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Women.

First of all, a woman decided to sit at the roundabout at Fosse Park whilst the lights were on GREEN and nearly caused a crash or two.

Secondly, some woman was crossing the road behind a parked car and jumped straight out in front of me. My heart skipped a fucking beat, luckily I swerved and she jumped back to the pavement. I stopped and gave her a bollocking and she apologised a million times, fucking idiot.

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Carving fooking pumkins!

Infact Halloween. Been coned into a party and I am told by Mrs H that I have to dress up. Is Elvis scary?

Pumpkins in general. Make me want to heave - even just the smell of them makes me go green. :sick: I think it could have something to do with eating pumpkin pie (and imagining it would be nice) when I was very, very drunk at a party when I was much younger. Never again.

Women.

First of all, a woman decided to sit at the roundabout at Fosse Park whilst the lights were on GREEN and nearly caused a crash or two.

Secondly, some woman was crossing the road behind a parked car and jumped straight out in front of me. My heart skipped a fucking beat, luckily I swerved and she jumped back to the pavement. I stopped and gave her a bollocking and she apologised a million times, fucking idiot.

You're all heart. :P

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That's just his way of saying he shagged her.

Well at least she was still breathing. :whistle:

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Hallowe'en.

Such a shit non-event.

:devil:

In this country it is, when I saw it for the first time in Washington last year, it was a TOTALLY different experience

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19:47?

Friday night?

I know what I'll do - some DIY. I'll bang on my neighbour's wall for an hour and a fucking half.

ARGH!

i had no idea we were neighbours! welcome to the countryside.

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Racists, fook me right off. They fall into the category of ignorantly abusive people which is basically the only thing that'll make me really really angry.

Having been subject to it tonight I really empathize with people who have to put up with it on a regular basis.

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My boss saying I look like Michael Buble... if I looked like him I wouldn't be working, I would be at home with a beautiful woman 24 hours a day lol...

Anyway I finally retaliated tonight and started my own rendition of let me go home I wanna go home half way through service :).

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Every Breath You Take. ;)

People who sing this at karaoke or on 'talent shows' who make it sound all smiley and happy. It's a dark, dark song, essentially about stalking someone, you cretins! :angry:

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Advanced Hair Studio ads featuring Shane Warne.

Stick to what you're good at Shane.

Orgies with young blondes behind his wifes back? lol

My boss saying I look like Michael Buble... if I looked like him I wouldn't be working, I would be at home with a beautiful woman 24 hours a day lol...

Anyway I finally retaliated tonight and started my own rendition of let me go home I wanna go home half way through service :).

No, if you SANG like him you wouldnt be lol

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All reality TV shows, antique shows and house make over shows!!!! :angry:

Same, apart from I'm A celebrity get me out of here!

Grand Designs is alright.

What About DIY SOS? :whistle:

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