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Daggers

What grinds my gears...

By Daggers, in General Chat

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FoxyPV

FoxyPV

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Bar staff at my SU - no I don't want ice in my whisky you philistine.

Prententious wankers in any SU who think that the piss whisky they are drinking is some fine vintage.

Fvck up and get some red bull in it.

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The Doctor

The Doctor

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Prententious wankers in any SU who think that the piss whisky they are drinking is some fine vintage.

Fvck up and get some red bull in it.

I never claimed it was fine vintage, it was glenmorangie 12 year. Not my favorite, that's laphroaig but it's hardly the piss that is blended whiskies.

I'd rather piss in it than add red bull. Energy drinks are vile.

ADK

ADK

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We had a whiskey drinker when i was at uni. He was abit older than the rest of us. He had about 30 different whiskeys in his room. He used to give girls a long speech about how cultured it was to drink whiskey and go on about the different types. Then he would get her drunk by asking her to taste most of them etc.

Personally i find they all taste the same, of strong alcohol.

The Doctor

The Doctor

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We had a whiskey drinker when i was at uni. He was abit older than the rest of us. He had about 30 different whiskeys in his room. He used to give girls a long speech about how cultured it was to drink whiskey and go on about the different types. Then he would get her drunk by asking her to taste most of them etc.

Personally i find they all taste the same, of strong alcohol.

Surely rohypnol was cheaper?

Asha

Asha

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When your best mate and you have a massive falling out over some pissy little thing.

On one hand you want things to be right again, but then you have an ego and he completely overreacted anyway.

z-layrex

z-layrex

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When your best mate and you have a massive falling out over some pissy little thing.

On one hand you want things to be right again, but then you have an ego and he completely overreacted anyway.

We have so few really good friends during our lives, some people don't have any. Just try and make up, life really is too short.

Carl the Llama

Carl the Llama

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I love you.

I was looking for that program for ages; all I could remember was the clip where the Paedofinder General executed Banjo, the "paedodog".

:D

Classic character. "Your appeal has been filed... PAEDOPHILED!!" :D

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Leicfox

Leicfox

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Street lights.

I'm all for saving energy but the lighting on the roads at night is getting really bad where I live and it's made worse as everyone wears black and they walk out between cars without looking.

I've had a couple of near misses over the last few days.

The Doctor

The Doctor

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Help is at hand. :)

http://manflu.info/

lol Cheers.

remind me to stop my direct debit to Cancer Research.Yes I know you where probably joking.

Cancer was really a 00's disease, like AID's for the 80's. Now we're into the 10's the big disease is Man-flu - this is a bona-fide fact made up by me.

Captain...

Captain...

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Hotel beds, why do 'luxury' hotels think having really soft beds and lots of huge fvcking pillows is a good thing. I never sleep well in these places, why can't I have an option of a harder mattress and a normal sized pillow a light duvet so I can actually get some fvcking sleep and not wake up with a bad back a stiff neck and sweating (or freezing having thrown off the tog 24 duvet.)

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FoxesAreBlue

FoxesAreBlue

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Hotel beds, why do 'luxury' hotels think having really soft beds and lots of huge fvcking pillows is a good thing. I never sleep well in these places, why can't I have an option of a harder mattress and a normal sized pillow a light duvet so I can actually get some fvcking sleep and not wake up with a bad back a stiff neck and sweating (or freezing having thrown off the tog 24 duvet.)

Great humblebrag

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