Cat Burger Posted 15 June 2009 Posted 15 June 2009 Who actually were all Serbian, brought in reinforcments in a tranny van via the airport at half time and were the luckiest ****ers ever to grace Gods earth.More enjoyable being in a close 9-7 I think it ended up then dicking someone 14-1 like last week however. Yeah it weren't bad fun. We were a bit thick when we had Maybes and Ross, who are well over 6 foot, and then it would be me or you marking Zigic up front
Tevez Posted 15 June 2009 Author Posted 15 June 2009 Maybes, Cat Burger and Tom etc... There could be a tournament with our team, Scott Sileby (who maybes knows) and the team that has just won Leisure Leagues... Could be big money if you fancy it! I was seeing if you fancied it, could fit Berts team in aswell! Would be a good tourn.
General Smuts Posted 16 June 2009 Posted 16 June 2009 See facebook status for details.Ow. I need to lie down. In the shower. I am sunburnt. That is painful. My legs are still in agony from Satdee. I can barely walk. I've been down the pub to watch the Under 21's. I've had a couple of pints. I'm phoned up to play football. I agree cos im a twat. These are all mistakes. Bit tipsy and not walking very well i roll up to the footie. I'm late as well and it's 2-1 when i get on and lovely and sunny. 2 minutes later the heavens open with the kind of rain you only see in David Attenborough jungle programmes. Then the Thunder and Lightning starts. Oh joy. Either way the other team bottled it in the rain and we ended up winning 17-2, I bagged a brace and set up 7. Fun game actually. Then cam home time. The missus rolls up in her brand new Micra and I’m soaked. No chance I’m getting in that with me balls in tact. So without any trainers I start the run home, in the rain and thunder and lightning up a mile long hill, in blades. Walking is now even harder. Ow.
Manwell Pablo Posted 16 June 2009 Posted 16 June 2009 I am sunburnt. That is painful. My legs are still in agony from Satdee. I can barely walk.I've been down the pub to watch the Under 21's. I've had a couple of pints. I'm phoned up to play football. I agree cos im a twat. These are all mistakes. Bit tipsy and not walking very well i roll up to the footie. I'm late as well and it's 2-1 when i get on and lovely and sunny. 2 minutes later the heavens open with the kind of rain you only see in David Attenborough jungle programmes. Then the Thunder and Lightning starts. Oh joy. Either way the other team bottled it in the rain and we ended up winning 17-2, I bagged a brace and set up 7. Fun game actually. Then cam home time. The missus rolls up in her brand new Micra and I’m soaked. No chance I’m getting in that with me balls in tact. So without any trainers I start the run home, in the rain and thunder and lightning up a mile long hill, in blades. Walking is now even harder. Ow. That is a story and a half. I'm still aching like a twat as well, I don't think playing Sunday night helped the issue. (won 7-2 scored 2 ben scored pen happy dayz)
Lamby Posted 22 June 2009 Posted 22 June 2009 Got my debuet in goal in a relegation clash at Goals tonight, well I assume I still am as I aint spoken to the guy in charge since Saturday. Its a 9:45pm k/o, are we playing in fooking Spain or something with that late k/o
David Guiza Posted 22 June 2009 Posted 22 June 2009 0-0 Yesterday at Loughbrough Uni 2wins 2loses and 1draw from the first 5 .
dandannieldanok Posted 22 June 2009 Posted 22 June 2009 Amazingly we won a game convincingly, shame we left it right until the end of the season, 4-0.
Lamby Posted 22 June 2009 Posted 22 June 2009 I have soo many injuries atm but still putting myself into play as its a relegation battle I have a broken knuckle, both my knees hurt like fook, my shoulders kill and my hernia area still has no feeling around there. Time to dose up with painkillers
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 22 June 2009 Posted 22 June 2009 Big game Wednesday against Spag Chariots. How do you tell someone they're not as good as they think they are? We've got one lad who just stands up front all game, so far we've played 5 games and he's scored none, I've told him he needs to put a shift in and he just said "ME!?!?!?" I've told him time and time again about what he needs to do but he never takes notice and is useless. Doesn't run around, or use his pace at all (and tbf he's lightning) and is always reluctant to pass. He contributes nothing. Think a bollocking might be in order but don't want to overstep the mark.
