Basingstoke Fox Posted 1 April 2008 Posted 1 April 2008 Today my mate whos 16 played a prank on 3 people saying he got some girl pregnant and the people he told were shitting it like Oh My God! are you getting an abortion how do you know and everything and they were all shcoked and then when he said oh and theres one realy important detail i forgot, April Fools! They were not impressed!!
DBEightyFive Posted 1 April 2008 Posted 1 April 2008 My mate was driving his van down a really thin street with cars parked up, he pranged one of the car's back bumper, stopped and got out to have a look as people were around, he waited for about a minute then started writing on a piece of paper and placed it under the windscreen wiper. To all the people who were watching, it looked like he'd done the honourable thing and left his details....he'd actually just written April Fool and drove off!! I'd be fuming!! So not really an April Fool but funny when he told me.
lavrentis Posted 1 April 2008 Posted 1 April 2008 I told a Derby fan they had been awarded 30 points due to Match fixing for all their home games. Gullable Twat believed me.
Uncle Monty Posted 1 April 2008 Posted 1 April 2008 Why? Knew it wouldn't be yours? If you knew my ex, then u'd be glad if it wasnt urs
ozleicester Posted 2 April 2008 Posted 2 April 2008 Well considering you haven't worked out your stories are shit yet, good call.Wait now I get it... Does it say "DIANA: FOUND LIVING WITH HITLER AND ELVIS"? wow, cool..does it mention how his ankle is?
SystonFox Posted 2 April 2008 Posted 2 April 2008 i stuck selotape to the computer mice in our office so the ball in them wouldnt move. our system went down and one girl came in and got told about the system not working and shouted, "dont give a shit about any system my fooking mouse wont work today!!!" whilst banging it and swirling it round her pad. hilarious. also last year i moved all of a colleagues equipment/kit to another desk, then bubble wrapped everything and stuck labels on it to be delivered to him at our office.
Edmund Posted 31 March 2010 Posted 31 March 2010 One year I lodged an OXO cube in the shower head. My mate wasn't best pleased when he took a shower.
Zingari Posted 31 March 2010 Posted 31 March 2010 One year I lodged an OXO cube in the shower head. My mate wasn't best pleased when he took a shower. well nobody likes being a laughing stock laughing stock , geddit ?
Edmund Posted 31 March 2010 Posted 31 March 2010 well nobody likes being a laughing stock laughing stock , geddit ? I laughed
Houdini Logic Posted 31 March 2010 Posted 31 March 2010 I can tell you the worst - texting your ex girlfirend to say you've been in a bad car crash, waiting for her to call and then shouting 'April Fool!'... ...only to find out her boyfriend's cousin had died in a car crash the day before.
syston_fox Posted 31 March 2010 Posted 31 March 2010 I can tell you the worst - texting your ex girlfirend to say you've been in a bad car crash, waiting for her to call and then shouting 'April Fool!'... ...only to find out her boyfriend's cousin had died in a car crash the day before. To be honest even before finding out about her boyfriends cousin it's a pretty shit thing to do!
Guest Bilo Posted 31 March 2010 Posted 31 March 2010 Daz Liquitabs placed under someone's mattress. Wait for him to sit down and listen for the swearing. Open the bottom of a can of beans and place on bedside table. Wait for him to return it to kitchen and listen for swearing. Clingfilm spread across toilet. Simplicity works. Fact.
Houdini Logic Posted 31 March 2010 Posted 31 March 2010 Put on the national lottery first thing tomorrow using tonights wining numbers. Swap your friend's/wife's/gran's ticket before they get a chance to check it...
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 31 March 2010 Posted 31 March 2010 Me and my firends didn't really do April Fools. When we were all about 13/14 we got our hands on some shit porno and scattered around various gardens on the way to school. That's how intelligent and witty it got.
FoxyPV Posted 31 March 2010 Posted 31 March 2010 Daz Liquitabs placed under someone's mattress. Wait for him to sit down and listen for the swearing. Open the bottom of a can of beans and place on bedside table. Wait for him to return it to kitchen and listen for swearing. Clingfilm spread across toilet. Simplicity works. Fact. Love this one. Replace salt with talc?
Houdini Logic Posted 31 March 2010 Posted 31 March 2010 Love this one. Replace salt with talc? At school we used to unscrew the lid of the salt and the first person to use it would, well, get a plate full of salt...
ozleicester Posted 1 April 2010 Posted 1 April 2010 Its certainly not genius, but was mildly amusing. Going back a few years I was working in a factory. We went to all of the toilets before work started, put a pair of shoes in every stall, (so if people looked under it looked like someone was in there) locked the door and climbed out. For the first 2 hours of the working day, no-one was able to use the toilets well... i said it wasnt genius
Panz Posted 1 April 2010 Posted 1 April 2010 Everybody at my work place has an infra-red mouse for their PC. I'm working the evening shift and just placed a strip of thick tape over the sensor so that when they get in they'll wonder why they can't wake up their machines!
FoxyPV Posted 1 April 2010 Posted 1 April 2010 Everybody at my work place has an infra-red mouse for their PC. I'm working the evening shift and just placed a strip of thick tape over the sensor so that when they get in they'll wonder why they can't wake up their machines! Put a small sqaure of sellotape over the voice bit of their telephones so they can hear what's being said but the other person can't hear them. Or if two hard drives are close to each other swap the keyboard wires so they will type away but it will be on someone else's screen.
Alexikokopops Posted 1 April 2010 Posted 1 April 2010 Ones I've noticed today: The whole of the Wikipedia front page Google Translate Also, there's a 3D button on Google Street View.
Alexikokopops Posted 1 April 2010 Posted 1 April 2010 Plus: Canned Unicorn Meat Labour's new election campaign
Sir Fynwy Posted 1 April 2010 Posted 1 April 2010 Plus: Canned Unicorn Meat Labour's new election campaign Absolute radios one about bull fighting in the UK got some interesting phone calls to the station.
SirBlueFoxington Posted 1 April 2010 Posted 1 April 2010 http://uk.yahoo.com/ Not a bad one by Yahoo, i actually believed it before i realized it was Aprils Fools.
dave_the_fox Posted 1 April 2010 Posted 1 April 2010 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/7541455/Ferrets-key-to-bridging-the-digital-divide-between-cities-and-rural-areas.html
Shrenchel Posted 1 April 2010 Posted 1 April 2010 http://www.burnleyfootballclub.com/page/LatestHeadlines/0,,10413~2011032,00.html
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