Asha Posted 5 July 2008 Posted 5 July 2008 What would it be? What's the worst possible thing to say as a chat-up line? Speaking from personal experience, I once opened with the question 'Do you like mouthwash?' Don't ask, it was the first thing entering my mind.
Sods Posted 5 July 2008 Posted 5 July 2008 If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH BOY!
Lovejoy Posted 5 July 2008 Posted 5 July 2008 I once tried "hey aren't your legs tired, they've been running through my mind all night!" It worked, but is still awful.
Durnerz Posted 5 July 2008 Posted 5 July 2008 A girl tried that line off Max and Paddy on me.... Girl: Pick a number between one and ten. Me: 7. Girl: You lose, take your top off! She got nothing.
Unabomber Posted 5 July 2008 Posted 5 July 2008 I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bedrock. Works everytime
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 5 July 2008 Posted 5 July 2008 -Are those space pants? I ask because your arse is out of this world! -Are you an electrician? When you came into the room tonight you let off a certain spark. And they say romance is dead.
Ozwin Posted 5 July 2008 Posted 5 July 2008 A girl tried that line off Max and Paddy on me....Girl: Pick a number between one and ten. Me: 7. Girl: You lose, take your top off! She got nothing. That one cracks me up everytime.
Fox You Forest Posted 5 July 2008 Posted 5 July 2008 Wanna play house? You be the front door and ill bang you all night long.
Lillehamring Posted 5 July 2008 Posted 5 July 2008 i was sitting at the bar in a pub where i used to work, and the gay friend of one of the barmaids came in and he says to me: "ooh, have you been working out."
Ozwin Posted 5 July 2008 Posted 5 July 2008 Did you pop a cap in hiss ass? No sexual innuendo intended.
Asha Posted 5 July 2008 Author Posted 5 July 2008 For Blackpool girls... Free ride on 'the big one', anyone? No wait, that was shite.
Lovejoy Posted 5 July 2008 Posted 5 July 2008 Free ride on the big dipper, anyone?No wait, that was shite. Get your coat mate .
Asha Posted 6 July 2008 Author Posted 6 July 2008 Get your coat mate . What about the updated version?
Mr Happy Posted 6 July 2008 Posted 6 July 2008 I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I can make your bedrock.Works everytime Only one thing to say to this... Yabba Dabba Don't
MikeyT Posted 6 July 2008 Posted 6 July 2008 What would it be? What's the worst possible thing to say as a chat-up line?Speaking from personal experience, I once opened with the question 'Do you like mouthwash?' Don't ask, it was the first thing entering my mind. Hahahahaha! Why?
MikeyT Posted 6 July 2008 Posted 6 July 2008 Just seen these: When they made the alphabet they should have put U and I together. How was heaven when you left. Is your dad an alien because their is nothing else like you in this world! Do you believe in helping the homeless? [if yes] Take me home with you. The only thing I want between our relationship is latex! Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no. "You look like my first wife" "Really? How many times have you been married?" "Oh I'm still a bachelor" "I know why Soloman had 600 wives, because he never found you." Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes! You look like the type of guy/girl who's heard every line in the book...so what's one more? Is it hot in here or is it you? Screw me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me don't you? Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk. Hi, I'm not trying to pressure you, I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; and by the way, you have my consent. As she's leaving.......Hey aren't you forgetting something? She: What? Me! Didn't I used to always pull on your ponytail in grammar school? What's your favourite colour? I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? Excuse me, do you mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams. If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? I'm not looking for a relationship, I'm looking for an experience. Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes. If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in? Do you sleep on your stomach? If not, can I? I know milk does a body good, but DAMN...How much have you been drinking? Are you free tonight, or will it cost me? I like maths. You want to go to my room, add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply? I'm new in town, could I have directions to your apartment. If you were a pair of pants I'd wear you out!! I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you. Do you believe in love at first sight...or do I have to walk by again? "I want to check your shirt label to see if you were made in heaven." If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning. I was just curious? Are you as good as all the guys say you are? I'm a great swimmer can I demonstrate the breast stroke
James. Posted 6 July 2008 Posted 6 July 2008 One of my mates was dancing with a girl in a club once and gently whispered in her ear "It feels like an explosion in my pants"... things went downhill from there.
AmericanScott Posted 6 July 2008 Posted 6 July 2008 Make a bet with a girl saying "I bet you a quid that i can't touch your boobs" Then grab one of her knockers. She'll most likely reply "well, you owe me a quid then" all you say is "Best quid ever spent!"
SamL Posted 6 July 2008 Posted 6 July 2008 Do you post on Foxestalk? Somebody could have told me not to use that one before. It must be why I haven't pulled for a while.
Zingari Posted 6 July 2008 Posted 6 July 2008 winning the lottery jackpot has caused me nothing but misery
the_bowman Posted 6 July 2008 Posted 6 July 2008 - The Name's Bond - James Bond? - No, UniBond, and I'm here to fill your crack
Durnerz Posted 6 July 2008 Posted 6 July 2008 - The Name's Bond- James Bond? - No, UniBond, and I'm here to fill your crack
Ashley Posted 6 July 2008 Posted 6 July 2008 Your in luck, i'm going ugly early. From eight out of ten cats?
Unabomber Posted 6 July 2008 Posted 6 July 2008 - The Name's Bond- James Bond? - No, UniBond, and I'm here to fill your crack Winner
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