What grinds my gears...

[Daggers]

I look stunning in a short skirt.

You'd look pretty stupid in one that wasn't.

[Number 6]

I look stunning in a short skirt.

that's what you think

[lildave3]

You'd look pretty stupid in one that wasn't.

Very, very true.

that's what you think

You would.

[Guest]

I look stunning in a short skirt.

I only look good in sack cloth. And only if it covers me from head to foot.

[Number 6]

Very, very true.

You would.

Well...yeh...but that's only because I'm not fussy.

[lildave3]

I only look good in sack cloth. And only if it covers me from head to foot.

Still, better look than converse.

I really hate those things, have you noticed?

[Daggers]

I only look good in sack cloth.

I believe England are going to look good in the Ashes.

[Guest]

Still, better look than converse.

I really hate those things, have you noticed?

I have spent 30 years wanting Converse.

[stez]

I have spent 30 years wanting Converse.

you out tomorrow? we can converse if you wish?

[Daggers]

I love Converse

[Guest]

you out tomorrow? we can converse if you wish?

We can!! You are the Bees Knees, by all accounts!

[stez]

We can!! You are the Bees Knees, by all accounts!

am i? has my daughter been bigging me up?

[Daggers]

am i? has my daughter been bigging me up?

If she hasn't I'll do a reference for you

[Guest]

am i? has my daughter been bigging me up?

Just a bit! You and her live in a nice house, whilst Mummy lives in a broken house.

A tad harsh, I said, but she'd have nowt to do with it. Her word is gospel!

[stez]

Just a bit! You and her live in a nice house, whilst Mummy lives in a broken house.

A tad harsh, I said, but she'd have nowt to do with it. Her word is gospel!

bless her, but i'd hardly call the shed a 'broken house'

[Katy]

You are not ugly, and you are not fat. And your short skirts were never on the same level as the shocking sights I have had the misfortune to behold. In fact, I was always jealous of how you could look much better in a short skirt than me.

Behave you, it was mutton dressed as lamb and you know it but bless you for saying so, I'm glad I've woken up to the fact that I need to dress more appropriately for my age though. The self pity twins were in full force last night weren't they

Just a bit! You and her live in a nice house, whilst Mummy lives in a broken house.

A tad harsh, I said, but she'd have nowt to do with it. Her word is gospel!

She said I had to move out and live in a broken house and her and dad can live in a nice house. She cried in the car though and said she didn't mean it. Stez is her hero

By the way I got a lovely picture of Ryan and Sam with Ella in the middle whilst they were walking in front of me, I'll show you later. It was a lovely PC friendly photo

[Samilktray]

Lack of trust.

Lack of mutual respect.

Lies.

[Trav Le Bleu]

I love Converse

Got 3 pairs that I mix and match! (Red, green and black)

Cons rule!

And to get the thread on track again, I really hate balloons!

[Daggers]

I hate the way my wife moves my stuff. Wherever I put my stuff is where it should be and there's a mental note that this is where I should go to find it.

Not only that - but this week she has hidden the toothpaste and the shampoo. I found the toothpaste in the afternoon, on the microwave. The shampoo was in her bag and had gone to work with her.

[Number 6]

I hate the way my wife moves my stuff. Wherever I put my stuff is where it should be and there's a mental note that this is where I should go to find it.

Not only that - but this week she has hidden the toothpaste and the shampoo. I found the toothpaste in the afternoon, on the microwave. The shampoo was in her bag and had gone to work with her.

My gf squeezes the toothpaste at the top, annoys me.

[fox123]

My gf squeezes the toothpaste at the top, annoys me.

Full stop

Edited 14 June 2008 by fox123

[lookwhaticando]

My gf squeezes the toothpaste at the top.

Is that a euphemism for something?

[lildave3]

Is that a euphemism for something?

Wahey!

[AoWW]

Alphabeat. They really get (metaphorically!) on my tits. They're always so bloody happy. Nobody has a right to be that happy all the time, it's unnatural.

[lildave3]

Alphabeat. They really get (metaphorically!) on my tits. They're always so bloody happy. Nobody has a right to be that happy all the time, it's unnatural.

That's the band with that aboslute cock of a bloke isn't it.

I agree with you.