Jogging

[Manwell Pablo]

My dads a North West Leicestershire running legend, used to be in the paper all the time, founded the local running club. used to do the London Marathon every year, didn't have to get sponsors to do it either as he was quick enough to get in with the elites, I think his best time was around 2:38, my unlce has done it in something stupid like 2:23. They're both obssesed

At the age 54 he's down to just under 4 hours now .

I myself, hate it with a passion. I still do it twice a week on top of football though, As others have said I prefere cycling, unfortuantley running is much better for you. I can run about 2 miles in about 17 -18 minutes now though which I think is impressive .

[Tommy G]

My dads a North West Leicestershire running legend, used to be in the paper all the time, founded the local running club. used to do the London Marathon every year, didn't have to get sponsors to do it either as he was quick enough to get in with the elites, I think his best time was around 2:38, my unlce has done it in something stupid like 2:23. They're both obssesed

At the age 54 he's down to just under 4 hours now .

I myself, hate it with a passion. I still do it twice a week on top of football though, As others have said I prefere cycling, unfortuantley running is much better for you. I can run about 2 miles in about 17 -18 minutes now though which I think is impressive .

That is pretty impressive. You're a smoker too, right? That must hinder you a bit I'd imagine

[Daggers]

I prefer to call it running.

Controlled falling.

[Raj]

I jog.

If i didnt i REALLY would be a fatter cvnt.

[Guest]

I prefer to call it running.

According to my Garmin, I run. Ok, it's a slow run, but it's running.

[Tevez]

There is no motivation for jogging. I tried jogging to Football training but it killed me off, I prefer Cycling especially with an Ipod.

[Fez of Mahrez]

Been again tonight, enjoyed it.

[fox123]

I thought about starting up jogging again, used to go alot when younger (29 now) but I smoke and feer that I would look a nob when stood there in me kit, hands on waist bent over gasping for breath

[Guest]

I thought about starting up jogging again, used to go alot when younger (29 now) but I smoke and feer that I would look a nob when stood there in me kit, hands on waist bent over gasping for breath

You'd only be like that for a few weeks at the most. If you have run/jogged in the past, it is amazing how quickly you'll get back into it.

Besides, you can't look as silly as the women who go out "power walking"

[Manwell Pablo]

That is pretty impressive. You're a smoker too, right? That must hinder you a bit I'd imagine

On and off. When I'm on it's not heavy but yes it doesn't help and thats one of my main motivations to give up.

[The People's Hero]

I actually got genuinely fit twice in two years only to balls it all up straight after the charity runs on both occasions.

I've come to realise I like beer too much.

[Daggers]

Is this the latest craze for young people or something? My bloody park is full of the bastards all of a sudden in their crap lycra sprayed over folds of flesh, shouting at my dog for making them slow down for a nano-second.

In my day we lived much more productive lives, drinking cider and vandalising bus stops.

[The People's Hero]

When I go jogging, it's a bit like how the Manchester United players jog when they warm up.

This is the benchmark for all that is good, for it is declared so in the Thrible.

Let there be Dodds!

And on the Eighth Day (Eight Days a Week.. I lururururururve you) God created Alan Shee han and his bountiful supply of near things.

[Master Fox]

Jogging is the new gay.

[AoWW]

Is this the latest craze for young people or something? My bloody park is full of the bastards all of a sudden in their crap lycra sprayed over folds of flesh, shouting at my dog for making them slow down for a nano-second.

In my day we lived much more productive lives, drinking cider and vandalising bus stops.

This option sounds much more fun.

[Daggers]

Jogging is the new gay.

I'm jogging-curious.

[Master Fox]

I'm jogging-curious.

I'm a Trans-Jogger. I sometimes experiment with sprint roasting

[The People's Hero]

I'm a Trans-Jogger. I sometimes experiment with sprint roasting

[Bellend Sebastian]

I went for a run last night.

A small boy called me 'twatto' as I ran past. I called him 'c**to', without breaking my stride.

This makes me a BIG MAN

[Guest]

I went for a run last night.

A small boy called me 'twatto' as I ran past. I called him 'c**to', without breaking my stride.

This makes me a BIG MAN

Reminds of when I was in training, and I had to run past a group of overweight girls who first of all called me fat, and then shouted they were "lezzohs" and they were going to "av" me.

[Samilktray]

Me and a mate have been meaning to go for a late night jog this week, so far its been an unsuccessful idea.

[lildave3]

Me and a mate have been meaning to go for a late night jog this week, so far its been an unsuccessful idea.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Aren't you about as lazy as me? If so, that's never gonna happen.

[fox123]

You'd only be like that for a few weeks at the most. If you have run/jogged in the past, it is amazing how quickly you'll get back into it.

Besides, you can't look as silly as the women who go out "power walking"

Well the fags have been gone now for nearly 2 weeks and think it's time I get me self out there...

[Raj]

I went jogging past City of Leics School on Monday morning and 4 girls wolf whistled me.

I was actually embaressed and ran faster!!!!

If only they were 20 years old.....

[Samilktray]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Aren't you about as lazy as me? If so, that's never gonna happen.

Well yeah, no actually i'd say your lazier.

But it will happen, the job/walk to get some chips will definetly happen.