dandannieldanok Posted 22 June 2009 Posted 22 June 2009 Big game Wednesday against Spag Chariots.How do you tell someone they're not as good as they think they are? We've got one lad who just stands up front all game, so far we've played 5 games and he's scored none, I've told him he needs to put a shift in and he just said "ME!?!?!?" I've told him time and time again about what he needs to do but he never takes notice and is useless. Doesn't run around, or use his pace at all (and tbf he's lightning) and is always reluctant to pass. He contributes nothing. Think a bollocking might be in order but don't want to overstep the mark. If you've got enough players leave him out the starting line-up, if you haven't then you're buggered.
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 22 June 2009 Posted 22 June 2009 If you've got enough players leave him out the starting line-up, if you haven't then you're buggered. We've got enough, but I never want to shout at someone or bollock someone considering it's only 5 a side, and he'd get the arse if he's left out, he thinks he's our best player.
Lamby Posted 22 June 2009 Posted 22 June 2009 You just shout at him "What the fook do you think you are doing? Are you fooking related to Emile Heskey or something? Do you even know what goal hanging is? Do something or you're dropped from the team until you deserve a place again" I dont even know the name of my team
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 22 June 2009 Posted 22 June 2009 I'm good mates with him though, I'll just have to say that it's all about football and it's nothing personal.
dandannieldanok Posted 22 June 2009 Posted 22 June 2009 I hate lazy teammates, especially with me being a goalie and if people don't bother to get back. Fortunately in our team, although we're not very good, everyone gives 100%. I'm good mates with him though, I'll just have to say that it's all about football and it's nothing personal. Probably the best thing, if he's a decent lad he'll accept it.
Tommeh Posted 22 June 2009 Posted 22 June 2009 Got our own back on them Serbs from last week winning 8-3, best performance in weeks. The usual hat trick from the kid.
Lamby Posted 22 June 2009 Posted 22 June 2009 I was the unsed sub The ref only allowed 3 people as subs, and I went really in proper footy playing stuff, I was wearing jeans The team were already relegated before they even started, but got the first win tonight, was 5-2
Lamby Posted 23 June 2009 Posted 23 June 2009 Anyone know what happens in this situation: Our league have played 12 games, and the team have been relegated, but the leauge below have only played 5 games, so what happens now?
General Smuts Posted 24 June 2009 Posted 24 June 2009 Played in the same team as Paul Parker and Justin from Hollyoaks on monday. Paul Parker stood on my foot and has bruised me a treat. Scored a lovely half volley and helped the celeb XI to a comfortable 9-3 victory. I've taken a step up to the men's league from the Student league as there aren't any students about over the summer. Quite funny really.
Maybes Posted 24 June 2009 Posted 24 June 2009 Got our own back on them Serbs from last week winning 9-3, best performance in weeks.The usual hat trick from the kid. Edited accordingly. We did play some lovely football.
Tomassi Posted 24 June 2009 Posted 24 June 2009 Got our own back on them Serbs from last week winning 8-3, best performance in weeks.The usual hat trick from the kid. You scoring the goals takes the pressure off me, keep it up kid!! great team performance, the side is well balanced now!
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 24 June 2009 Posted 24 June 2009 Leaving in a few minutes, big game tonight.
CosbehFox Posted 24 June 2009 Posted 24 June 2009 Big game Wednesday against Spag Chariots.How do you tell someone they're not as good as they think they are? We've got one lad who just stands up front all game, so far we've played 5 games and he's scored none, I've told him he needs to put a shift in and he just said "ME!?!?!?" I've told him time and time again about what he needs to do but he never takes notice and is useless. Doesn't run around, or use his pace at all (and tbf he's lightning) and is always reluctant to pass. He contributes nothing. Think a bollocking might be in order but don't want to overstep the mark. He'll know he's not doing well. Dropping required.
Miquel The Work Geordie Posted 24 June 2009 Posted 24 June 2009 Won 2-0, but the lad I was on about has done something nasty to his knee. Really not looking good for him.
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