What grinds my gears...

[purpleronnie]

Mikey where are you?

Edited 18 July 2011 by purpleronnie

[I am Rod Hull]

Burning agony whilst urinating, bloody kills.

1. Stick it in a mug of bleach.

2. Stir anti clockwise for 90 seconds.

3. Dry out doors until brown.

4. Never invite me round for a coffee.

[The Year Of The Fox]

Anotherofwalshieswomen- what firm were they?

I've just been reading a British Gas leaflet for boiler breakdowns. A fkin rip off firm if there ever was one.

[lcfcadam]

Search toolbar being locked to a search engine other than Google at work. All the others are a complete waste of time, so why make me have to go through the extra step of typing in "google.com" every time I want to search?!

Edited 19 July 2011 by lcfcadam

[Haydos]

A poster with the username of a certain England midfielder continually putting spaces before all his punctuation.

[MikeyT]

People that "like" their own status on Facebook.

[Zingari]

Burning agony whilst urinating, bloody kills.

don't piss on electrical appliances

[AoWW]

Only now getting round to eating my tea as I've been busy with work-stuff all evening. Which means I'm now sat in bed eating it... which surely can't be particularly healthy.

[MikeyT]

Only now getting round to eating my tea as I've been busy with work-stuff all evening. Which means I'm now sat in bed eating it... which surely can't be particularly healthy.

I just have this vision of you sitting in a dressing gown on your bed with a plate of something, like Bridget Jones.

[SOCCERROO FOX]

Wymsey with an STD

[MikeyT]

Burning agony whilst urinating, bloody kills.

How did i miss this post!

Been sticking you pen in a dodgy inkpot?

[KFS]

"Inbox me, I'm bored"

[Wymsey]

Wymsey with an STD

<_<

Kids moaning they're bored during holidays and asking for money.

[Haydos]

<_<

Kids moaning they're bored during holidays and asking for money.

You have kids?!

[Libertine]

You have kids?!

By the sounds of the way he's been shagging around, blatantly.

[Wymsey]

You have kids?!

! Not ready just yet.

Work at the tills at a pharmacy until Friday and had this kid whingeing and getty ratty because his Mother refused to give him money.

Edited 20 July 2011 by Wymeswold fox

[The Doctor]

Waking up with a bloody elbow and not knowing why.

[MikeyT]

Waking up with a bloody elbow and not knowing why.

Unexplained injuries are the best.

[Mee]

Burning agony whilst urinating, bloody kills.

Thats the result of rubbing up and down your bed Wymsey!

[MikeyT]

Thats the result of rubbing up and down your bed Wymsey!

He's speaking from experience Wymsey.

[AoWW]

My inherent laziness.

Right now I'm sitting here thinking I'd like a minion to:

Bring my car in from the street and into the garage

Cook my supernoodles

Pour me a beer

Wash up

Empty the cat's litter tray

Run me a bath

I think that's all... for now.

Edited 21 July 2011 by anotherofwalshieswomen

[MikeyT]

My inherent laziness.

Right now I'm sitting here thinking I'd like a minion to:

Bring my car in from the street and into the garage

Cook my supernoodles

Pour me a beer

Wash up

Empty the cat's litter tray

Run me a bath

I think that's all... for now.

Done

[FoxesAreBlue]

My inherent laziness.

Right now I'm sitting here thinking I'd like a minion to:

Bring my car in from the street and into the garage

Cook my supernoodles

Pour me a beer

Wash up

Empty the cat's litter tray

Run me a bath

I think that's all... for now.

Until recently I played (a poor standard of) football on the god-awful pitch at st margarets pastures, now the inside of my car looks like Blackpool beach (with about the same amount of litter) thanks to the sand off the astro turf

Really need to clean my car - I swear I'm cultivating a new species of rodent in the fast food jungle on the back seat

[MikeyT]

Until recently I played (a poor standard of) football on the god-awful pitch at st margarets pastures, now the inside of my car looks like Blackpool beach (with about the same amount of litter) thanks to the sand off the astro turf

Really need to clean my car - I swear I'm cultivating a new species of rodent in the fast food jungle on the back seat

Haha that made me laugh

Edited 21 July 2011 by MikeyT

[cambridgefox]

My inherent laziness.

Right now I'm sitting here thinking I'd like a minion to:

Bring my car in from the street and into the garage

Cook my supernoodles

Pour me a beer

Wash up

Empty the cat's litter tray

Run me a bath

I think that's all... for now.

You could save time by cooking the supernoodles in beer.(what is it with supernoodles,my wife lives on them)

Doing the washing up in the bath with the cat litter tray