Alexikokopops Posted 20 October 2008 Posted 20 October 2008 After four years of student scrounging it's my first proper payday on Friday. Then I can finally start calling all students tax dodging scum. Coke and hookers are on me!
Dr The Singh Posted 20 October 2008 Posted 20 October 2008 After four years of student scrounging it's my first proper payday on Friday. Then I can finally start calling all students tax dodging scum. Coke and hookers are on me! Tell me where and when, me wants some!!!!
Jay Posted 20 October 2008 Posted 20 October 2008 After four years of student scrounging it's my first proper payday on Friday. Then I can finally start calling all students tax dodging scum. Coke and hookers are on me! Is this when you start to cry when looking in the deductions column on your payslip!!!
The People's Hero Posted 20 October 2008 Posted 20 October 2008 Is this when you start to cry when looking in the deductions column on your payslip!!! Never ever look at your payslip. And certainly don't look at anyone else's <_<
Finnegan Posted 20 October 2008 Posted 20 October 2008 Never ever look at your payslip.And certainly don't look at anyone else's <_< You certainly trust your employers more than me.
Tabou Posted 20 October 2008 Posted 20 October 2008 Tell me where and when, me wants some!!!! Getttt yo ass in the queue. Just look at the bottom right hand corner...cross check this with yoru bank balance and proceed to party/pay bills.
The People's Hero Posted 20 October 2008 Posted 20 October 2008 You certainly trust your employers more than me. I know the ball park figure of what I should get. It's all about 'net' - anyone who cares about 'gross' is an idiot. Tax and NI is an arse but it has to be paid. I just ignore it and look at what I do get. If I ever want a top up, money wise, I sell my body at an hourly rate to Tabou.
Tabou Posted 20 October 2008 Posted 20 October 2008 I know the ball park figure of what I should get. It's all about 'net' - anyone who cares about 'gross' is an idiot.Tax and NI is an arse but it has to be paid. I just ignore it and look at what I do get. If I ever want a top up, money wise, I sell my body at an hourly rate to Tabou. 1) Not if your self employed. 2) Currently I'm potless. So I can offer a discount. Roll forward TPH, Shingler, Smuts...
Alexikokopops Posted 20 October 2008 Author Posted 20 October 2008 I thought you were a binman once? Yeah, but that was a summer job. This is proper employment.
Raj Posted 20 October 2008 Posted 20 October 2008 After four years of student scrounging it's my first proper payday on Friday. Then I can finally start calling all students tax dodging scum. Coke and hookers are on me! All you need now is a wife,child,mortgage,bills to pay. THEN you'll be a proper man!!!
Floating Fox Posted 20 October 2008 Posted 20 October 2008 Won't be long before your moaning about tax deductions then alex? Thats when you'll realise your officially old.
Dr The Singh Posted 20 October 2008 Posted 20 October 2008 All you need now is a wife,child,mortgage,bills to pay.THEN you'll be a proper man!!! In your case Raj, your mrs had the child, pays the mortgage and the bills............ Welcome to my world!!!
cisono Posted 20 October 2008 Posted 20 October 2008 You certainly trust your employers more than me. ALWAYS check your payslip... I often found massive "mistakes"in the past, particularly when relating to part-time jobs. The mistakes were in the count of hours worked and rate applied; sometimes BOTH errors in the same payslip!!! And once for 6 months in a row, without correction, in spite of being reported immediately each month. Looking back, I should have sued them. Now that I am self-employed, I have graduated to having people not paying my invoices or paying them months later than promised.
Tabou Posted 20 October 2008 Posted 20 October 2008 ALWAYS check your payslip...I often found massive "mistakes"in the past, particularly when relating to part-time jobs. The mistakes were in the count of hours worked and rate applied; sometimes BOTH errors in the same payslip!!! And once for 6 months in a row, without correction, in spite of being reported immediately each month. Looking back, I should have sued them. Now that I am self-employed, I have graduated to having people not paying my invoices or paying them months later than promised. You should call my friend 'Harry The Bastard'. He specialises in this niche.
Thracian Posted 20 October 2008 Posted 20 October 2008 Now that I am self-employed, I have graduated to having people not paying my invoices or paying them months later than promised. Just one of the great snags to being self-employed.
Alexikokopops Posted 20 October 2008 Author Posted 20 October 2008 ALWAYS check your payslip...I often found massive "mistakes"in the past, particularly when relating to part-time jobs. The mistakes were in the count of hours worked and rate applied; sometimes BOTH errors in the same payslip!!! And once for 6 months in a row, without correction, in spite of being reported immediately each month. Looking back, I should have sued them. Now that I am self-employed, I have graduated to having people not paying my invoices or paying them months later than promised. One time when I was working as a bin man I did a couple of hours overtime and they put the rate in as £75 an hour instead of £7.50. I didn't correct that one
SOCCERROO FOX Posted 20 October 2008 Posted 20 October 2008 In my first job we had a finger scan that clocked us in and out. I forgot to scan out one night i rememberd a bout 5 hours later so i headed back to work to scan off and got myself an extra 5 hours pay at an overtime rate
cisono Posted 20 October 2008 Posted 20 October 2008 One time when I was working as a bin man I did a couple of hours overtime and they put the rate in as £75 an hour instead of £7.50. I didn't correct that one You were lucky
ozleicester Posted 21 October 2008 Posted 21 October 2008 You should call my friend 'Harry The Bastard'. He specialises in this niche. I think i once got a video from him (YES, WE HAVE GOT A VIDEO!!)
cisono Posted 24 October 2008 Posted 24 October 2008 Congratulations. Enjoy your day (and don't forget: your pay needs to last at least until next payday!!! )
Alexikokopops Posted 24 October 2008 Author Posted 24 October 2008 I now have a credit card and a new savings account. Oh yes people, this is the life.
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