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Gonna have to buy a new laptop because my housemates for year 2 don't like the idea of my 850W PC exploding the electricity bill.

Edited by lavrentis
Posted (edited)

Getting a letter from my college explaining that my yearly bus pass that cost me £75 this year, could increase to £285 next year. :o:blink:

Edited by HEGGSY
Posted

Needing one last line to finish my "another Brick in the wall part 2" parody, and being unable to think of anything.

How about "Blimey missus, you don't get many of those to the pound"?

Posted

How about "Blimey missus, you don't get many of those to the pound"?

Might work.

So far I've got:

We don't need no falkland oil

No heartless bitches in the commons,

Thatcher, leave the milk alone.

Hey! Thatcher! Leave them kids alone.

All in all it's just another **** in whitehall

All in all you're just another, **** in whitehall.

Posted

Might work.

So far I've got:

We don't need no falkland oil

No heartless bitches in the commons,

Thatcher, leave the milk alone.

Hey! Thatcher! Leave them kids alone.

All in all it's just another **** in whitehall

All in all you're just another, **** in whitehall.

You do know that Mrs T hasn't been PM for over 20 years, don't you? :unsure:

Posted (edited)

I do, but Thatcher fits to teacher a lot easier than Cameron.

Might just be able to stretch Blair into teacher though.

edit: **** it, redrafted to "Cameron, leave the poor alone".

Need two new lines at the top then (or Cameron can pick a fight with Argentina again)

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Posted

And that upsets you? :blink:

I think he was just very impressed that he'd managed to work out it was you. Took real powers of deduction, that. :ph34r::whistle:

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making a big batch of bacon and egg sandwiches, getting halfway through the first one and suddenly noticing a weird taste, the bacon had gone off. :sick:

Dry heaving isn't fun.

That sucks, like putting gone off milk in your tea, even worse when it is your last tea bag.

Posted

That sucks, like putting gone off milk in your tea, even worse when it is your last tea bag.

That is a bad, bad feeling. When the tea goes shit coloured but with floating bits of white cheese.

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