspberry jamD811 said whatever there is will do I like egg Fu YungeyI don’t mind says potter as long as it ain't chewy.**********10**********Fancy a game of Monopoly Said Bert with a smileJust doing a crossword says Thracian in a cornerI need another word for Barbars ending in mObvious said ELFF antidisestablishmentarealis--EM.**********11**********The doorbell rang Filbertway answeredTo see Dorus de Vries returning some goodsIt was for the now purple-faced HullfoxWho on his last visit had left behind his socks.**********12**********The beer was flowing very fastAnd Danny1982 was drinking his favouriteHippopotomonstrosesquippedialiophobia CroakIt took him longer to say the name than to pour it down his throat.**********13**********Master Fox was steamrolling through some Moses that Cal had brought alongStevo remarked that the brew was unique as they comeWhile The Stig was admiring Dubberies on page 3 of the Sun.**********14***********Didwejustmissagain was a late arrivalAlong with special guest Carl CortWho quickly hit the bar upon walking inBut soon stretchered off injured through talking. **********15**********Northantsfox said he’s a legendI think one of City’s bestHe then staggered over to the trifleAnd threw up in the bowl..**********16**********The karaoke machine was brought outAnd one and all had a goBut everyone thought it a shame and a crimeHow Um Bongo was murdered by Coale39.**********17**********Valerenga came riding upUpon his trusty steed CraigHe tied up the beast and put away the girthThen joined in the frolics and mirth.**********18**********This party is quite exhilarating said SamLI'm having so much funWith a touch of serendipity added AowwIt really is a spiffing do. **********19**********Brewer_Bowman called in his apologiesHe was unable to attendHe was short of cash, and times were hard So was doing extra work as a security guard.**********20**********Dannyuk1982 was showing off his Xmas presentA much sought after multi-coloured hot jumperIt was red and yellow with stripes of blue and greenPink and gold squares with a touch of tangerine.**********21**********But where is Chandler cried out Finnegan Trumping LFFHe's so cuddly and cute I'd like him as a pet.Llanfaitrpwllgwllgogerychwyrndrobwllllanttysiliogogogoch Came the reply in unison, hired to solve a crime I bet.**********EPILOG**********Hope you liked my little verseI tried to do my best or fall.This is Nightguard signing off Wishing a Merry Christmas to all.
Trumpet Posted 21 December 2007 Posted 21 December 2007 I got stuck on Wezleyowskis word Good stuff mate
Rincewind Posted 21 December 2007 Author Posted 21 December 2007 I think I've gone as far as I can with it. I did notice a name appearing twice. Too late to alter it though. Gonna watch a DVD now 'Casino' Robert di Nero Joe and Sharon Stone.. Bought it in a charity shop on Queens Road on the way to work. Reminder to self. Buy some blank video tapes tomorrow so HGTTG can be recorded tomorrow night at work.
Wezleylowski Posted 22 December 2007 Posted 22 December 2007 A venue for the do was hastily arranged Wezleylowski was the first to arrive With his standard greeting for the nation Floccinoccinihilipilification. That is genius I can't believe you pulled it off. My cap has been doffed sir.
Rincewind Posted 22 December 2007 Author Posted 22 December 2007 Nah. I'm no genius. Grammatically there is a lot of mistakes. I used the spellchecker in word and it kept on telling me there were errors most I ignored or added cos in poetry you can get away with it more. Free expression is the term poets use as an excuse. I said that I had a place for that Llan------ochoch etc word. Where better than at the end?
Zingari Posted 22 December 2007 Posted 22 December 2007 nice one nightguard but don't give up the day job, ( that was a joke btw)
stez Posted 22 December 2007 Posted 22 December 2007 played ken, you were dealt some pretty rough words (not mine obviously)
filbertway Posted 22 December 2007 Posted 22 December 2007 Nice one, an odd and funny read Top stuff sir
Bert Posted 22 December 2007 Posted 22 December 2007 Early contender for post of the year! Nice one Ken.
AoWW Posted 22 December 2007 Posted 22 December 2007 It's got me salivating. aw, you're not dribbling again?
Lillehamring Posted 23 December 2007 Posted 23 December 2007 well done, mate - a triumph! i'm particualrly happy with my stanza, very neat, almost byronic, and makes me easily the coolest person at the party... i'm even getting used to the fact that my horse is called 'craig' :thumbsup:
the_bowman Posted 23 December 2007 Posted 23 December 2007 Well done, really great A bonus that I was in there too, I didn't think i would get a mention as my name wasn't included on the list. So thanks a lot?
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