The People's Hero Posted 8 July 2008 Posted 8 July 2008 Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at. Tally-Ho!
Dr The Singh Posted 8 July 2008 Posted 8 July 2008 Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at. Tally-Ho! If you get a chance......................
The People's Hero Posted 8 July 2008 Author Posted 8 July 2008 Both make you look gay. Sex? With a woman? Gay? Now you bleedin' tell me.
Orkneyfox Posted 8 July 2008 Posted 8 July 2008 Why didn't someone tell me I needed a partner? That might have prevented the RSI
Asha Posted 8 July 2008 Posted 8 July 2008 Sex? With a woman?Gay? Now you bleedin' tell me. Who mentioned a woman? I thought you were combining golf with sex and using the driver as a dildo.
Master Fox Posted 8 July 2008 Posted 8 July 2008 Being shit at golf and playing 18 holes is fooking horrible, where as.....
lookwhaticando Posted 8 July 2008 Posted 8 July 2008 Who mentioned a woman?I thought you were combining golf with sex and using the driver as a dildo. That's a bizarre train of thought there. I've got a feeling you've got something on your mind. Don't worry, we won't judge you...
The People's Hero Posted 9 July 2008 Author Posted 9 July 2008 You can't beat practising your grip on the shaft. Speaking of which, can I borrow your clubs?
Daggers Posted 9 July 2008 Posted 9 July 2008 Speaking of which, can I borrow your clubs? Do you want the ball scrubber?
The People's Hero Posted 9 July 2008 Author Posted 9 July 2008 Do you want the ball scrubber? You KNOW I want the ball scrubber. Oh and your balls.
Ric Flair Posted 9 July 2008 Posted 9 July 2008 Its all about balls & holes. And Tee's and bags. Teabagging.
The People's Hero Posted 9 July 2008 Author Posted 9 July 2008 And Tee's and bags.Teabagging. Bingo. Gutter in 16 posts. Next subject - leopards.
Ric Flair Posted 9 July 2008 Posted 9 July 2008 Bingo. Gutter in 16 posts.Next subject - leopards. Shephards and Sex with sheep.
MC Prussian Posted 9 July 2008 Posted 9 July 2008 Funny nobody has mentioned sex in a Golf yet. Various variations possible: Sex in Golf. Sex on Golf. Sex against Golf. Sex versus Golf. Sex, Golf and Tresor Kandol.
The People's Hero Posted 9 July 2008 Author Posted 9 July 2008 Old flames can't hold a kandol to you.
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