Nationwider Posted 29 January 2008 Posted 29 January 2008 Discuss... Yo mama's so stoopid she tinks a quarterback's a refund! Now work it, girlfriend! *It is that kind of My Mother discussion, isn't it? She's not in a coma, or owt?*
Leicfox Posted 29 January 2008 Posted 29 January 2008 Louie Lastik: [holding back, in fake pain] Man I just gave your momma a piggy-back ride and she weighs twice as much as I do!
Master Fox Posted 29 January 2008 Posted 29 January 2008 Your mum is so fat she sat on a fiver and made change
MPH Posted 29 January 2008 Posted 29 January 2008 Discuss... there should be a rule about newbies starting threads...
morris1234 Posted 29 January 2008 Posted 29 January 2008 youre mum is so fat that when her phone goes off people think shes backing up!
Zingari Posted 29 January 2008 Posted 29 January 2008 is appearing at the Old Vic Theatre http://www.oldvictheatre.com/whatson.php?id=36
purpleronnie Posted 29 January 2008 Posted 29 January 2008 your mother's so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras your mother's so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Zingari Posted 29 January 2008 Posted 29 January 2008 Rob Newman : See that Geoff Gapes? David Baddiell : Yes, I am aware of the athlete. Rob Newman : That's your mum, that is. That's your mum trying her best to look extra feminine.
Dames Posted 29 January 2008 Posted 29 January 2008 Your Mum is so stupid that when your Dad came home and said it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon.
Durnerz Posted 29 January 2008 Posted 29 January 2008 Why are you so fat? Because everytime I have sex with your mum she gives me a biscuit.
Master Fox Posted 29 January 2008 Posted 29 January 2008 Your mother is so fat small objects orbit her. Your mother is so big and fat that hikers have mistaken her anus for a cave opening!
Uncle Albert Posted 29 January 2008 Posted 29 January 2008 Your mother is so fat when she walks past the cinema screen, you will miss 2 minutes of the film. Poor i know. Stupid mate Bonehead on ft made me write it
Trav Le Bleu Posted 29 January 2008 Posted 29 January 2008 Rob Newman : See that Geoff Gapes? David Baddiell : Yes, I am aware of the athlete. Rob Newman : That's your mum, that is. That's your mum trying her best to look extra feminine. Haha! History Today sketch!
Rincewind Posted 29 January 2008 Posted 29 January 2008 I don't think It's nice people making jokes about your mother. You should be proud to have her as a sister.
WetFlannel Posted 29 January 2008 Posted 29 January 2008 Your mums like a bowling ball She gets picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter and still comes back for more... Sorry, not my words
purpleronnie Posted 30 January 2008 Posted 30 January 2008 Haha! History Today sketch! Shouldn't it be Geoff Capes?
Zingari Posted 30 January 2008 Posted 30 January 2008 Shouldn't it be Geoff Capes? indeed it should sorry just a typo
Messi Posted 30 January 2008 Posted 30 January 2008 Your mum is so thick she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
Fox You Forest Posted 30 January 2008 Posted 30 January 2008 I don't think It's nice people making jokes about your mother. You should be proud to have her as a sister. Must be from Plymouth...
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