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April Fools

By sackmycook, in General Chat

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DB11

DB11

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Are you Anita Baig from the Sun?

Didn't he used to be a journalist but no longer is? :ermm: I swear I've seen that on the forum before :unsure:

Babylon

Babylon

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Didn't he used to be a journalist but no longer is? :ermm: I swear I've seen that on the forum before :unsure:

He was a nipple counter for the Daily Sport.

Phube

Phube

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One that got me a few years ago was on Leicester Sound: They said they were going to rename the Space Centre the Nottingham Space Centre!! Just after East Midlands Airport was renamed!!

I was apopolectic!!! :doh:

Daggers

Daggers

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Has anybody seen the April Fools joke in the Daily Express today? :giggle:

:crylaugh:

Hang on - that wasn't the joke was it? You actually read the Express... :o

cisono

cisono

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Wils

Wils

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Not a very good one but it was amusing. Put glue all over the seat and over the phone of the receptionist at work. Watching her take a phone call was great.

Raj

Raj

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Mrs got me a corker today!!!

We(well she really!) is expected our first baby in Sept(cue Aaaaaahhhhhhssss!!!!)

Hope its mine!!! :unsure:

Anyway..she rang me up at 11.30ish and was all excited and stuff and siad

"Raj,Raj,ive had the blood test results from the midwife and guess what???"

"ITS TWINS!!!!"

MY reaction was...."What the fcuk!!!!...You sure...erm.....waht we gonna do with 2 straight away...erm...you sure....is it a boy or girl???"

It went on for a minute and i was all excited and saying"Best tell me mum,and your mum and erm we better get them twin push chair things etc..."

Until she just burst out laughing and said those immortal words"April Fool"

FCUK!!! :angry:

IM gona divorce the bitch......see how she likes that April fcuking fool!!!!! :P

P.S...i should really have known cos we've had 2 scans and there is only 1 baby!!!!!

Just proves what a twat i really am!!!

Fox You Forest

Fox You Forest

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Mrs got me a corker today!!!

We(well she really!) is expected our first baby in Sept(cue Aaaaaahhhhhhssss!!!!)

Hope its mine!!! :unsure:

Anyway..she rang me up at 11.30ish and was all excited and stuff and siad

"Raj,Raj,ive had the blood test results from the midwife and guess what???"

"ITS TWINS!!!!"

MY reaction was...."What the fcuk!!!!...You sure...erm.....waht we gonna do with 2 straight away...erm...you sure....is it a boy or girl???"

It went on for a minute and i was all excited and saying"Best tell me mum,and your mum and erm we better get them twin push chair things etc..."

Until she just burst out laughing and said those immortal words"April Fool"

FCUK!!! :angry:

IM gona divorce the bitch......see how she likes that April fcuking fool!!!!! :P

P.S...i should really have known cos we've had 2 scans and there is only 1 baby!!!!!

Just proves what a twat i really am!!!

:crylaugh:

AoWW

AoWW

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Mrs got me a corker today!!!

We(well she really!) is expected our first baby in Sept(cue Aaaaaahhhhhhssss!!!!)

Hope its mine!!! :unsure:

Anyway..she rang me up at 11.30ish and was all excited and stuff and siad

"Raj,Raj,ive had the blood test results from the midwife and guess what???"

"ITS TWINS!!!!"

MY reaction was...."What the fcuk!!!!...You sure...erm.....waht we gonna do with 2 straight away...erm...you sure....is it a boy or girl???"

It went on for a minute and i was all excited and saying"Best tell me mum,and your mum and erm we better get them twin push chair things etc..."

Until she just burst out laughing and said those immortal words"April Fool"

FCUK!!! :angry:

IM gona divorce the bitch......see how she likes that April fcuking fool!!!!! :P

P.S...i should really have known cos we've had 2 scans and there is only 1 baby!!!!!

Just proves what a twat i really am!!!

:teehee::giggle: Classic!

PS All the bestest babies are born in September! :D

The Stig

The Stig

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:teehee::giggle: Classic!

PS All the bestest babies are born in September! :D

They certainly are. Ones born on the fourth are perfect in every way I'm told.

StroudFox

StroudFox

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:teehee::giggle: Classic!

PS All the bestest babies are born in September! :D

Think you have confused September with April - just ask Phube!!!

:thumbup:

Raj - that is very funny!!

:giggle:

AoWW

AoWW

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They certainly are. Ones born on the fourth are perfect in every way I'm told.

Fourth for boys - seventh for girls. Fact. :thumbup::P

The Stig

The Stig

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Fourth for boys - seventh for girls. Fact. :thumbup::P

Correct. I take it you had the honour of being one of the oldest in school as well. The overwhelming sense of power and pride compares to nothing the teenage world has to offer. lol

Alexikokopops

Alexikokopops

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Mrs got me a corker today!!!

We(well she really!) is expected our first baby in Sept(cue Aaaaaahhhhhhssss!!!!)

Hope its mine!!! :unsure:

Anyway..she rang me up at 11.30ish and was all excited and stuff and siad

"Raj,Raj,ive had the blood test results from the midwife and guess what???"

"ITS TWINS!!!!"

MY reaction was...."What the fcuk!!!!...You sure...erm.....waht we gonna do with 2 straight away...erm...you sure....is it a boy or girl???"

It went on for a minute and i was all excited and saying"Best tell me mum,and your mum and erm we better get them twin push chair things etc..."

Until she just burst out laughing and said those immortal words"April Fool"

FCUK!!! :angry:

IM gona divorce the bitch......see how she likes that April fcuking fool!!!!! :P

P.S...i should really have known cos we've had 2 scans and there is only 1 baby!!!!!

Just proves what a twat i really am!!!

If you divorce her she'll just pop over to Warwick that little bit more often for some sexy fun time.

AoWW

AoWW

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Correct. I take it you had the honour of being one of the oldest in school as well. The overwhelming sense of power and pride compares to nothing the teenage world has to offer. lol

Absolutely. Not to be messed with! :P

2bob!

2bob!

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I fell for the one on Heart 106 about the Whale in the Trent :frusty:

:crylaugh: Oh dear oh dear my missus fell for the one last year or year before about if cows eat strawberrys you get strawberry milk, if they eat bananas they will get banana milk and so on, she is a hairdresser and she was telling everyone that went in her shop i when she came home and said you know that thing on gmtv was a joke and we all said we knew she was not very impressed at all which was funny!!!!

2bob!

2bob!

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They admitted they made it up. I assume the chain smoking tortise in the Sun is fake aswell

FCUK hope not me and my work mate have fell for it hook line and sinker but to be fair i read about that yesterday!! so might not be but who knows!!!

Raj

Raj

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If you divorce her she'll just pop over to Warwick that little bit more often for some sexy fun time.

>_<

As long as its got your brains Alexander!!!! :P

Phube

Phube

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Think you have confused September with April - just ask Phube!!!

:thumbup:

Raj - that is very funny!!

:giggle:

You're not wrong Stroudy!!! :thumbup:

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