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Fez of Mahrez

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By Fez of Mahrez, in General Chat

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GLC

GLC

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James sounds like a bit of a legend and that Jess sounds like a right bitch.

lol jess is a bitch

james is a legend when hes been drinking, most people fight when they get drunk but he thinks that bus stop needs a hat he once spent 2 hours looking for a cone to put on his bus stop :crylaugh:

stez

stez

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my mates status read like this over the day

9.30a.m. james is going to meet jess at the airport

5.30p.m. james is alone jess is a bitch

7.30p.m. james hates his life and his ex

7.31p.m. james added the scrabble application

lol made me laugh alot

well at least he's found something to fill his time now jess has jacked him in. well done james.

The People's Hero

The People's Hero

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Alright in the sack though. So I've uhh, heard.

Ohshi-

She does NOT know what she's lost in James. You don't meet a guy like him everyday....

I might add James on facebook. Someone send me his details. Now.

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General Smuts

General Smuts

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She does NOT know what she's lost in James. You don't meet a guy like him everyday....

I might add James on facebook. Someone send me his details. Now.

Well as James is a friend of the comic that went on stage before Russell Howard i doub't gradel's love child will have his details.

And the cone joke is Russell Howard's too.

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Master Fox

Master Fox

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About half the statii on facebook are soppy as fook.

I like the ones when couples argue and choose it to do it through their statiiiiiiii on facey b.

Waste C*nts

Why would you even bother?

Dr The Singh

Dr The Singh

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Waste C*nts

Why would you even bother?

That's it MF, i'm breaking up with you and i'm going to change my statussssssssiii to single, you watch all those bitches will now come in there drove's for some Singh loving!!!!!

Master Fox

Master Fox

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That's it MF, i'm breaking up with you and i'm going to change my statussssssssiii to single, you watch all those bitches will now come in there drove's for some Singh loving!!!!!

I swear only complete c*nts do this?

People who use it are fcuking retards.

Dr The Singh

Dr The Singh

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I swear only only complete c*nts do this?

People who use it are fcuking retards.

:D Agreed, MF, I hate people that end relationships etc on txt or froums aswell, what's wrong with people!!! :@

Master Fox

Master Fox

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Right i'll give a real life example,

this girl i work with updated her status two days ago to say her hair was like a mullet. She just left for the day as she pointed out that her hair was a little long on the sides making it a mullet and couldnt wait to get it cut. When asked what a mullet actually was, she didn't know. thus proof only dumb c*nts do this

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