Finnegan Posted 6 March 2009 Posted 6 March 2009 Just about anything of Kevin Smith's. Also just about anything spoken by Al Pacino but as the "Inches" speech is overdone I'll leave it to someone else. The best of the best is by far:
GLC Posted 6 March 2009 Posted 6 March 2009 seeing as somebody took some from team america, ill do one aswell.LEGENDARY! (contains bad language but piss yourself funny) ""We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks because pussies get fooked by dicks. But dicks also fook assholes. Assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fook a asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is they fook too much or fook when it isn't appropriate. And it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves. Because pussies are a inch and half away from assholes. I don't know much about this crazy crazy world, but I do know this. If you don't let us fook this asshole we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit."" Me you were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off Done it Store Clerk: Hey, freeze b*tch! Mike Lowrey: [as he points the gun her way, in a flash Mike and Marcus stop arguing and point their guns at his head] YOU freeze, b*tch! Store Clerk: Oh shit, I'm fooked. Mike Lowrey: Now back up, put the gun down, and get me a pack of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious. Marcus Burnett: And some Skittles.
StanSP Posted 6 March 2009 Posted 6 March 2009 From Superbad: Becca: Your cock is so smooth! Evan: Your's would be too... if you were a man. Officer Michaels: Yeah McLovin, how is it going with the ladies? Fogell: It's not the "going" I'm worried about... but the "coming".
Tommeh Posted 6 March 2009 Posted 6 March 2009 "Dam It, I've had it with these mother fooking snakes on this mother fooking plane" "Ladies and Gentlemen, England will be playing 4-4-fooking 2!" "I laugh in the face of danger" G'won Simba And finally: Aladdin: "Do you trust me?" Jasmine: "Yes..." Ohhhhh.....emotions.
ASH17LCFC Posted 6 March 2009 Posted 6 March 2009 You died on a Saturday morning. And I had you placed here under our tree. And I had that house of your father's bulldozed to the ground. Momma always said dyin' was a part of life. I sure wish it wasn't. Little Forrest, he's doing just fine. About to start school again soon. I make his breakfast, lunch, and dinner every day. I make sure he combs his hair and brushes his teeth every day. Teaching him how to play ping-pong. He's really good. We fish a lot. And every night, we read a book. He's so smart, Jenny. You'd be so proud of him. I am. He, uh, wrote a letter, and he says I can't read it. I'm not supposed to, so I'll just leave it here for you. Jenny, I don't know if Momma was right or if, if it's Lieutenant Dan. I don't know if we each have a destiny, or if we're all just floating around accidental-like on a breeze, but I, I think maybe it's both. Maybe both is happening at the same time. I miss you, Jenny. If there's anything you need, I won't be far away. Forest gump. This is the greatest piece of acting ever. Forrest Gump: In the land of China, people hardly got nothing at all. John Lennon: No possessions? Forrest Gump: And in China they never go to church. John Lennon: No religion too? Dick Cavett: Ah. Hard to imagine. John Lennon: Well it's easy if you try, Dick. This was epic.
welck12 Posted 6 March 2009 Posted 6 March 2009 Deputy Travis Junior: (jerks awake) I just had the weirdest dream Lieutenant Jim Dangle: You know you're driving, right?
JakeShingler Posted 6 March 2009 Posted 6 March 2009 "You call that a vest you look like fooking pinocheo"
Kilworthfox Posted 6 March 2009 Posted 6 March 2009 I love Life of Brian Juniper Bushes 3:54 I say those are my juniper bushes name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src=" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>"> name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src=" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350">
Kilworthfox Posted 6 March 2009 Posted 6 March 2009 Dumb & Dumber Our pets heads are falling off name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src=" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>"> name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src=" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350">
Cobbo Posted 6 March 2009 Posted 6 March 2009 BRILLIANT Cobbo!!!I was just thining about that. Especially ythe bit when he points to the inside of his hand and says"i got you right there"!!! Whats the name of the bastard film again...Dead mans something??? Shoes. My fav is from Indian Epic "Sholay" "Kalia...Kitni gholian hai" "teen Gholian saab" BANG BANG " He he he yeh ve margian Salan" Aye, tis 'Dead Mans Shoes' - A Shane Meadows classic with Paddy Considine playing an epic role as Richard. Another line being: Herbie: Can I help you, mate? Richard: [shrugs] Sorry? Herbie: [says aggressively] What the fook are you looking at? Richard: [shouts] You, ya cu nt!
fox123 Posted 6 March 2009 Posted 6 March 2009 Aye, tis 'Dead Mans Shoes' - A Shane Meadows classic with Paddy Considine playing an epic role as Richard.Another line being: Herbie: Can I help you, mate? Richard: [shrugs] Sorry? Herbie: [says aggressively] What the fook are you looking at? Richard: [shouts] You, ya cu nt! Great film from a great Director.
morris1234 Posted 6 March 2009 Author Posted 6 March 2009 'i may not be a smart man, but i know what love is!' - forest gump
Zingari Posted 6 March 2009 Posted 6 March 2009 Oh! What a cute little chair. Why, there's seven little chairs. Must be seven little children. And from the look of this table, seven untidy little children.
Finnegan Posted 7 March 2009 Posted 7 March 2009 "Dam It, I've had it with these mother fooking snakes on this mother fooking plane" I'm genuinely ashamed that wasn't the first thing I thought of. Absolute classic.
BoneDog Posted 7 March 2009 Posted 7 March 2009 "I don't deserve this" "Deserve don't even come into it"
Phube Posted 7 March 2009 Posted 7 March 2009 "I'm ready for my close up, Mr. De Mille." "Dignity, always dignity!"
Mickey O'Neil Posted 7 March 2009 Posted 7 March 2009 Jesus Quintana: You ready to be fcuked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fcuk you up. The Dude: Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man. Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy sh!t with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fcuking trigger 'til it goes "click." The Dude: Jesus. Jesus Quintana: You said it, man. Nobody fcuks with the Jesus. Walter Sobchak: Eight-year-olds, Dude.
purpleronnie Posted 7 March 2009 Posted 7 March 2009 mmmmmm STAND BY ME If I Could Only Have One Food To Eat For The Rest Of My Life? Thats Easy. Pez. Cherry Flavour Pez. No Question About It. The first words in the film:- I was twelve going on thirteen the first time I saw a dead human being. It happened in the summer of 1959—a long time ago. But only if you measure in terms of years. The very last words:- I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone? One of the best movies EVER!
act smiley Posted 7 March 2009 Posted 7 March 2009 You are my old English teacher and I claim my 10 pounds. It was a rather mediocre film, I thought. I mean, really, ridiculously overblown monologue or GET TO THA CHOPPA! , its obvious which is the best line.
StanSP Posted 7 March 2009 Posted 7 March 2009 From Pirates of the Caribbean: Barbossa: You're supposed to be dead! Jack Sparrow: Am I not? Jack Sparrow: If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it. Jack Sparrow: I know those cannons. It's the Pearl. Man in Jail: The Black Pearl? I've heard stories. She's been preying on ships and settlements for near ten years. Never leaves any survivors. Jack Sparrow: No survivors? Then where do the stories come from, I wonder?
SpoonyMcjefferson Posted 7 March 2009 Posted 7 March 2009 Rambo: *Completely surrounded* 'What do you say John?' 'Fuck 'em' *Cocks gun*
MC Prussian Posted 7 March 2009 Posted 7 March 2009 Since Phube's already stolen my Number One , I'm going with one from the same piece of perfection: "There's nothing tragic about being fifty. Not unless you're trying to be twenty-five."
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