What grinds my gears...

[Guest]

Don't forget Abi Titmuss.

I bloody well did, as well. Thanks for reminding us.

[Katy]

I would never forget Abi Titmuss...even if she does make a mess of the kitchen

I really cannot be doing with her at all, I think I mentioned this on here about two odd years ago in a similar grinding of gears thread. Don't go shouting jealousy at me because I'm not, I can appreciate beauty and intelligence in women as a hetrosexual female but by christ she has none of those qualities

[Daggers]

she has none of those qualities

True - but she is built for comfort, cooks and has a nursey uniform.

Growl!

[Corky]

I really cannot be doing with her at all, I think I mentioned this on here about two odd years ago in a similar grinding of gears thread. Don't go shouting jealousy at me because I'm not, I can appreciate beauty and intelligence in women as a hetrosexual female but by christ she has none of those qualities

You have a point to be fair. She is very good-looking but her personality is lacking. And that pie looks under-cooked as well.

[Tommy G]

She's still fit, whether she has personality or not!!

[Katy]

True - but she is built for comfort, cooks and has a nursey uniform.

Growl!

I can cook, have a nursey uniform and am built for comfort but I don't feel the need to parade about like a prossie

Edited 20 June 2008 by Katy

[Daggers]

I can cook, have a nurses uniform and am built for comfort but I don't feel the need to parade about like a prossie

[Katy]

Well that's a first!

[Corky]

I can cook, have a nursey uniform and am built for comfort but I don't feel the need to parade about like a prossie

Have you ever been out with John Leslie though?

[purpleronnie]

I can cook, have a nursey uniform and am built for comfort but I don't feel the need to parade about like a prossie

[Katy]

Have you ever been out with John Leslie though?

Thankfully no, he's a knob. This Morning is so much better with Phillip and Fern.

[Daggers]

Well that's a first!

[Guest]

You have a point to be fair. She is very good-looking but her personality is lacking. And that pie looks under-cooked as well.

I make much better pies. Fact.

[James.]

When people say "RANT OVER" at the end of a weak, half-angry, boring diatribe about how their Mum didn't give them any sweeties or something equally as banal.

Also when people say "FACT" at the end of a sentence containing their opinion. I think they should say OPINION instead. OPINION.

[Corky]

I make much better pies. Fact.

And you support Leicester. I don't think the delightful Miss Titmuss does (though I may be wrong)?

[Guest]

Also when people say "FACT" at the end of a sentence containing their opinion. I think they should say OPINION instead. OPINION.

When it comes to my pies, they are the best.

And you support Leicester. I don't think the delightful Miss Titmuss does (though I may be wrong)?

No she doesn't. God, I feel good!!

[Corky]

No she doesn't. God, I feel good!!

That is a shame. I can't discuss moving the Family Stand and the Kop around or if Nigel Pearson will do well at our club with her.

[Guest]

That is a shame. I can't discuss moving the Family Stand and the Kop around or if Nigel Pearson will do well at our club with her.

She would probably be happy to be videoed doing whatever it is you wish, if that's any help?

[Corky]

She would probably be happy to be videoed doing whatever it is you wish, if that's any help?

Has she done something like that before then? I wouldn't have thought she was the type.

[Jay]

I don't know all this talk of Grantham and I miss out on it all!!!

home to such great things as....

actually I'm pretty stuck on that one how about the Spitting Image puppet of Margret Thatcher, HQ of Bomber Harris during the Dambusters raids, the team where Martin o'Neil first dipped his toe in management, 2 of the most hit bridges in England and according to Wiki Des Lynham lived here while shagging some women on the side a few years ago although I can't remember seeing him in Morrisons at any point!!!

[stez]

I don't know all this talk of Grantham and I miss out on it all!!!

home to such great things as....

actually I'm pretty stuck on that one how about the Spitting Image puppet of Margret Thatcher, HQ of Bomber Harris during the Dambusters raids, the team where Martin o'Neil first dipped his toe in management, 2 of the most hit bridges in England and according to Wiki Des Lynham lived here while shagging some women on the side a few years ago although I can't remember seeing him in Morrisons at any point!!!

he went in safeways (sainsburys)

and, of course, the home of the dozy parkers

Edited 20 June 2008 by stez

[Jay]

he went in safeways (sainsburys)

and, of course, the home of the dozy parkers

should have worked that out really Des is never a Morrisons man!!!

Edited 20 June 2008 by Jay

[Daggers]

When it comes to my pies, they are the best.

That remains to be seen.

The proof of the pie, as they say, is in the eating.

[Daggers]

Oh - and James has been very angry today.

Fact.

[Guest]

That remains to be seen.

The proof of the pie, as they say, is in the eating.

I thought that was puddings?