AoWW Posted 18 September 2008 Posted 18 September 2008 Well, I can run preeettty quickly.... As soon as I saw Big Gibbo's comment I thought, "I bet Tabou replies to that." Sooooo predictable!
Tabou Posted 18 September 2008 Posted 18 September 2008 As soon as I saw Big Gibbo's comment I thought, "I bet Tabou replies to that." Sooooo predictable! Just living up to the Stereotype AOWW....
BigGibbo Posted 18 September 2008 Posted 18 September 2008 Well, I can run preeettty quickly.... I seen that one coming Tabou & more importantly I'll see you coming!
Tabou Posted 18 September 2008 Posted 18 September 2008 I seen that one coming Tabou & more importantly I'll see you coming! I assure you Gibbo sir, nobody will be seeing anybody 'Coming'.
Master Fox Posted 18 September 2008 Posted 18 September 2008 Some c unt sent me this on email today. C unts
BigGibbo Posted 18 September 2008 Posted 18 September 2008 I assure you Gibbo sir, nobody will be seeing anybody 'Coming'. (If you're wondering why I'm only using a selection of 3 swag emoticons its because my internets shafted & I can't open half the links including emoticons!)
The Stig Posted 18 September 2008 Posted 18 September 2008 I'm man enough to admit, I would run. I wouldn't have stopped by now. I was sitting in my chair in the lounge today and got up to get the computer. I looked behind me and this massive fecker ran down the back cushion. If I'd been on that chair five seconds longet that horrible thing would have crawled on to my shoulder. I HATE spiders.
James. Posted 18 September 2008 Posted 18 September 2008 I'm not afraid to admit that I check my bed every night before getting in it. One day one of those f**kers will be there. I know it.
The Reverend Posted 18 September 2008 Posted 18 September 2008 (If you're wondering why I'm only using a selection of 3 swag emoticons its because my internets shafted & I can't open half the links including emoticons!) Yeah, i was wondering actually, i didnt think you'd mentioned it before lol I'm not afraid to admit that I check my bed every night before getting in it. One day one of those f**kers will be there. I know it. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
MC Prussian Posted 18 September 2008 Posted 18 September 2008 Yeah, i was wondering actually, i didnt think you'd mentioned it before HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Shhh... What's that thing behind you there in the corner??? Rev?? REV???
lavrentis Posted 18 September 2008 Posted 18 September 2008 Oh dear. One of them small ones is enough to scare me.
The People's Hero Posted 18 September 2008 Posted 18 September 2008 When I got in to my car this morning, there was a fairly large spider with a massive web. I chucked him out. This evening I found another two (similar looking) in there. I might sell the car.
BigGibbo Posted 18 September 2008 Posted 18 September 2008 When I got in to my car this morning, there was a fairly large spider with a massive web. I chucked him out.This evening I found another two (similar looking) in there. I might sell the car. Sounds like there might be a bit of nestage going on!
The People's Hero Posted 18 September 2008 Posted 18 September 2008 I took out the chap's web!! Seriously though, I dunno what plants they are near my parking space but these spiders (funny looking creatures) obviously love this plant. There are webs everywhere and I've seen upwards of twenty of them over these plants before. I don't mind spiders that much, but the thought of them living and multiplying in my car is horrible.
BigGibbo Posted 18 September 2008 Posted 18 September 2008 I don't mind spiders that much, but the thought of them living and multiplying in my car is horrible. Forget that for a lark I'd trade the car in. Its not that I'm scared of spiders it just the suspense that gets me, knowing one could just run onto you at any moment!
The People's Hero Posted 18 September 2008 Posted 18 September 2008 I remember as well when we first moved in to this flat... my girlfriend ALWAYS asks me to get rid of spiders/daddy long legs/moths whatever. It's usually moths and with a bit of encouragement, a window opened and all lights turned off, they can usually be persuaded out. One time though she told me she'd seen a spider in the lounge run under the sofa and could I move it. I moved the sofa and there were two at least I saw. One was quite big. It scuttled under a newspaper. I picked the newspaper up and couldn't see the spider. It took me a few seconds to realise that it must be in the newspaper in my hand. I'm not ashamed to admit that I threw the newspaper out of the window. Worse though was when we had a massive stag beetle living under the damp garage door in my old house - it was HUGE.
BigGibbo Posted 18 September 2008 Posted 18 September 2008 Worse though was when we had a massive stag beetle living under the damp garage door in my old house - it was HUGE. Thats nothing mate my old dear had a bird eating zebra spider that she fed crickets & one night she dropped the box of crickets, half a dozen or more of the bastards bouncing everywhere, she only found a few of them the rest hid around the house waiting to pounce on an unsuspecting me. Makes my skin crawl thinking about it.
The People's Hero Posted 18 September 2008 Posted 18 September 2008 bird eating zebra spider that she fed crickets 1) Is it a zebra or a spider? 2) It eats birds, not crickets. It must have been well hacked off with that.
Brainy Posted 18 September 2008 Posted 18 September 2008 In the past year I seem to have had a problem with spiders. Mostly at night, sometimes in bed, if I ever look up to the ceiling I might see a large spider. Eventually that spider will suddenly fall, and I won't be able to find it. The first time this happened, it was a harvest spider and it would have landed ON my bed, so I was half asleep and looking around and couldn't find anything. The other week I noticed one of them little spiders who tend to make webs accross your bedroom or just live in the corner of the room. This time it was on my curtains and it's eyes were HUGE. It actually looked unreal (possibly because I was imagining it again) but I tried getting it off the curtain, and it just disappeared. There was also a time where I was walking around my room at midnight, and noticed a giant spider next to my bare foot. I was gone for about 20 seconds looking for something to trap it with, but in that time it had ran off. So I sat on my bed, shitting myself, looked up at the curtain and there was another huge one on that. I was so confused.
The People's Hero Posted 18 September 2008 Posted 18 September 2008 In the past year I seem to have had a problem with spiders. Mostly at night, sometimes in bed, if I ever look up to the ceiling I might see a large spider. Eventually that spider will suddenly fall, and I won't be able to find it. The first time this happened, it was a harvest spider and it would have landed ON my bed, so I was half asleep and looking around and couldn't find anything. The other week I noticed one of them little spiders who tend to make webs accross your bedroom or just live in the corner of the room. This time it was on my curtains and it's eyes were HUGE. It actually looked unreal (possibly because I was imagining it again) but I tried getting it off the curtain, and it just disappeared. There was also a time where I was walking around my room at midnight, and noticed a giant spider next to my bare foot. I was gone for about 20 seconds looking for something to trap it with, but in that time it had ran off. So I sat on my bed, shitting myself, looked up at the curtain and there was another huge one on that. I was so confused. I reckon you might be seeing things. I've had to stop hanging my dressing gown on my door because I kept thinking it was a person standing in the doorway, when I woke up in the night.
Bert Posted 18 September 2008 Posted 18 September 2008 There was a dead pigeon outside my work today. It was not nice.
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