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A lunchbox type thing that was obviously made abroad and said on the front in big letters "Food is the suel of human body - hygienic and delicious!"

That sounds incredible

I got given a 'Match' annual a couple of years a go. I was 22 at the time !

I used to get given them ever year. Quite liked them, little old for them now though.

My housemate last year was 23 and he still gets the Match annual every Christmas.

It used to live in our toilet for some toilet time reading.

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That sounds incredible

I used to get given them ever year. Quite liked them, little old for them now though.

My housemate last year was 23 and he still gets the Match annual every Christmas.

It used to live in our toilet for some toilet time reading.

Derby will be a feature this year... :dunno:

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I'm 25 and I'd really like a pair of slippers.

If I get some this year I'll send them to you :thumbup:

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Also one time i got a bookchair.

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Even though

1. I don't read

and

2. If i did i wouldn't love the book enough so that it's comfort was my main concern :dunno:

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Also one time i got a bookchair.

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Even though

1. I don't read

and

2. If i did i wouldn't love the book enough so that it's comfort was my main concern :dunno:

Isn't that a recipe book holder for chefs? you should let AOWW have it for her Christmas Dinner cooking.

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I got a heated windscreen scraper that you plugged into your lighter socket.

The idea was that the heat was enough to melt your icy car glassware whilst you scraped gently.

The major flaw with the design was that the lead was not long enough to reach the windscreen from the lighter socket.

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I got a heated windscreen scraper that you plugged into your lighter socket.

The idea was that the heat was enough to melt your icy car glassware whilst you scraped gently.

The major flaw with the design was that the lead was not long enough to reach the windscreen from the lighter socket.

Try leaving the windows open overnight and you can use it on the inside, shame to waste it.

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Try leaving the windows open overnight and you can use it on the inside, shame to waste it.

I shall have to retrieve it from my brothers arse first.

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I shit you not - a Forest shirt with my name on the back...

The previous year I got a Leeds shirt.

I was expecting a Derby shirt this year apart from the fact that he is using "Setting up a business" as an excuse not to spend more than a fiver on me. That isn't so bad as it will make it easier to throw away.

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I once got a stick on hairy chest and a box of tic tacs.

And something i can't even mention.

And did I get so much as a 'Thank you' letter? Did I ****. :angry:

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Socks.

Fook off.

When I worked in a sock factory my nephews and neices used to get socks off me every year. Cheap and useful.

Remember as the family gets larger the presents get smaller.

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Isn't that a recipe book holder for chefs? you should let AOWW have it for her Christmas Dinner cooking.

You expect me to be sober enough to read by that point? :crylaugh:

I'd probably cook the bloody thing by mistake. :S

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Someone knitted me a 12-inch willy warmer once........all that effort wasted just for the sake of a bit more wool! :crylaugh::D :D

From what I remember, you're about six foot of cock. :whistle:

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