Libertine Posted 14 May 2009 Posted 14 May 2009 Wrong, unless your dreams also include Tilley. Fuckoffffffffffff. Lady Gaga was a better shag.
Asha Posted 14 May 2009 Posted 14 May 2009 I don't know if you're joking or not. I've studied Freud in Psychology and it's the kinda shit he would come out with It's definately what he said. All kind of playing (playing instruments also), sliding, slipping and breaking branches are symbols of masturbation. The teeth falling out and extraction of them are symbols of castration as a punishment for masturbating (castration's complex). He pretty much thinks everything relates to sex in some way though. Freud's approach to dreams Quite interesting...anyone ever dreamed about daggers? Symbol of erection.
lavrentis Posted 14 May 2009 Posted 14 May 2009 Worst thing that happens to me is i wake up in the night and i carnt move its like im paralyzed and struggle too breathe then i just go bacl sleep youste to happen loads not as much now but its fooking dirt. Sleep paralysis?
samlcfc Posted 14 May 2009 Posted 14 May 2009 Worst thing that happens to me is i wake up in the night and i carnt move its like im paralyzed and struggle too breathe then i just go bacl sleep youste to happen loads not as much now but its fooking dirt. i had that the other week. I woke up and couldnt move for shit , i had like 1 eye half open and was looking around awake but could not move any part of my body. didnt know what was going on until i finally managed to move
General Smuts Posted 14 May 2009 Posted 14 May 2009 I dreamt of Chris Powell last night. I woke up and the bed was moist.
Granno Posted 14 May 2009 Posted 14 May 2009 I dreamt of Chris Powell last night.I woke up and the bed was moist. Thought I was the only one who this happened to.
General Smuts Posted 14 May 2009 Posted 14 May 2009 Thought I was the only one who this happened to. Why do birds suddenly appear when Chris Powell, he appears?
Libertine Posted 18 May 2009 Posted 18 May 2009 I'm loving these sex dreams, but it's really annoying when you wake up. I was saying to myself, within the dream, like "Huzzah! For once it's not a dream! Waheyyyyyy" Then a few minutes after I woke up, I realised....
Fosse Boy Posted 19 May 2009 Posted 19 May 2009 I'm loving these sex dreams, but it's really annoying when you wake up. I was saying to myself, within the dream, like "Huzzah! For once it's not a dream! Waheyyyyyy"Then a few minutes after I woke up, I realised.... Great sex noises. What was her reaction?
Fox92 Posted 19 May 2009 Posted 19 May 2009 I have a few wierd dreams. The most notable includes. Jamie Carragher was prime minister. I was hired as his assistant. But, we didn't live at 10 downing street, We lived in a lighthouse smack bang on the docks - Actually, I think it was Hull docks. For some reason, I was walking up the stairs of the lighthouse and it collapsed. Then I woke up. Dopey, eh?
Libertine Posted 19 May 2009 Posted 19 May 2009 Great sex noises. What was her reaction? Nah I was just saying that in my head.
StanSP Posted 19 May 2009 Posted 19 May 2009 I have a few wierd dreams. The most notable includes.Jamie Carragher was prime minister. I was hired as his assistant. But, we didn't live at 10 downing street, We lived in a lighthouse smack bang on the docks - Actually, I think it was Hull docks. For some reason, I was walking up the stairs of the lighthouse and it collapsed. Then I woke up. Dopey, eh? Man that is weird. You're not Alvaro Arbeloa are you? Carragher made the lighthouse collapse
Libertine Posted 4 June 2009 Posted 4 June 2009 Right... I was with Elliot and Keith from Scrubs and were having sex in all these random places, culminating in my neighbours back garden where Dr. Cox seemed to live for some reason. Afterwards, we all moved onto the driveway at the side of my house and got our sleeping bags out when came across an unmasked Buckethead, who kind of looked like Bret from FotC, playing acoustic guitar. After this, Elliot's phone rang which for some reason played 'Funky Town'. Then my bitch of a mother woke me up.
StanSP Posted 4 June 2009 Posted 4 June 2009 Right...I was with Elliot and Keith from Scrubs and were having sex in all these random places, culminating in my neighbours back garden where Dr. Cox seemed to live for some reason. Afterwards, we all moved onto the driveway at the side of my house and got our sleeping bags out when came across an unmasked Buckethead, who kind of looked like Bret from FotC, playing acoustic guitar. After this, Elliot's phone rang which for some reason played 'Funky Town'. Then my bitch of a mother woke me up. I think, and it's only a tiny little thought, that you may watch too much Scrubs...
samlcfc Posted 4 June 2009 Posted 4 June 2009 I think, and it's only a tiny little thought, that you may watch too much Scrubs... you can never watch to much scrubs
Simi Posted 4 June 2009 Posted 4 June 2009 I dreamt last night about poker. Turns out I made a great call with 99 vs AK. I'm awesome.
The Blur Posted 4 June 2009 Posted 4 June 2009 I dreamt last night about poker. Turns out I made a great call with 99 vs AK. I'm awesome. How is that a bad dream?
DANGEROUS TIGER Posted 14 July 2009 Posted 14 July 2009 Of late I have been having violent dreams, where I end up fighting. I have kicked my other half black and blue, and have fallen out of bed on numerous occasions. Last time I fell out, I cut my knee on a radiator.
StanSP Posted 14 July 2009 Posted 14 July 2009 Had a dream about my results day. Opened the letter and there weren't any grades. There was just an average score of everything which made it really confusing, as we weren't told about it all. Did not like it at all.
BoneDog Posted 14 July 2009 Posted 14 July 2009 I dreamt last night about poker. Turns out I made a great call with 99 vs AK. I'm awesome. I dream about poker constant now. I didn't mind at first, but now it is definately bad. As soon as I close my eyes i see cards turning over, then a flop, turn and river. Then it starts over again non-stop. Each hand seems to take about 15 seconds. I see thousands every night and I just need it to stop! I should have a break from internet poker but can't do it. I want the days back where I dream of walking round estates with a bat, then getting chased and stealing a lorry to get away only to find that the gears don't work when I go uphill.
Guest Posted 9 September 2009 Posted 9 September 2009 I had a particularly bad night last night. Every sound, every car that drove past disturbed me. Because of that, I barely got out of "doze mode" which lead to some bizarre dreams, the cream of the crop being the one where Stephen Hawking came to my house to play Singstar.
Katy Posted 9 September 2009 Posted 9 September 2009 My dream last night consisted of C-Man, Tommeh, Barbara Windsor and a baby that could talk
C-man Posted 9 September 2009 Posted 9 September 2009 My dream last night consisted of C-Man, Tommeh, Barbara Windsor and a baby that could talk Nice, who/what was I doing? I once had a dream that I was in Faliraki with Micah Richards. The guy is animal.
Katy Posted 9 September 2009 Posted 9 September 2009 Nice, who/what was I doing?I once had a dream that I was in Faliraki with Micah Richards. The guy is animal. It's hard to explain but you were just in it if you know what I mean. I think we were in Sheffield or something but Tom was going out with Babs, I remember that bit . I think I was looking after the baby as well and it kept talking to me, it was most odd. I'm reckoning that all this came about because yesterday, you and Tom were talking about Freshers Week, it was Roma's birthday and I caught two seconds of Eastenders last night. Dreams are insane.
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