The Railway Man Posted 1 April 2015 Posted 1 April 2015 Told one of my staff to ring a customer back, ''a Mr C Lion''. But gave her the number for Chester Zoo instead. Also cellotaped another member of staffs underside of their mouse so the laser part wouldnt work, she rang up IT and they finally caught me out, fun while it lasted! Took a shit in a colleague's desk when she was on her tea break.
Xen Posted 1 April 2015 Posted 1 April 2015 Told one of my staff to ring a customer back, ''a Mr C Lion''. But gave her the number for Chester Zoo instead. Also cellotaped another member of staffs underside of their mouse so the laser part wouldnt work, she rang up IT and they finally caught me out, fun while it lasted! Did the same trick with a sticky note under the mouse of some of the other interns who sit near me at work. One of them figured it out in 20 seconds, but had the other one restarting her pc and all sorts before she twigged Ctrl+alt+down is always a good one if someone leaves their pc unlocked...
kingcarr21 Posted 1 April 2015 Posted 1 April 2015 Did the same trick with a sticky note under the mouse of some of the other interns who sit near me at work. One of them figured it out in 20 seconds, but had the other one restarting her pc and all sorts before she twigged Ctrl+alt+down is always a good one if someone leaves their pc unlocked... OMG i didnt even know you could do that. Im going to be having soooo much fun now
kingcarr21 Posted 1 April 2015 Posted 1 April 2015 We sent the new potwash into the big walk in freezer to look for a box of salmon legs and chicken lips. Also sent him upto the bar for a long stand. The barman was in on it so whenever he had people ask him he would tell them to wait there then come round the back of the kitchen for a fag
AyewJoking Posted 1 April 2015 Posted 1 April 2015 Told one of my staff to ring a customer back, ''a Mr C Lion''. But gave her the number for Chester Zoo instead. Also cellotaped another member of staffs underside of their mouse so the laser part wouldnt work, she rang up IT and they finally caught me out, fun while it lasted! fúck how dumb must you be if you call IT because your mouse isnt working. surely one of the first things you do is turn it over and have a look? hire some new staff!
Guest MattP Posted 1 April 2015 Posted 1 April 2015 The Daily Mirror takes the Daily Express April Fool and runs with it as a serious article http://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/567711/April-Fools-Day-Daily-Mirror-Daily-Express-EU-summer-holidays EAGLE-EYED readers of Express.co.uk may have spotted a not-completely true story on our website today, in the best spirits of April Fools' Day.Despite a track record for completely barmy ideas, this time - fortunately - the EU are NOT looking to make British school holidays 12 weeks long, as we reported today. However, it seems workers at the Daily Mirror were not so awake as the many Express.co.uk readers who spotted the fictitious tale this morning. At just after 9am today, the Daily Mirror published their own version of our made-up story. They even quoted the same fictional characters used to embellish our article, such as Matteo Costa from the entirely made-up European Initiative for Educational Progress and Childhood Wellbeing. The paper's website also posted a link to their article on the Daily Mirror's Twitter account, before the tweet and article were promptly taken down. So, this is for you Daily Mirror… APRIL FOOL!
JIMMYWILLIS Posted 1 April 2015 Posted 1 April 2015 I once did a really poor one which escalated in the office. Basically a really straight and nerdy guy who took himself way too seriously. I put a note on his pc saying it had been corrupted and to call help desk with this reference APR1 1F001 ( or similar combination). He calls and wouldn't do anything til someone came to see his pc. They obviously laughed on arrival and he then escalates to his management line. Basically it ends with him being told to get a sense of humour... It made me and a free othrrs laugh for days but he never forgave me I imagine he is still a humourless ****
MPH Posted 1 April 2015 Posted 1 April 2015 Coffee granules in the shower head. My wife was really impressed with that one
Parafox Posted 1 April 2015 Posted 1 April 2015 OMG i didnt even know you could do that. Im going to be having soooo much fun now Tried that and nothing happened?????
Xen Posted 1 April 2015 Posted 1 April 2015 Tried that and nothing happened????? It should flip the display upside down. Similarly using left, right and up turns it the respective way. If it doesn't work its possibly been disabled by your it department? No idea why it wouldn't work, but I've just tried it and it worked fine on my laptop (2nd monitor was unaffected)
MPH Posted 1 April 2015 Posted 1 April 2015 This would be a great day to unearth that website where you enter two different numbers and it calls them both and they then basically have an argument over who called who,,,,,
DB11 Posted 1 April 2015 Posted 1 April 2015 Doesn't work on my home computer and I've not changed any of the settings
Xen Posted 1 April 2015 Posted 1 April 2015 Doesn't work on my home computer and I've not changed any of the settings Weird, no idea why.
MPH Posted 1 April 2015 Posted 1 April 2015 So my boss has the day off. different people have randomly been texting her saying that inspectors turned up . someone then text her saying they found some irregularities and called in the government who have just turned up ( we are an outpatient department of a local hospital here in North Carolina) I then text her saying our area director has been called, is on his way and he is well angry. She just called the front desk in a panic saying she is on her way in.... we all just called her back laughing down the phone at her. She'll see the funny side. Eventually.
Rincewind Posted 1 April 2015 Posted 1 April 2015 Some weird shit will happen but I forget what it is. Same as the one a few posts above. with the mouse I'd check the battery if it uses one. I have a few that have packed up on me.
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