What grinds my gears...

[StanSP]

Spiders that get away.

[Finnegan]

This thread can get fucked as of now.

So can being stuck in a jungle in Hong Kong with about 2965289652385 of these:

[BoneDog]

Piss and Chips, I didn't even know they had jungle in Hong Kong!

[Finnegan]

Well obviously not in downtown Kowloon but yeah the areas out of the city are subtropical.

Those spiders are everywhere on Lamma Island.

[chrisfox]

I'm now going run away and soil myself in the corner

[MikeyT]

I'm now going run away and soil myself in the corner

If i was in that room and i saw that thing, all you'd feel is a gust of wind closely followed by a Mike shaped hole in the door.

[The Doctor]

****ing hate spiders, useless ****s who won't stay still for long enough for me to smash them with a golf club.

[Samilktray]

Smashing a spider with a golf club sounds a bit OTT. Not that I believe you go round attempting it.

[Finnegan]

Golf club would be shit for spiders. Too small surface area.

I use the Yellow Pages.

[The Doctor]

Yellow pages isn't long enough for me to squish them from afar.

If the golf club is the first long, stick like thing to hand, that's what get's swung at the spider, If not it's a rolled up newspaper.

On another insect related gripe - moths, winged ****ers coming in through my window and they won't stay still enough away from the lights for me to be able to catch them and throw them back out the window.

And finally, cats - my garden is not your personal toilet, now scram you fluffy ****.

[ajthefox]

when you need definitive answers for an event but people give you a maybe

I NEED an answer either way, stop being so indecisive!!!

[Asha]

I'd just like to point out that I'm not remotely scared of spiders. 'Kinell

And I thought I was the Polly Pocket of the forum.

[BoneDog]

All you spider killers need to repent before it's too late.

Spiders have Grandkids too you know.

Bastards.

[Finnegan]

Having a phobia beyond your control isn't really comparable to constantly acting like a complete wet lettuce, NSLL.

Oh, and you miss the purpose of the Yellow Pages, Al. It's not for hitting it's for throwing!

[SOCCERROO FOX]

You guys are a bunch ladies

[Jackirius]

Rolled up Widen Cricketer gets the job done nicely.

[Samilktray]

Pineapple on Pizza

[The Doctor]

fruit on pizza in general.

It belongs there as much as i belong in a hollywood orgy.

[Narborough_fox]

The corruption at FIBA.

[DB11]

"Be rude not to"

Stupid phrase.

[FoxyPV]

Pineapple on Pizza

fruit on pizza in general.

It belongs there as much as i belong in a hollywood orgy.

Cooked fruit in general

[Parafox]

Cooked fruit in general

What about banana fritters? YUMMMMYYY

Edited 7 April 2011 by Parafox

[AoWW]

Fly swatters are the ultimate spider killer - far greater accuracy than with a newspaper or the Yellow Pages... I know, I've tried just about every spider-annihilation method going. *shudders*

[Finnegan]

Fly swatters are the ultimate spider killer - far greater accuracy than with a newspaper or the Yellow Pages... I know, I've tried just about every spider-annihilation method going. *shudders*

You're kidding? If all you ever kill is a money spider, maybe.

Do you not have house hunting spiders in Norwich? The tarantulas we have here would just eat your flimsy swatter.

My yellow pages has faultless accuracy. The day I fail to kill with it I'll let you know!

[Jackirius]

You're kidding? If all you ever kill is a money spider, maybe.

Do you not have house hunting spiders in Norwich? The tarantulas we have here would just eat your flimsy swatter.

My yellow pages has faultless accuracy. The day I fail to kill with it I'll let you know!

We don't have telephone lines out in Norfolk yet. No need for these here yellow pages.

Edited 7 April 2011 by Jackirius